Ok buckle your seatbelts and enjoy the best list in the history of the planet.  Its going to be a bumpy ride full of excitement and controversy, but ladies and gentlemen here it is your top 10 sports derrieres.

10. Derek Jeter I am no Yankee fan, but lets be honest, no shortstop has made as many hardcore baseball fans out of once uninterested moms, sisters, girlfriends, and wives.  Jeter's moneymaker not only brings in the fans but brings in the rings.  One clutch derriere starts this list off.

9. Mia Hamm Americans are hesitant to embrace two things in life - soccer and women's sports.  This didn't stop Hamm from becoming a major American sports icon, leading U.S. women to World Cup glory and snagging herself a shortstop of her own.  Jeter has the rings but Nomar's got Mia's ... Hamm.

8. Danica Patrick Ever been on a long road trip?  If you have you know that as the miles pile on your bumper gets tired and sore.  With that fact in mind it is even more amazing that Danica rides on against the men's top Indy racers.  It is only a matter of time until Danica and her trunk find themselves toughing out a victory lap against the boys.

7. Cecil and Prince Fielder  I guess a homerun swing really is all in the jeans.  Prince can thank his dad for inheriting a rump that blasts out the long balls.  This new booty might not even have to take the family "Field" trip to Japan.

6. Nancy Lopez   It is not a pretty site but this old school rump shaker gets a birdie for consistency and sheer mass.

5. Maria Sharapova Unlike another bombshell blonde tennis star, this girl actually wins.  It is a good thing too, because when you win, we all get to stare... I mean watch you play alot more matches.                            

4. Shaquille O'neal You thought that Kobe and Wade were the sidekicks that helped Shaq get four rings.  Wrong.  The only sidekick Shaq needs is his Diesel fueled mid-rear engine.

3. Ronaldo It takes a powerful behind to get the President of Brazil calling to find out how much excess meat your hauling.  But that is exactly what happened withe World Cup's all-time leading scorer - Fat Ronaldo.  While the world worries about the size of Ronaldo's butt, his coach just keeps playing the superstar and watching his butt... kick!

2. Serena Williams  When Serena and her kuzunga are in full-effect they are the most unstoppable force in the history of women's tennis.  Serena's booty is so mighty it makes J-Lo's bon-bon shake.  Even the US Army knows where Serena is hiding her weapon of #### destruction.  Congrat's Serena you own the number two spot on the list and the numer one amongst all the women.

 

1. Charles Barkley The "Round Mound of Rebound" carved out a Hall of Fame NBA career with a "mound" that could box opponents twice his height.  This tank #### provided power, balance, and surprising hops.  Sure Barkley's derriere had a great NBA career, but what is more impressive is that it also following that success with another successful career.  Barkley is now making good dough talking out of his butt.  Now that is one talented derriere.