Recently while in my teepee, sitting in my Berk-o-Lounger (YES I raided some paleface. Actually I got it at a furniture store and the customer service guy was white) smoking my peace pipe, I, like you, have probably noticed that with the recent Red Sox tailspin a RASH of Yankee fans have suddenly shown up just to spout their mouths in true rude Yankee fashion. Like that annoying itch Jeter's been passing around (Or so I read...see JQ's blog), that won't go away they are coming out of the rafters like swarming rats on a sinking ship.
So in HONOR of those RUDE Yankee fans and the Yankee organization, I would like to say....Baseball fans EVERYWHERE would like to thank the 2004 Yankees for providing fans with the GREATEST CHOKE IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS HISTORY!
Since 2004 much has changed in the game of baseball, including the classic song "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" in part inspired by the works of JQ:
Sing along Kiddies:
Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out to the crowds.
Buy me a championship ....or I'll be mad
I'll throw a tantrum ...like no fan's ever had.
So it's cry.. cry ..cry .... for the itch cream
And I think... Derek Jeter's... to blame
And it's ONE..TWO..THREE..CHOKES you're out...... at a YANKEEEEE.....BALLGAMEEEE
Now wasn't that FUN. But that wonderful rendition of that classic wasn't the only thing the 2004 Yankees have given us and baseball fans across the country would like to express their gratitude for giving them the opportunity to 'PULL THE ACE FROM UP THEIR SLEEVE', DEALING them 'THE NUTS', possessing the 'RINGER' and 'SMOKING GUN' , 'ROCK OVER SCISSORS..PAPER OVER ROCK..SCISSORS OVER PAPER, and handing over to us the 'KEY'S TO YOUR HOUSE', because we've hit the 'JACKPOT, TRIPLE 7'S and been DEALT BLACKJACK in EVERY CHOKE ARGUMENT YOU BRING TO US!
I would like to thank personally those GREAT YANKEES for making it all possible.
Alex 'I SISSY SLAP BECAUSE I GOT #### SLAPPED BY VARITEK' Rodriguez
Mo 'THE SOX ARE MY DADDY' Rivera
Derek 'PASS ME THE CALAMYNE LOTION' Jeter
Jason' THE HUMAN SYRINGE' Giambi
Jorge 'I'M THE OLDEST LOOKING M*O*N*K*E*Y IN BASEBALL SINCE YOGI BERRA' Posada
Hideki' KONG KICKED MY SORRY GODZILLA ARSE' Matsui
Bernie' MY ARMS LIKE A "WEEKEND AT BERNIE"S' "YOU KNOW DEAD" Williams
And ALL those GREAT YANKEE CHOKERS of 2004 who made all of this possible.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS......
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
LADIESSS AND GENTLEMENNNN ...I PRESENT TO YOU THE 2004 NEW YORK YANKEES!
TAKE A BOW BOY'S YOU'VE DESERVED THIS!
P.S I wrote this blog after posting a comment in response to those Yankee bandwaggoners who only spout off when they think they have an edge on Josh Q's blog.
I just had to share because I'm curious how you felt when you first used this argument against a Yankee fan.
Tell me honestly... it felt GREAT didn't it! Peace Pipe?
Josh I just had to write it after the post. I know alot of people read your blog but I didn't want to lose it in the BARRAGE of comments you get. So I decided to headline it.
Hey socrates, you probably didn't read your previous post. I don't know if you read my blog a couple of days ago. I'll let you know that I'm against steroid usage. I don't believe Bonds has taken it that's why I support him. Steroid usage is why I don't like Palimero for instance.
Hey dehbash, I'm against ILLEGAL steriod use. If it's a legitimate medical condition, I don't have a problem with it. I have a hard time believing a player of Bonds stature with HIS training regiment that he doesn't know what he puts in his body. It doesn't make sense. So have you ever used this blogs CHOKE argument on the yankee fans. I know you like the Yanks but I also know you're a Giant fan 1st. You should try it once just for fun...to hear the fumbling of their words and then the silence.
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I don't really like the Yankees. I just watch them. If the Yankees get too cocky of course I use. I use it all the time everywhere I go. I know how it is. They try to change the subject. I meant with the steroid if it is used to increase their performance not medically.
Yankee fans GET LIPPY NAWWWW! Yes they change the subject quicker than they lose a 3-0 lead! I'm with you on the steriod point and I agree with you. I think we differ when it comes to whether we believe Barry or not.
Hey Lise. It's just not right to have this much fun. So have you ever used this comeback against a Yankee fan? If not you need to try it. Thanks for stopping through on your way to stardom.(It's good to see you haven't forgotton us little guys, but that's what make you a winner)!
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How did I know that Kosh would be on the "First Response" team to this one...ha ha. Nice jabs. You forgot to mention Clemens suspension. I wonder if Josh knows...lol. Way to lighten it my friend.
1steeler1 I'm glad you got a kick out of it. By the way as a Red Sox fan I want you to know you are in a very exclusive club. Your one of the 6 maybe 7 TOKEN Yankee Fans I that I keep on the side.
So as a twist I'm wondering how did You react when someone threw the choke of 2004 at you? Did you deflect it or hit it straight on?
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I was waiting in wait for you guys the whole time. Didn't you know? I actually got a couple of really good possibilities for blogs bouncing around this demented noggin'of mine. As JQ would sing: You ain't seen nothin' yet....b..b..b..baby you ain't sing nothin' yet...
