The Spurs shot 41% and were out stunk by the Cavs, who shot 37% from the field.
The halftime score was 40-38, Spurs. From there, it went down hill.
The 3rd Quarter featured a whopping 27 points and was appropriately sponsored by Acme Brick.
With four minutes remaining in the 3rd Quarter I was forced to put on a cup to avoid being hurt. (Lisa, this is not a gas mask.)
In the end, the Spurs prevailed by surviving the 4th quarter, after building a 10 point lead.
Down 3-0, the Cavs have a greater chance of winning this series than Ana Nicole's 89 year-old groom had of consumating his marriage on his wedding night.
Stick a fork in the Cavs, they're done!
The real tragedy is that by failing to score 100, the Cavs deprived their fans of dinner. Chalupa! Chalupa!
PETA called off its protest since no nets or rims were harmed during this game.
Statistics are a dangerous when handled by zealots.
I believe Burnt Orange isn't a color, it's a disease.
The DH rule should be elimintated.
I like cats and dogs...cats taste more like chicken.
Women are god's greatest creation.
Barry Bonds was detrimental to sports.
The month after the Super Bowl is sports HELL.
March Madness is the best elongated sports extravaganza.
The Masters is great watching, in spite of Jim 'nancy boy' Nantz.
Anyone spouting political commentary should be barred from this site.
This is a sports blog!
I need a soma.