Packerland Express
by: smitty63
Time To Pack
Aug 27, 2008 | 8:18AM | report this

Well, gang, in my opinion, the Patriots fans have allowed us to decimate and defile their site with the utmost in class, rarely complaining that we came into their village and #### and pillaged not only their women, but also their children, men , community leaders and pets. I believe, in the name of good sportsmanship, with the regular season right around the corner, it is time to leave them what is left of their once proud page.

 When we first descended upon the page like the swarm of locusts that we are, I felt the reason was good: retribution to all the loud-mouthed, bandwagon fans who weekly spewed their idiocy and their team's supremecy...rubbing it in the faces of people like us, who through thick or thin, have supported our teams. Those bandwagon fans are now largely run off, once again cowering in their basements dreading the start of the new school year, their only hope for happiness the new Justin Timberlake poster that just arrived thanks to the ad in the back of their Weekly Reader. It is now time to leave the page to it's regular, good, proud fans...people like PAO, BWBB, Lindadito, Spida, Dredwak, Glenda and others.

I propose we take our show back to the Power Rankings page, where the hilarity can continue without us stepping on the toes of these people who have been more than gracious (although they did get the added benefit of procuring some fantastic bashes to use against other invaders!) That is my proposal and I would like the input of not only the regulars of the Breadstick Mafia, but the also the true Pats fans who undoubtedly would like to be able to talk about their team without having to scroll through 85 pages of Comedy Central each day (or hour) do to do so.

I think it's only fair to give them back their page for the regular season...we can come back next February and destroy it again if need be...but I have a hunch the annoyance needing attention to this degree will take place on the Giants pages next year....

Best of Luck to all your teams this year!

Go Packers!!!!

Steve

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crumbeler
Aug 27, 2008
8:21 AM
#### YOU AND KISS MY ####

Scubajeff
Aug 27, 2008
8:22 AM
FIRST !!

Way to go smitty !! First you lead the pillaging of the page, then you get all humanitarian on us...What's next ?? Are we going to invite the soccer 'lads' over for tea ?? But I guess you make a little sense...at least more than usual...

Buc Wild
Aug 27, 2008
8:22 AM
hahahaha, good one smitty, I say it is the funniest blog I have ever read, I will go where the rest of you go, I have said it and it is the truth, I really like this style of posting....if you all stay here, cool with me.......but I have a feeling it will not be the same, and it may even get worst......but still I concider myself a Breadstick Mafia Member.

Ontario cheesehead
Aug 27, 2008
8:29 AM
Well stated Smitty! you do make a good point Packer brother!!! GO PACKERS !!!!

Greenspire
Aug 27, 2008
8:34 AM
crumbeler- You're useless. Why are you still here?

Only Temporary
Aug 27, 2008
8:36 AM
Eat #### Smitty!!! Us Pats fans like this type of blogging! #### packer fan!!!

BUDDHA PALM
Aug 27, 2008
8:52 AM
Kitna is a ninja.

Rainman863
Aug 27, 2008
9:14 AM
Stand up guy you are

Rainman863
Aug 27, 2008
9:18 AM
PS: Move this show to the Cowboys page, it will have better reception

HawkGirl67
Aug 27, 2008
9:28 AM
HA HA HA HA HA...tough crowd.

Nice job, Smitty.

TundraTrudger
Aug 27, 2008
9:47 AM
I heard I can get tickets to an opera here. Is that true? Come ON! What's with these liars. Anyone know how to get to the opera ticket outlet?

Go Packers!
Destroy the queens!(no offense HG)

HawkGirl67
Aug 27, 2008
9:48 AM
TT ~ please be more specific; the "Vikequeens." :o)

morrell
Aug 27, 2008
9:52 AM
You should use your writing talents to discuss politics. It would make for a very interesting read. Your bio is hilarious by the way, but I guess it is suppose to be that way to prove a point ((chuckle)). Best of luck with Aaron Rogers and your team this upcoming year--except when you play Seattle of course.

Glendathegoodwitch
Aug 27, 2008
10:25 AM
Smitty

You are such a sweet guy. Who knew? All this time I took every nasty thing you said as the absolute truth !!! Geez, you really had me fooled.

As I said early this morning on the Pats page, everyone should have a place to go and post with friends and in an environment that is comfortable for them.

Grammy says "Stop smoking. It's bad for you!"

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

TundraTrudger
Aug 27, 2008
10:39 AM
Gesundheit, Glenda! Need a hanky?

Go Packers!

