One of the hot new shows on NBC this year is Heroes. In it, different characters learn about their special abilities as they try to save the world. Well, I would like to do a parody comparing certain sports figures to the Heroes of NBC. Without further adieu, I give you Sports Heroes.
NBC Hero: Nathan Petrelli, he can fly but has trouble remaining faithful to his wife.
Sports Hero: Kobe Bryant whose high flying antics include a few trips to Vale.
Fox Blogger Hero: TravisDW. Also looks like he has been flying a bit in his avatar.
NBC Hero: Hiro Nakamura, he can bend the time and space continuum.
Sports Hero: Ichiro whose swing is from the Ted Williams era.
Fox Blogger Hero: Dudski whose posts are from a different era.
NBC Hero: Claire Bennet the Cheerleader who can regenerate.
Sports Hero: Scottie Pippen, the ageless one who is trying to regenerate his career. (although you will never confuse his mugshot for that of a cheerleader)
Fox Blogger Hero: Dusty Outlaw who just never dies.
NBC Hero: Peter Petrelli, he absorbs others powers and is possibly the strongest hero of all.
Sports Hero: Steve Nash, is there anything he can’t do on the court.
Fox Blogger Hero: ShooterB who pops up when needed. His writing is powerful and versatile.
NBC Hero: D.L. Hawkins who can pass through solid objects.
Sports Hero: LaDainian Tomlinson who passes through the walls of linemen in the NFL.
Fox Blogger Hero: Demonicume who has an obstacle to overcome every day in South Carolina.
NBC Hero: Niki Sanders who has a deadly alter ego.
Sports Hero: Pacman Jones who is always causing trouble.
Fox Blogger Hero: Lisa who has a dark side. Watch as she defeats her opponents in Rev’s bracket challenge. Also, she is willing to sleep with the judges for gain much like Nike slept with Nathan to clear her debt.
NBC Hero: Matt Parkman who can read peoples’ thoughts.
Sports Hero: Peyton Manning. He knows what the other team is thinking when he calls out his audibles from the line of scrimmage. He also knows what everyone thought of him prior to this Super Bowl.
Fox Blogger Hero: MeanDovine who always knows what to say to bloggers.
NBC Hero: Isaac Mendez who can paint the future.
Sports Hero: Gilbert Arenas who seems to know when he will score 50 points weeks in advance; if only his predictions were as accurate as Mendez’s paintings.
Fox Blogger Hero: Norcal who ranks the draft better than anyone.
NBC Villain: Sylar, who is very powerful. He absorbs the powers of the other heroes.
Sports Villain: Barry Bonds who is about to surpass Hank Aaron for the new all time HR record. Is anyone more hated in sports? Also like Sylar, he absorbs his powers from other sources.
Fox Blogger Villain: You decide who the Fox Sports Villain is and post below.
