I was beyotched at  because I wasn't watching Florida dismantle the overrated Tennessee squad this afternoon.

I'm watching the Ryder Cup and haven't cut away to College Football.  Sure, it seems like this golf event is made for TV, but it's an old school event that features the best of the best.

Viewers who only watched the Friday's last five holes of J.B. Holmes and Boo Weekley against the Euros got their moneys worth.  I love watching these red-necks go against the hoity-toity Euros.  Fist pumps and stare down are good television.

How can you not love a sports event where a commentator says, "That's not a good hole location for a hooker!"  Hey now.  That's gonna leave a mark.

The 2008 Ryder Cup is being played at Valhalla in Louisville.  I didn't mention the state, because if you don't know it's Kentucky, you shouldn't be on the WWW! 

The Ryder Cup is an every other year event played played since 1926.  It's U.S. vs. Euros.  The best of the best go head to head in multiple golf formats.  The event features 28 matches and 14.5 points wins the trophy.

Consider this the World Cup of golf.  Shots are amazing as the squads are filled with dudes who earned their place on the teams.  Time for another Natty Light.   George Bush senior is the U.S. ambassador for the Ryder Cup.  The matches are filled with galleries including celebrity golfer wanna-be former athletes.  I've seen MJ too many times this afternoon.  Ah yes, this is the only time you'll see smack talking and evil stares in golf with out someone named Woods.  Good Times!  College Football can wait till tonight.

(After the matches were final.

The U.S. won the competition.  Still, the viewers won due to fantastic shot making on drives, approaches and putts.  The Ryder Cup is distinct in its format since golf is not a team sport.  I feel I missed nothing by boycotting CFB and the NFL for part of Saturday and Sunday.)  We now resume football season.