Alright ladies and gentlemen my millions of readers worldwide. the Sportsnutt is in round 2 of Detroitsports incredibly prestigous writing contest. A load of topics this time around. Tuff tuff questions.
1. If you could take away any sport which one would it be and why.
2. You could go into the past and meet with someone who would it be?
3. If you played in a sport, what postition would you want to play at?
1. My first thought was to give hockey the axe. Why? Well I can't say I missed it while it was gone last year. But the Miracle Ice was special, this postseason has had may madness upsets, and I loved playing roller hockey as a kid.
Then I realized this might have to be an easy one. POKER. If there was no poker than there would be NO poker on TV. Which is what I really hate. I don't hate playing poker I just hate the poker television invasion. I wan't to WATCH action on ESPN or FSN not a fat guy in sunglasses debating for 15 minutes whether or not he is going to call.
2. This is an easy one. See I have a whole game plan thought out. I figure if I can go into the past then I probably have the technology to bring whoever back into the future with me. So here is my plan. I will get my sports agents liscense. You can get one online for like $1000 bucks. I will get some pictures of honey's way hotter than Delilah. I will go back to Bible times and meet Samson. You know the guy with the long hair that tore apart a lion with his barehands and could destroy villages all by himself.
Then I would show him some pics of potential Delilah replacing chicks to get him to sign a contract with me. Take him back to the future and imagine the possiblilities. You thought "Bo knows everything." Imagine Samson. He would make Bonds look little, Ray Lewis look gentle, and Ron Artest look normal. I am talking about a multi-sports mega star.
Think of the advertising dollars I would make alone. Johnny Damon didn't cut his hair for a season or two. Samson didn't cut his hair ever. I am talking Billion Dollar deals. Drew Rosenhaus and ol BoreASS will feel broker than broke compared to me. I won't need any other clients so I will seem like the nice gentle Jerry Maguire type.
"Samson help me, help you."
The best part of this idea is in the end I am going to STICK it to the YANKEES. After a few years will go for the gusto. A multi billion dollar guaranteed deal with the Yankees. Samson will show up with a fresh new hair cut and suddenly not be able to pick up a bat. I can't wait to see the BOSSES face when that happens.
3. My favorite sport is soccer. I play in some local leagues and get the joy of scoring goals and such. So even though that was my first choice I thought. Nah I am already decent with that. Lets just be happy with my ability to play at a good high school level. If I am going to play any position I want to be an NBA small forward. Fast high flying 6'8 super athlete. I will dunk on fools and laugh at normal people that are my (REAL) height. I will work harder than most of the lazy NBAers making my mix of atleticism and work ethic a near impossible force to stop. I will rally hard to get on the Cav's so I can ride the coattails of Lebron to a number of NBA titles. And then when he retires and the next Lebron comes along I will get myself air time by saying how much better the next Lebron is than the old Lebron was at that same stage.
Wow another great game. I thought the Mavs clinched it when Devin Harris buried the J with 4 seconds left. But back on the other end the leagues Most Improved Player Boris Diaw hits a silky J for the game winner.
I'll get to the MVP candi and the MVP in a second.
This game had another fascinating duel. Devin Harris continues to improve and amaze with thirty points and 5 steals. That is some nice numbers from a youngster. And then to have the fortitude to hit the "almost" game winner. I am cheering for Nash and the Suns in this one, but I do not dislike the Mavs, so I thought that Harris J was a killer and fitting end to a great game 1 in Dallas.
But Then. In the words of Will Smith "here come the MIP's" or maybe it was MIB. Anyway the MIP Boris Diaw in traffic hits a tuff little hook for the real game winner. That going along with his 34 points and 6 boards. Man it seems like Forever ago that he was averaging 4.8 points a game for the Atlanta Hawks, but that was last season.
Now Dirk and Nash. WOW!!! Great duel from the old pals. Dirk putting up vintage Shaq numbers with 25 points and 19 boards. This is the same foreigner that many grilled for settling for treys and being soft in the paint. Give Avery Johnson credit he is utilizing all of Dirk's athletic ability. Dirk is driving and getting old fashion 3's and collecting 19 boards. Great game.
