The old song goes, “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.” Having four children, I know this song is false, but it does raise an interesting question, “What do these sports personalities want for Christmas?”
Terrell Owens: I wish I had spit cup on my helmet. Trying to get rid of my Copenhagen during the game is tough to do, especially with a player in front of you.
Tony Romo: Jessica Simpson under mistletoe, wrapped in a bow.
Allen Iverson: Sleep in, show up for work, make millions, ….wait, I already have that. I want my singing career to take off like Shaq’s.
Peyton Manning: I wish I were Tom Brady.
Tony Dungy: I wish Peyton was Tom Brady.
Ricky Williams: I wish I had a Cannibas tree.
Isiah Thomas: I wish I had Laimbeer and Mahorn on my team again. Bill always new how to give a hard foul.
J.D. Drew: I just wish I had signed that contract in LA.
Bud Selig: All I want for Christmas is a positive steroid test on Barry before he breaks Aaron’s record.
George Steinbrenner: I wish I could get Roger back with Andy.
Kobe: This game sure was a lot easier when I had Shaq on my team. I wish I were playing with Shaq again on Christmas, on the same team.
Edgerrin James: I wish I were a Colt again. Actually, I do wish I had my two front teeth.
Michelle Wie: I want to make a cut against the men so badly that I gave up playing college golf. Sure, I got into Stanford, but because I turned pro I am not eligible to have a normal college life like Tiger Woods had. Besides, competing against people my own age wouldn’t be fair anyway. Everyone knows I am much better than they are and one of these days I will actually win a tournament and prove it. Until then, I am happy with my golf game because if I could just drive the ball better I might actually win a tournament. My game is not that far off.
That is about all I have for now, but feel free to add your Christmas Wish List below. Have a very merry Christmas to all!
SoCalSportsFan
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Hey is that picture before or after Bird beat him down in the paint?
If we could wish for anything, how about the quality of basketball from the 70’s and 80’s?
And what’s up with Tony Romo, why didn’t he say anything when asked if he was dating Jessica Simpson? Maybe it’s just because we are average Joe’s, but I would have responded “hell yeah I’m dating JS”
My point Ed, is that TX should have done like San Diego two years ago and demand picks and cask for Bush. They could have had it just like the Chargers got with Manning.
Tom Brady: I wish I was Joe Montana
Bill Belichick: I wish Reche Caldwell and Benjamin Watson were Jerry Rice and John Taylor
Tony Dungy: I wish Peyton was Dan Marino
Peyton Manning: I wish Tony was Don Shula
David Stern: I wish I could penalize the Knicks and Nuggets by making them wear the old school shorts for the next 15 games without pay
Tony Romo: Forget Jessica. I wish I could be the spokesperson for Tony Roma's
A.I.: I wish I could still get 30 points w/ 'Melo around
Anthony: I wish A.I. would let me win the scoring title for once
A top of the rotation starting pitcher, preferably left handed and, if it takes 6 years and $100MM to do it, so be it. And at least one more win for the 'Hawks before the season is over, just so they don't forget what it is like.
socal.. you are so right on the TX deal. How do you give up an opportunity like that?? Or even a chance to get Vince Young?? Oh well, its done and overwith now. No backsies.
Im sure they wish they were still the Oilers. passed on Bush, Young, Brees, and just about everybody else in free agency or the draft to finish last again.. Maybe they should get some of New Orleans wins, since half the city of New Orleans still currently lives in Houston.
Isiah Thomas: I wish I had Laimbeer and Mahorn on my team again. Bill always new how to give a hard foul.
Edgerrin James: I wish I were a Colt again. Actually, I do wish I had my two front teeth.