So keeping in the spirit of the blog, Have you ever used the CHOKE argument on a Yankee fan, What was their reaction?
Ed AGAIN YOU ARE RIGHT. I can't get anything passed you. I will try better in the future. One of these days I will succeed. THANKEES THANKEES THANKEES
As always a pleasure.
It's the always entertaining Marty Walker! Great to see you Marty hop aboard. If I'm not mistaken Buckeye fan?
What's your whole take on this Yankee..I'm mean Thankee(See ED, I'm slowly getting it!), dilemma? Do you see a any hope for the Yankee Fans to be able to squirm their way out of the CHOKE argument that TRUMPS the 2004 Team.
Hey is there anyone out there who can trump that? Is 1steeler1 the only Yankee fan out there?
With a little twist on the 'Warriors' movie:
photogr it's good to see your trainer(YOUR WIFE), lets you come out of your cage to play. Your question about the Yankees. What are they? Well they're $@#$...I can't say that! This is a PG blog! Photo you're a bad influence on me...bad mon*key, bad mon*key...I mean A*P*E. Besides if your a Yankee fan anywhere in New England you're a BENEDICT ARNOLD. Because that's SAWX country!
Glad you like the song.
I just wanted to know..you being an A*P*E and all. Does your wife let you play with the rich little mon*keys down the street. Curious George's kids. You know the Posadas' and the Berras'?
Oh and photo don't get too close to that Jeter kid. He's got a bad rash from what I heard and I wouldn't want him to infect the neighborhood. And DON'T let your Wife catch you at the Rodriguez's house on the corner. A-BROAD lives there who likes to fool around. I heard she's a real ####.
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Yep. I do get out a bit but don't know about the Curious George gang. Never saw Jeter. However, I am kept really busy with the gals around my cage.Always bringing me bananas and goodies for favors I do for them.
Been under the HOOD a bit too long hey Photo. That's okay I have a little surprise for you around the end of next week. My wacked mind is working on something just for the little tykes over on NASCAR.
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HEE HEE HEE that what makes this country GREAT HUSKERS! But WHO's complaining. I'm CELEBRATING. It isn't very often you have the Yankee fans by the BADA BINGS and apply the jumper cables. Is it?
Here I'll let you turn up the voltage. Come on it'll be fun...I promise.
Has anyone seen a Yankee fan? It's like this giant spaceship has come down and S*U*C*K*E*D them all up. I think they threw Jeter back down though. Something about they saw 'War of the Worlds' and didn't want to catch a virus.
Hey Outlaw with the sexy avatar. You know it's not a good thing to post your wife up on the internet like that. It might get some of these guys on here jealous.
I wouldn't count the Dodgers out quite yet. There's still to much ball to be played.
And I still see the Yanks are creepin up. But no worries nothing compares to the CHOKE of 04'.
At least I give you credit, you gave the impression that you like the Yankees a little. At least they got the same team colors as the Yankees.
You didn't get kicked off the Dodger Bandwagon, did you? Outlaw what did you do?
Hey Ross are you from Gotham City? Because your picture looks like someone I know. I can't seem to put my finger on it though. Maybe it's your twin brother I'm thinking of. Anyhow Welcome aboard there's lots of room on the bandwagon. ALL ABOARD!
Now you are on the front page, you da man Socrates very nice huh! Well my Giants have officially called it in this year so I might just become a Yankees fan, not never Go Red Sox!
Ya Vearl it kinda surprised me when I saw it up there earlier.
So I'll guess I'll have to readjust the seats on the bandwagon. You see I have to kick off one of my bandwagon YANKEE riders. But as you can see from the response I can't find any on the blogsite! They're all hiding. I'm only allowed by rule to have 6 token Yankee Fans. But they have to sit in the back of the wagon. They've been in BACK of the Sox all year. So why change now.
I'll figure out a way to get you up front though.
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ok gang we need some humor ok!! a guy named jose goes to his first ever baseball game!! thye get there late so they have to sit wayy in the center field bleachers, a very exciting game he sees, so after they get home everyone askes him how did u like game?? he says oowell a great game but you know the fans were really polite!!! why the friends say?? well everyone stood and look at me and said JOSE CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!
Some time back, like in preaseason maybe? I wrote a blog called the "The Red Sox owe me money". The most money I ever lost betting baseball was the Bill Buckner boot game and I just root for the Yankees ever since against the Red Sox but maybe it's time to let go of that. Soon. In a while. Someday. Or not. I'm trying to be mature about this. Dammit to hell, that pissed me off.
Residing in Boise, Idaho with my wonderful wife and two of the greatest kids a Dad could hope for. No I'm not a potato farmer! New Englander at heart, raised in the Northern Connecticut Valley where I learned to love the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins, Celtics, and UConn Huskies. I get my passion and fire from my mother's side. She was 1/2 Sioux and Irish. My Dad's side were the sport nuts. My favorite big leaguers: My Great, Great, Uncle, Larry (Nap) Lajoie, Ted Williams, and Nomar Garciaparra. Yankees S**K. Moved to Calif. in my early 20's, Lived there for 25 years. Got the hell out before it slips into the Pacific. Which I hope it does! I learned that hard work and determination gets you places. I'm the the bitters in your coffee and the thorn in your side.
Sauerkraut is just cabbage gone bad and I wouldn't feed beets to my worst enemy. Unless you're a Yankee, Raider or Laker.
