I have noticed a trend of bloggers making a play on players names…for example I was reading a blog and someone called Curt Shilling Curt Shi tling.  Okay I find that pretty pathetic, and not being one to shy away from a pathetic attempt at a blog I thought I’d give it a try with a few of my favorite names in sports that have been getting some ink.  Please throw in your worst attempts at making a name for somebody.  Here goes.

Lenny Dykstroids – Kind of a mix between steroids and asteroids, or asterisk.

Roger Clemensjection – You know, the kind in your belly button.

Brianabolic Roberts – Anabolictastic, I swear it was the red contact lenses.

Rafael Palsyringeo – I mean, this one jumped right out at me.

Beneedle Santiago – He could throw from his knees.

That’s all I can muster, thanks for reading!

Why haven’t McGwire, Sosa, and Palmeiro been indicted for lying in front of Congress? What about the illegal purchase of HGH by players such as by Byrd and Ankiel?  Shouldn’t they also be held responsible in some way?  What about Giambi and the rules and laws he broke.  I would take this issue more seriously if the indictment playing field was level.