My god man!!!!! When will it end?

This soap opera (that I told all of you would be fun) is drying out like a prune in the Scottsdale sun. Now it is Clemens wife.

There were already enough characters in this drama, now McNamee has to throw in Clemens old lady!!! Come on! What woman looks in the mirror before her national spread in S.I and says, “Wow, I look like ####, I need some HGH!!!”? I can't think of any. That is why no one cares about the Chyna sex tape. No man wants to see a woman that looks like a body building dude floating around in her birthday suit.  You want the pretty package, not the FEDEX truck it was delivered in!!!

Back to the point. This congressional parade of questioning and coffee carrying pictures is getting old. The believability of McNamee is stating to make even myself (Someone that stands by the fact Clemens cheated), a little sketchy. I can't even imagine what Clemens lawyers are saying behind closed doors.  Probably something like, “Wow, what an ####!" This in reference to his wife after her HGH use. You were doing it wrong Richard Simmons.

No seriously, you have to make fun of all this recent stuff. Picture this. Seven years ago Roger and Brian were hanging out in the basement of Clemens Texas spread. They were jamming to Motley Crew; Clemens had his man panties to his knees, beer in hand. “This isn't going to hurt is it Brian?" McNamee, holding the syringe, about to administer the shot, assures Roger it will be ok.

Then, the injection. " Ahhhhh Yeahhhhhh!!!" Clemens endures the shot, chugs his beer and crushes the can from the pain. McNamee dabs the blood with a cotton ball and gives Roger a lollie for being so courageous.

Roger breaks in to a dance of happiness because his career will be prolonged. During the escapade of early 80's white man moves, McNamee has a break through, a light bulb if you will.

“You know, I don't trust this Roger Clemens guy. I should take this syringe, cotton ball and the extra juice and save it in this beer can he just crushed." “I may have to submit this to Congress as evidence one day." “Man, I am glad I just thought of that!!"

I know, I laughed too. Its pretty funny stuff.  That is all this is now, funny stuff.

I actually thought that Clemens would get his. I thought McNamee would lay down the goods. Well, guess what? I was wrong, again. Through the idiocy of this guy submitting and claiming accusations Roger can look in to the cameras and shrug and say. “This guy is nutty." And the public will believe that, because from the looks of things, he may be right.

This doesn't mean Roger is innocent. It just means that his accuser is developing the credibility of the “Boy who cried Wolf".

I have to go, it is warming up in Los Angeles and beach season will be here before you know it. I gotta score some HGH so I can fit in to that blue Speedo I got from Dayn Perry.

And that is the Inside Dirt