San Francisco 49ers -  I've never been a fan of Mike Nolan and his coaching style.  The close to the vest, be careful with the ball in case we might turn it over is preposterous.  2 passing touchdowns?  Doesn't LaDainian Tomlinson have that many this year?  Well I guess that isn't so bad considering Tomlinson is about to become the most prolific running back touchdown passer in the history of tackle football.  Let's run some "numbers" real quick: dead last or at least near it in nearly every offensive category.  Now I know Nolan doesn't call the plays but he has a hand in the fact that the 49ers don't really try to score any touchdowns.  The philosophy appears to be keep the ball in the middle of the field, try and kick some field goals, and maybe squeak out a win.

San Diego Chargers - Now tying in with the 49ers, the Chargers hired Norv Turner off of the 49ers coaching staff.  I actually thought Norv did a pretty good job with the 49ers offense but even a casual fan (ie. JCScheffers who made a good call on this ONE) knows that Norv can't run a football team.  The Chargers were about penciled in to at least get to the AFC championship game and they'll be lucky if they even get a shot in the playoffs.   The defense is where the Chargers are really losing it.  If they don't get it right quick, it will be curtains for the Bolts. 

Philadelphia Eagles - In the City of Brotherly Hate, there is plenty of it to go round right now.  My suggestion is focus on football and try not to get distracted along the way.  That may be too much to ask of some people but I think you catch my drift.

Cincinnati Bengals - Can you say jail?  Maybe Goodell should just shut this franchise down for a year and call it a rebuilding plan.  This is really a fun team to watch with some offensive weapons, no pun intended.  I suggest the Bengals just go sign Vick, Pacwoman, and Tank (too late) and try and just maybe really go out and try to kill some fools.