Stats, stats, expert opinion ( if that's what you call Lee Corso), more stats, the S.E.C... BLAH BLAH BLAH... The National Championship is finally on the door step, albeit the wrong day. Seriously, ratings, that is the final stink of bowl games, money. Make this game a prime time Sunday night deal. That way every coast can enjoy watching Ohio State win.  Now, the left coast will be stuck on the 101 coming from work behind two Armenians delivering dry cleaning to places unknown while the first quarter slips out of Les Miles hands.

I am not here for predictions. I have seen enough of those the last few days to choke a donkey.

No, this is more. It is spiritual, a cleansing of the mind.. S.E.C. and Big Ten alike.. Remember the little dude hanging out of the bigger dude in Total Recall?? Open your mind to me.... Open your mind!!!

This college season has been nutty to say the least. Who knew the Mountaineer's would beat a team that a coach from the Mountaineer's is now taking over. HUH ??? Exactly!!!!!!

With all the craziness, one can not rely on pure football speak and equations for a winner to be crowned champ in this enigma that is and was the NCAA football season.  

Quite simply, it is simple. Overrated vs. Overrated. Who wins, who loses?? The loser? None other than the team who does not accept their overrated quality. LSU, of course.

Not a prediction gang, it is science. This team slipped in to the title game like #### through a goose. So did the Buckeye's. Remember this season is CRAZY. These two teams playing for the title perhaps are not even the best. I wouldn't want it any other way.

The decider you ask ? KARMA!!! A big scoop of it. OSU and its coaches knew they got a gift. The Big Ten was down, they lost to the Illini, whatever. Tressel took the bid to the Rose Bowl because that is where they should have been. However, he unwrapped this present and was, well thankful. That is it.. Nothing more...nothing less.

LSU on the other hand got beat twice, should have gotten beat more, and has only the strong breeze of the S.E.C. supporters blow hole to get them in the game. They also should be thankful. Yet, when Les opened the present he tossed it like it was a pair of black socks he had gotten the year before.

Karma, Les, KARMA!!! All I hear is they deserve it, we deserve it,  S.E.C rules. No, no, no... wrong Les... wrong... bad Les. You don't deserve anything. Be thankful. When someone wins the lottery or the title bid in this season, smile, BE APPRECIATIVE.

I am not rooting against  Les or the S.E.C or whatever else someone can come up with. Just the Karma man, the Karma. Timberlake said it, " What goes around comes back around." Right now, he is the Walrus.  OSU WINS!!!!!

Get your #### to Mars!!!!

That is the Inside Dirt!