The old song goes, “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.” Having four children, I know this song is false, but it does raise an interesting question, “What do these sports personalities want for Christmas?”
Terrell Owens: I wish I had spit cup on my helmet. Trying to get rid of my Copenhagen during the game is tough to do, especially with a player in front of you.
Tony Romo: Jessica Simpson under mistletoe, wrapped in a bow.
Allen Iverson: Sleep in, show up for work, make millions, ….wait, I already have that. I want my singing career to take off like Shaq’s.
Peyton Manning: I wish I were Tom Brady.
Tony Dungy: I wish Peyton was Tom Brady.
Ricky Williams: I wish I had a Cannibas tree.
Isiah Thomas: I wish I had Laimbeer and Mahorn on my team again. Bill always new how to give a hard foul.
J.D. Drew: I just wish I had signed that contract in LA.
Bud Selig: All I want for Christmas is a positive steroid test on Barry before he breaks Aaron’s record.
George Steinbrenner: I wish I could get Roger back with Andy.
Kobe: This game sure was a lot easier when I had Shaq on my team. I wish I were playing with Shaq again on Christmas, on the same team.
Edgerrin James: I wish I were a Colt again. Actually, I do wish I had my two front teeth.
Michelle Wie: I want to make a cut against the men so badly that I gave up playing college golf. Sure, I got into Stanford, but because I turned pro I am not eligible to have a normal college life like Tiger Woods had. Besides, competing against people my own age wouldn’t be fair anyway. Everyone knows I am much better than they are and one of these days I will actually win a tournament and prove it. Until then, I am happy with my golf game because if I could just drive the ball better I might actually win a tournament. My game is not that far off.
That is about all I have for now, but feel free to add your Christmas Wish List below. Have a very merry Christmas to all!
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I would like to see it happen. Iverson would bring an outside shooter and scorer to compliment Wade and it would make Miami the most feared team in the East. Miami can trade Jason Williams and Wright or package several other players. Philly just wants to lose the salary and Miami can afford to pay him. Iverson does not have to shoulder the load on offense and he would be assured a championship ring. Payton came over to win his ring. I wish it would happen, but I doubt Philly will trade him to anyone in the East. Here's wishing on a star.
Isiah Thomas: I wish I had Laimbeer and Mahorn on my team again. Bill always new how to give a hard foul.
Edgerrin James: I wish I were a Colt again. Actually, I do wish I had my two front teeth.