And of course my boy Steve Nash. Back-to-back MVP's for a reason. 4-0 in game 7's. Comes into his old house and just puts on a show. A breathtaking 27 points and 16 assists to go with 5 rebounds. His team had basically lost with 3 or so minutes left down 9 on the road. But ol Nashy drills trey's and dishes on the pic and roll and BAM a 12-2 run Suns up 1 with 30 or so tics left on the clock. Awesome basketball.
Also Mr. I do everything Shawn Marion did everything as usual. You just can't ignore his defense and offensive contributions. Typical 24 points, 13 boards, 2 steals, and 3 blocks. And that is just typical Marion. Ridiculous.
The hottest pro spouse is right here.... KA BLAMM - O
First before I even tell you who's wife this is lets just judge the hotness factor. This is not your protoypical barrell chested blonde athlete wife (not that anyone is opposed to that very respectable tradition). This is an exotic golden beauty. She gets points for not only being fine, but for standing out amongst the many hot athlete wives. I got to give Greek super model Aleka Kamila 10 out of 10.
Now if this is not enough to get your vote. Her husband will REALLY put her over the top. This lady is the wife of none other than bugly ol Peja Stojakovic. One of the uglier players in the NBA. This isn't Ray Allen or Tom Brady's wife. Not Jeter or A-Rod people. Peja friecking Stojakovic. Even if he is a millionaire this girl is Barry Bonds steroid pumped home run ball out of his league.
This pale, goofy toothed, hair parted in the middle mug is married to that rocket bodied beauty above. It is MAD-NESS!!!!! Props to Peja. He is my hero.
2. I should definetely be in the next round because every good contest needs a little controversy. And since I was not invited in the contest nor responded anywhere near the deadline. Who better than ME should be in this contest. And if you are still questioning just scroll back up to that Peja's wife.
I just struck out looking. Or dropped the ball or something of that sort. Less than 24 hours after pumping up the Guaransheed pistons victory I am going to have to do some back tracking double talk... I hate doing that. I'd much rather be right all the time but turns out...
I DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!!
I thought the Pistons was as sure as a bet as there is. I know Lebron is filthy but the Pistons knew what they were doing and the first 2 games gave me a tidal wave of confidence heading to Cleveland. I am not crawling away now I still think the Pistons are taking it... but... but... I have to give credit to the Cavs, the fans in Cleveland, and to Lebron. Lebron is doing it all- a near triple double and a side serving of defense. I won't compare him to you know who but he is looking more and more like you know who.
One thing about you know who is he put other stars past him. John Starks may be his most memorable rival. Even Magic Johnson's Lakers got crushed in 5 games. And didn't we see the same thing happen to Gilbert Arenas. Gilbert played tremendous in that series but Lebron was just a lil better. In the end Arenas will not remembered for being a scorers duel with Lebron but for missing 2 free throws in game 6 and getting burned on the baseline for the game winner in game 5. Forget that Gilbert had just put his team up 1. Its old news. Guys like Lebron make other players remembered for what he did to them or forgotten altogether.
Speaking of Gilbert
He was playing poker at halftime of games?? I can not for the life of me get away from poker. I used to love poker and played all the time in college. We would play all the silly games acey duecey, 5 card draw or stud, 7-27, 2-4-6, hold em - everything. I loved it. I wasn't unstoppable but always one of the better players and I liked that. At the very beginning of this Hold Em take over the world phase we started playing nothing but Hold Em. Great it has always been my best game and I started winning more and more money off my friends. Then a funny thing happened. Poker was on TV, then online, then every one was playing at work, celebrity poker, nobody poker, poker world series, books on poker, tapes on poker, Hold Em this Hold Em that.
Poker was in my dreams it haunted me when I did well and it haunted me when I did bad.
Worst of all was the "poker stories." You know the ones, the ones everyone in the world starting telling you or someone next to you. "Then bam he catches the flush on the river." "Of course I had pocket rockets" "He goes all in with 4, 7 off-suit and flops a full house."
