Remember a few years ago when they had those Celebrity Boxing matches? I think they should bring that back. Not as an exploitaton of D-list actors, but with real time athlete's.  All this testosteron floating around sports these past few days has got me a thinkin'. Man, there are some really good fights out there that most of us sports idiots would pay in apendages to see. Here are my Top Five , what are your's????

Piazza vs. Clemens

I have always wondered about this one. There is no doubt the two have enough bad blood to make for a great fight. No broken bat pieces Roger!  Who would win? I don't know. Both have had their hair frosted, so I can question the whole manhood thing thus leaving no dominant male. Roger is on the juice, shrunken grapes, no will power. I give the advantage to Piazza and his chiseled stache.

Canseco vs. McGwire

This one sells itself with out an explantion. The Bash Brothers!!! Need I say more??? Jose is still a big dude, but never trust those redheads, EVER!!!! McGwire in five rounds.

Nolan Ryan vs. Robin Ventura

It's all about the revenge. Ventura charged the Express as a young kid and was ready to kick some butt. However, he was not ready for the head lock and wailing. Haymakers Robin!!!! You have to protect yourself!!!!!  That was a long time ago, but dont forget, Nolan takes Advil because it is gentler on his stomach. Something i don't think Robin has. Nolan in a decision.

Barry Bonds vs. Curt Schilling

One is clean, the other is not. Still, they are both hated by the masses and each other. Curt is a tall dude, so the reach would be there, but he hasn't had the time Barry has had to " train". Barry by a needle....

A- Rod vs. Scott Boras

Ok, Boras is not an athlete, but with the recent events, how could this not be a main event!!! Do you really dislike this guy now A- Rod?? Or are you just covering your butt to look like a saint of the diamond! Hopefully, somebody would jump in the ring and knock the both of them out.

That's the inside dirt.