SweetTart
Aug 27, 2008
10:51 AM
wow...you really do care about us Loyal Patriot Fans...**blushing**

dredwak
Aug 27, 2008
11:02 AM
the Patriots were the best team in the league and had some of the biggest #### stirrers on the fox nfl team pages last year, that and the fact that MY team can't seem to win a freaking playoff game brought me here last season...

i hope that some other team (GO COWBOYS) is the BEST this year...anybody but the Patriots...

howboutthemcowboyz
Aug 27, 2008
11:07 AM
#### KISSER

SRMgenius
Aug 27, 2008
1:49 PM
I hate the Pats, but you guys are seriously losers if you partake in such a useless practice

smitty63
Aug 27, 2008
2:26 PM
SRM...usually I don't respong to negative feedback on my blog, but this time I will...go #### yourself...for a self-proclaimed genius, I would think you'd know not to pass judgement on something you have absolutely no knowledge of...

little jordy
Aug 27, 2008
3:31 PM
I have no axe to grind.

grandmamoses
Aug 27, 2008
5:01 PM
Awww . . . Smitty, you sweetie. Thanks for thinking of us old time Pats fans.

Now quit that nasty habit, it will stunt your growth.

BleedVkingPurple
Aug 27, 2008
6:42 PM
Well said smitty...

ButtPackers and Seasquawks Must be Destroyed!!!

SKOL VIKINGS!!!

edclinch
Aug 27, 2008
7:55 PM
About 20 percent of your bio I cannot reconcile with my ability to believe;

the other 80 per cent is awesome. Congrats.

Football?

sf801608
Aug 28, 2008
5:12 AM
i heard the gold rush is back ....is this true?

HELL TO PAY.
Aug 28, 2008
2:30 PM
Go Than Franthithco!

PHIL MAHINNEY
Aug 29, 2008
12:43 PM
smitty

nice profile
WTF?

PatsAsOne
Aug 31, 2008
7:15 AM
Thank you Smitty.

Greenspire
Aug 31, 2008
7:51 AM
Are you guys STILL yapping?

Greenspire
Sep 1, 2008
3:53 PM
sf- Nope, not true.

keithreg
Sep 11, 2008
5:17 PM
hey cheesehead, you won because of a punt return for a TD, I wouldn't be so cocky if I were you!!!!!!

smitty63
Sep 12, 2008
10:40 AM
keithreg...fair enough...but I guess then by your logic you guys lost because nobody returned a punt for a TD?? And BTW...you posted on the wrong article...

daveyp
Sep 26, 2008
11:56 AM
And here it is week 4, really stayed true to that idea, huh?

smitty63
Sep 29, 2008
10:21 AM
daveyp...unfortunately my idea did not really gain acceptance among the people I do most of my chatting with...when in Rome...

daveyp
Sep 29, 2008
11:25 AM
Yea,I hear ya Smitty. Gotta say, when we first met up we had a little spat, but I've learned you are a fair dude, and quite funny as well. Most of the Pats fans, with the exception of maybe 5 or 6, still chat with you guys anyways, no harm no foul...
Good luck to your Pack the rest of the way, tough loss yesterday...Hopefully my "mediocre" Colts will snap out of this funk we've been in here of late....
Have a good one

GRANDMA PISSANT
Sep 30, 2008
12:08 PM
WOW...WHAT A STUPID BLOG....
THIS GUY IS TRULY THE VILLAGE ####

smitty63
Sep 30, 2008
1:46 PM
Glad I finally wrote something you can understand Pissant...you pathetic piece of ####..

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 14, 2008
2:13 PM
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!!

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 14, 2008
2:13 PM
ITS TIME FOR A BLACK MAN TO RUN THE U.S.A
-VOTE FOR OBAMA

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 14, 2008
2:14 PM
SMITTY ENDORSES OBAMA

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 14, 2008
2:14 PM
SMITTY63 WANTS YOU TO VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 14, 2008
2:14 PM
MCCAIN IS A DEADBEAT
VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!!!

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 14, 2008
2:16 PM
KEEP AMERICA FREE!!
KEEP SMITTY63 HAPPY!!
VOTE FOR OBAMA!!

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 14, 2008
2:17 PM
SMITTY63 IS A HUGE OBAMA FAN!!
EMBRACE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!!

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 14, 2008
2:18 PM
SMITTY63 SAYS THIS COUNTRY WILL BE RUINED IF MCCAIN GETS ELECTED

smitty63
Oct 15, 2008
11:09 AM
That's right Pissy...didn't delete a single post you put here...just reinforces what everyone on Fox already knows...you are a Grade A, lowlife piece of #### with nothing clever or original to say. I'll send ya the 58 cents for a bullet if you put it in your empty skull...

Last edited by smitty63 on October 15th at 11:12 AM.

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 22, 2008
11:57 AM
THE PACKERS SUCK JUST LIKE STEVE SMITTY LOVES TO SUCK MENS ####

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 22, 2008
11:57 AM
VOTE FOR OBAMA AND STEVE SMITTY WILL PLAY WITH YOUR BALLS...
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 22, 2008
11:58 AM
STEVIE WANTS YOU TO VOTE OBAMA!!!

Last edited by GRANDMA PISSANT on October 22nd at 2:35 PM.

GRANDMA PISSANT
Oct 22, 2008
11:59 AM
STEVIE BOY IS A HUGE OBAMA FAN!!!

Last edited by GRANDMA PISSANT on October 22nd at 2:35 PM.

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