I dont care.
I don't want to see bugs bunny in an animated poker tournament on cartoon network, Idon't wan't to here how you lost to someone way worse than you - don't be so shocked it is gambling- I don't want to read about it, I don't even wan't to write about it. But here I am doing just that.
Speaking of not knowing anything
De La Hoya just smoked Mayorga. The Golden Boy once again looked bad. And if you would have asked me a week ago what I thought would happen in a DLH vs. Pretty Boy Floyd fight. I would have laughed. Mayweather will whoop him like has everyone else. What about the weight difference? Ha its nothing but a number to PBF! He is quicker, badder, and smarter than any boxer in the world right now.
But now that weight is looking a little scarier. Floyd is getting a long way away from his earlier fights against other small guys like Corrales and Castillio. When does the weight catch up to you? And DLH is no punk. Sure he sang for a while and sissyfied himself, but when he is focused and in the ring he is a tough hombre. De La Hoya has taken some punches from guys alot bigger than PBF like Vargas, Mayorga, and Mosely. He has swapped punches with guys like Tito, been humbled by judges and Bernard Hopkins. This is a smart seasoned vet who also has a weight advantage. It would not only be a HUGE money fight but a huge test for both fighters. And now I have to say I dont know who would win.
JC
Thanks JC for carrying the SportsNUTTZ banner as of late.
I am kinda bummed that the Guaran-Sheed didn't come to fruition last. Sheed's my boy, and I take everything the man says as the gospel truth. But he didn't foresee his own injury, made worse by his own poor 3-13 shooting and no relief at all from the bench (7 points TOTAL!).
I guess Sheed and his team just weren't "feeling" the guarantee, and I don't blame them. It was a lame guarantee. As for as their teams go, Cleveland isn't in the same league as Motown. It would be like Vince McMahon predicting higher ratings and PPV sales than TNA (or the old WCW). It would be like Phil Hellmuth promising to bust Steve Dannenmann. On one side, you have a history of excellence and dominance, and on the other side you have the inferior. It's not really going out on a limb, Sheed. Next time, make a guarantee against a high-caliber squad (Heat, Spurs, or Mavs). Or if you're stuck with another #### opponent, guaran-sheed a sweep.
The Pistons must be like me, and their hearts just aren't in it right now. I'm just not that pumped about the NBA playoffs at this point. And I LOVE the NBA. Yet, ever since halftime of Game 7 between LA and Phoenix, I just haven't cared as much. (I got this same "letdown" feeling in the NCAA Tourney...pumped and excited for nearly every game, everyday...until the Huskies from UW were #### by the refs and lost to the Huskies from UConn. From that point, not much else mattered.) Kobe = ratings. Period. You don't ever see the Clips or the so-called MVP Steve Nash on Christmas day, do you? Yet the NBA always makes sure everyone opens their gifts under the tree with Kobe on their TV's year in and year out. Phoenix and the other LA team are squared in a 2-2 series, yet game 5 isn't must-see for me. It'll probably take an elimination game to finally peak my interest.
Suns vs Kobe was DRAMA in the 1st round, but everything since has been a snooze. A Detroit/Miami conference final rematch is much anticipated...can the Cavs and Nets PLEASE let us see that series start now!?! And I hope the Mavs can finish the job versus the Spurs. I've been overloaded with them and Eva Longoria for the past 2 years because they made it seem like 10. Like JC is pulling for a De la Hoya/Mayweather boxing spectacular, all I am just looking for from the NBA playoffs is another classic confrontation.
is married to that rocket bodied beauty above. It is MAD-NESS!!!!! Props to Peja. He is my hero.
I thought the Pistons was as sure as a bet as there is. I know Lebron is filthy but the Pistons knew what they were doing and the first 2 games gave me a tidal wave of confidence heading to Cleveland. I am not crawling away now I still think the Pistons are taking it... but... but... I have to give credit to the Cavs, the fans in Cleveland, and to Lebron. Lebron is doing it all- a near triple double and a side serving of defense. I won't compare him to you know who but he is looking more and more like you know who. 
