It is splattered all over the news.  ESPN, Fox, I even heard the Lady's of the View talking about it.  Barry Bonds is going to get reamed in a court of law!!! It is a realtiy show that will write itself. Lazy  baseball analysts will now be taking the place of seasoned People's Court enthusiasts. Imagine how funny it will be when Pedro Gomez does a feed for Court T.V.  Thank you Barry, it is going to be an amazing show. Much better than your last.

In all of the chaos this case will bring, I can't help but wonder about one thing. Will Mark McGwire be watching? For that matter, where the hell is Mark McGwire? The guy has fallen second only to Bin Laden as a person no one has laid eye's on in the past four years. That is, besides when they both  make arses of themselves on t.v. Take the fifth Mark! We don't want to know about the past either!!

But wait, now we do. Steriods is a hot topic. This Barry Bonds thing is a Federal deal. Tell us the past boys, we are thirsty for answers!!!

And to quench it, I say let us not stop at Barry. Sure he probably lied and his chick knew he was drinking the juice. Blah Blah Blah. But, I want to know about The Big Mac. What is his special sauce?  Does Mitchell have that in his papers? And what about his cohort, Palmeiro? Talk about liar liar pants on fire. He pointed and yelled and even justified his statement with a verbal punctuation, PERIOD!!!!!! A month later he was suspended for steriods. Palmeiro knew of Big Macs sauce. Take the fifth, liars.

I am thirsty for the past, you need a tall drink after dealing with a Big Mac and his special sauce.  Cheers Mark, I know you will be watching all of this too!!!