Chin Music For Your Ear
by: sportthink
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Nov 14, 2006 | 11:01AM | report this

There are no good teams in college football except for Ohio State and Michigan, end of story. 

 

 

 

 

 

The winner of the Ohio State vs. Michigan game should be crowned the national champion because the Big Ten is so strong and Ohio State and Michigan are so good.

 

 

 

 

 

The SEC is so great as evident by how everyone in the conference is losing games; getting beat by teams in your conference proves that your conference is awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

USC’s schedule is so weak and a loss to Oregon State proves they would get crushed in the SEC because, as evident by all the losses in the SEC, USC sucks. 

 

 

 

 

 

Bobby Knight needs to be fired because athletes of today’s generation are so fragile and important that you can’t yell at them or touch them (by touching them I am not saying you can punch them in the face, or slam them into the wall).

 

 

 

 

 

Because Bobby Knight has a high standard for his athletes like discipline in the classroom and values such as looking people in the eye, he does not deserve to be a coach.  His coaching style does not allow him to get the best players; henceforth he is unable to win a national championship, I mean seriously, he coaches at Texas Tech, which is in Lubbock.  What he should do his lower his standards and change his overall coaching style for extra special athletes that are really good, this way people like Doug Gottlieb would be much happier. 

 

 

 

 

 

Bobby Knight actually cares what you or I think.

 

 

 

 

 

Basketball is such a better sport these days because there are lots of dunks.

 

 

 

 

 

The flaws in the BCS are all made right at the end of season.  All the kinks are worked out once the “regular season is over.”  (Of course this opinion disregards the fact that every single game played largely measures the value of your win/loss record of you or your opponent at the time and by the current ranking you and your opponent possess or don’t possess.)

 

 

 

 

 

Barry Bonds is much guiltier than any of the other hundreds or thousands of professional athletes in America that use drugs…and we should hate him more!   

 

 

 

 

 

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bbing168
Nov 14, 2006
2:52 PM
Nice piece! But I am not sure if every single point supposed to be a satire.

I agree with you on the hypocrisy of Bonds haters and the BCS sucks. I used to argue against a playoff system because an 8-teams playoff format would require 3 weeks, too long for amateur academia.

But I think now with the BCS (broken computer system) being a total joke, there is no way around a playoff!

Last edited by bbing168 on November 14th at 2:53 PM.

sportthink
Nov 14, 2006
3:09 PM
Well, my one sided, cynical mind did attempt to maintain the satire for all ten. I appreciate the compliment.

FloridaFlavor
Nov 14, 2006
3:58 PM
heh, I'm assuming this is all meant to be taken as sarcasm and, if so, then I like this post. If all taken sarcastically then I agree with everything except that the SEC sucks (there are 2 one loss and 2 two loss teams, all very talented). I personally don't see a better conference than this, but it is hard to compare, at least a playoff would help settle this a little better than it can be settled now. At least someone else agrees that Michigan/Ohio State isn't the national championship nor should it be. Playing a combined 3 ranked teams where two of those teams (Wisconsin and ND) haven't played a ranked team besides Michigan to me does not make you the only good teams in collge football.

sportthink
Nov 14, 2006
4:37 PM
The sarcasm was THICK! I have heard these ideas on the radio or read them in blogs and newspapers. I think they are pretty funny opinions, none of which I agree with. Thanks.

TheFormer88Fan
Nov 14, 2006
5:32 PM
if sarcasm, then at it's best. I have a lot of disagreements though naturally

XJ_HORNE
Nov 14, 2006
9:02 PM
I love sarcasm. Sportthink is awesome, and that's not sarcasm! There are so many other greater teams out there and just because they are not undefeated like Oh St. doesn't mean ####. It just means that most of the Top 10's have not played anyone worth playing. And the SEC is not the geatest conference.



GO TIGERS!!!!
GO BSU!!!!
GO RUTGERS!!!!
GO ACC!!!!

sportthink
Nov 15, 2006
5:52 AM
88, which ones don't you like?

The_Sports_Intellectual
Nov 15, 2006
6:45 AM
Enjoyable post. Ironic and sarcastic, just the way I like it!

XJ_HORNE
Nov 15, 2006
3:58 PM
SHOW 'NUF

fuzzboss
Nov 18, 2006
2:03 PM
This would be funny if people didn't believe that's how it should be. Good sarcasm

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