Rosie O'Donnell has been cleared authorities report.
According to reports out of New York Rosie O'Donnell has been cleared of stealing a football helmet full of BROWNIES that were laced with HASHES that were meant for guest Ricky Williams...out of the Views morning breakfast buffet......
Rosie is a crook or crock or just a whale of a woman, man when I was in Alaska I seen some Orca's and Rosie was bigger and these things were huge, now Whoopi she ain't too pretty either, whats up brother!!!!!
Not much. Just reading alot. Catching up on a little baseball history. You? How was the vacation? Swim with the ORCAS?! Hey Nooch did a heck of a job pinch hitting for you on the Giants.
Off to bed...Night
Kelly, Marty, Nooch I just got bored after reading all those excellent entries last night. I had a let down when there were no more to read. I needed to throw something out there!
socratesofswat
I've heard the real reason behind the theft of the helmet was because she feared that Whoopi would feed the brownies to Barbara's dogs. And she thought it to be an immense act of cruelty. Especially after Whoopi's vocal support of Vick.
The reports are also that the helmet will now become a sex toy for both her and Kelli her lover. I wonder which orifice that'll fit in ?
rosie better not open her mouth about anything right about now. I have reliable information that Rosie is almost singlehandedly responsible for the demise of the great buffalo herds. Late night snacking.
Rumor has it that both Rosie and her partner are looking to experiment and have a male enter into their relationship but for a brief moment. The thought of having a real pen*s is what's getting them going all of a sudden. And they say that romance is dead ? Who'd have thought that two dikes would be willing to sacrifice for their cause ? Any takers ?
Residing in Boise, Idaho with my wonderful wife and two of the greatest kids a Dad could hope for. No I'm not a potato farmer! New Englander at heart, raised in the Northern Connecticut Valley where I learned to love the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins, Celtics, and UConn Huskies. I get my passion and fire from my mother's side. She was 1/2 Sioux and Irish. My Dad's side were the sport nuts. My favorite big leaguers: My Great, Great, Uncle, Larry (Nap) Lajoie, Ted Williams, and Nomar Garciaparra. Yankees S**K. Moved to Calif. in my early 20's, Lived there for 25 years. Got the hell out before it slips into the Pacific. Which I hope it does! I learned that hard work and determination gets you places. I'm the the bitters in your coffee and the thorn in your side.
Sauerkraut is just cabbage gone bad and I wouldn't feed beets to my worst enemy. Unless you're a Yankee, Raider or Laker.
