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My All-Steroids All-Star baseball team!!!
Jun 16, 2006 | 10:00PM | report this

Due to the popularity of this incredible team I thought it deserved its own blog separate from the post in detroitsports rd. 4 writing contest.

Ok this is my all-star steroids using baseball team.

C. Pudge, I mean slim, Rodriguez

1b. Rafael, I did not do steroids, Palmiero

2b. Brett, chix dig the long ball, Boone
3b. Ken, RIP, Caminiti

SS. Every quick fielding 40 homer hitting shortsop since 1993

LF. Barry, I take the good stuff so you will never prove it, Bonds

CF. Alex, first to get busted for steroids, Sanchez

RF.  Sammy, I apologi, Sosa

DH. Mark, lets not talk about the past, McGwire

PH. Jason, I am back on the good stuff try to catch me, Giambi

P. Jose, I taught you how to Juice now I am telling on you, Canseco

RP. Ryan, cheapest roids ever, Franklin


12 Comments | Add a comment   categories: MLB, steroids, all-star, Barry Bonds, jose canseco
 
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socalsportsfan
Jun 16, 2006
10:37 PM
you forgot about RP Jason Grimsley the Rat. He is going to spill the beans.

sports66
Jun 17, 2006
6:44 AM
You also forgot..CF Len Dykstra..and C Darren "knee surgery" Daulton

sportsnuttz
Jun 17, 2006
10:35 PM
ol Grimsley... best known for sneaking albert belle's corked bat and now the hgh bust. what a career. he is going to squeal... that is for sure

MustardMan
Jun 18, 2006
6:14 PM
Sammy said - I apologi (a-pol-i-jye) but you're close! Great post though.

I saw my vote from you - ouch! In my intro, I meant I am a big time football fan and don't follow those three sports that much. I used to follow hockey when the Hawks actually fielded a team that could beat the junior league champs from Moose Jaw!

We'll see how the votes fall!

Norcalfella
Jun 18, 2006
7:32 PM
Not really much to add, but this was a good take on the assignment.

SS was my favorite.

demonicume
Jun 18, 2006
8:19 PM
man, if there were an all steroids league with 40+ year old pitcher throwing 95+ fastballs and gimp kneed RFs slappin homerouns, i'd be there every game.

German_Sniper
Jun 18, 2006
8:34 PM
Hey, if Bonds was white do you think his favorite position would be S.S. We all know he a racist needle pumping loser... and for you ignorant fools that dont know what S.S. means, look it up under ####'s

demonicume
Jun 19, 2006
4:46 AM
thats a pretty dumb comment. 1)bonds' wife is/was white and his kids are mixed. take that to mean whatever you want. 2)you dont inject HGH, you dont inject cream or the clear, either. you ingest HGH and you rub the clear and the cream. dont be an ####. 3) youre not realy a neo-####, so stop pretending. you lost the war, get the #### over it.

Norcalfella
Jun 19, 2006
8:46 AM
In reference to this post SS = Shortstop.

That's all I'm going to say because the subsequent exchange is pointless. Demon, this guy isn't worth the time.

Hoffman
Jun 19, 2006
9:28 AM
Baseball is retarded anyways. Any sports in which you can buy a champion and you're allowed to disgrace the record book by using performance enhancing drugs is disgraceful.

sportsnuttz
Jun 19, 2006
10:12 AM
mustard... yeah sorry for the vote... good luck... i know it was aplogi i guess an I pronounces apologi better than Y. Change noted.

- sportsnuttz regrets the error.

MustardMan
Jun 19, 2006
2:20 PM
I didn't know how to spell it either (that's why I did the phonetic spelling!)

I think we're all in for some votes now with the field shrinking, it's getting harder to pick a blog to vote out! And we don't have the "luxury" of spending time together on an island discussing who gets tossed next!

Last edited by MustardMan on June 19th at 2:21 PM.

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