I have noticed a trend of bloggers making a play on players names…for example I was reading a blog and someone called Curt Shilling Curt Shi tling.  Okay I find that pretty pathetic, and not being one to shy away from a pathetic attempt at a blog I thought I’d give it a try with a few of my favorite names in sports that have been getting some ink.  Please throw in your worst attempts at making a name for somebody.  Here goes.

Lenny Dykstroids – Kind of a mix between steroids and asteroids, or asterisk.

Roger Clemensjection – You know, the kind in your belly button.

Brianabolic Roberts – Anabolictastic, I swear it was the red contact lenses.

Rafael Palsyringeo – I mean, this one jumped right out at me.

Beneedle Santiago – He could throw from his knees.

That’s all I can muster, thanks for reading!