Barry Bonds and Balco hit #756 out of the park late Tuesday.

The fiasco is finally over.

Oh yeah, C*ngratulati*ns.

The tape of Hank on the Jumbotron made me think of the Wizard of Oz.

Now please go away, Barry.

I need to love baseball again.

In 6 years we may see A-Rod set a new record.

At that time, you will think, where was I when Mr. Flaxseed Oil set the last HR mark.

It's time to put this polarizing subject to bed for awhile...on one side of the aisle we have the supporters of records and on the other are the anti-cheating section.  It's just like Congress.  The WWW has been jammed up with this for several months.  It's over.

1.  What’s a Hemi?

It’s usually followed by roids and is expensive.  Insurance is an issue, too.

2.  What’s the proper time to mention a MLB pitcher is tossing a no-hitter?

Keep quiet until he has a complete game no-hitter, thank you.  Any time before that jinxes the pitcher; recently Boston was tossing a no-hitter, until the announcer mentioned it and two pitches later, the Rangers hit the ball into the bullpen.

3.  What kind of steroids/HGH is Bonds on?

Ask UltraMega.  He has novels of info saved on his hard drive.  He’ll also identify the lab that most likely produced the HGH.  He’ll be right, too.

Ultra has more info on steroids than George Mitchell, as well as the complete SoundGarden music collection.  Don’t forget to check out AudioSlave.  SoundGarden Album/CD cover at right.

4.  I’m going to a NASCAR for the first time.  What should I bring?

Patience, whiskey to barter with, and a catheter.

5.  Who is the NGS-Next Great Sportswriter going to be?

I have no idea, yet I’m sending Jim Beam to the Fox Admin dude.

6. What’s the difference between bloggers GR8ONE54 and GR8UN54?

ONE is cool and the other has a gambling Jones.

7. Why doesn’t the public embrace that Noah, basketball player from UFlorida?

Two Words!:  Bad wardrobe.

8.  What’s wrong with the Yankees this year!    

The Yankees S-U-C-K!   That was easy.

9.  When will Barry Bonds be loved by the masses?

There will be peace in the Middle East first.

10. My wife is screwing up my playuh’ habits.  What should I do?

Well, Alex, learn the phrase, “I want half.”  Stay away from the strippers.

11.  Is poker a sport?

Is it shown on ESPN and replayed for years?

12.  How does LISA4USC keep getting Blog Of The Day?

Good humor and a wicked awesome slider.

Bonus Question:

Who’s cuter, Ray Allen or Michael Jordan?   

Homey don’t play dat! 

Ask CarolynT.

It's time for a song.  Let's sing it together to the tune of The Brady Bunch.

                  Makes you wonder?

Here's the story, of an alleged doper

Who was using steroids and HGH.

All of them had side effects, like no other,

The last one was little nuts.

Here's the story of a company named Balco,

Who was busy with new drugs of their own,

They were illegal drugs, working together,

Yet they were barely known.

Till one day when Barry met this Balco

And they knew it was much more than a hunch,

That this group would all dope up together.                            

That's the was they became the Balco Bonds Bunch.

The Balco Bonds Bunch.

That's  the way they all became the Balco Bonds Bunch.

The Balco Bonds Bunch.

(Apologies to Sherwood Schwartz)

Bonds when he arrived at San Francisco           Bonds soon after

Shoe:    10.5                                              
                13(yeah, right)

Jersey:   42                                                
                52(muscle only?)

Hat         7 1/8                                               
             7 1/2

Reality.  The MLB's negotiated drug policy has not allowed blood tests which would show HGH and designer steroids.  Wink, Wink!  

I don't want to hear anything about "no tests have shown Bonds to be a doper."

Leave that logic to Dr. Evil.    

 "Barry is our love child with my head!"      

 "Don't mess with my baby boy!   Scott, come massage Mommy's bunions!"