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Rich Rodriguez: Michigan, you got hosed by a punk coach
Jan 29, 2008 | 4:49PM | report this

Way to go Michigan, you certainly hired away a winner.

Rodriguez is now using the media to avoid his $4 million dollar buyout clause.   Coach R has offered up a $1.5 million Letter of Credit in place of his $4 million obligation.  Ok, the courts will rule it's not enough.

The reality is coach R and his attorneys asked for a big contract from WVU and WVU asked for a buyout clause.  Rodriguez wants out and is using the media as his mouthpiece.  You're pathetic, Rich.  Michigan and the rabid fans of college football deserve better.

Wouldn't it be great to offer your creditors 38 cents on the dollar for your debts?  All you have to do is have your lawyer call the media and badmouth your creditor...like Rodriguez.

Pay up Rich.  Judge and jury are the last thing you need.  You've already claimed the WVU president verbally rescinded your buyout clause in a private discussion.  Yeah, right!   Here's the reality of your situation: You've dumped your wife for the prettier, younger girl, and unfortunately for you, your wife has an attorney.  You owe WVU some alimony, punk.

Rich, you're clearly not good enough for Michigan or any other reputable program.  You've shown your true colors.  Michigan, is there a way for you to cancel your contract?  Rodriguez has shown precedent.  Contracts don't matter. 

18 Comments | Add a comment   categories: College Football, NCAA Football, University of Michigan, Michigan Wolverines, WVU, West Virginia Mountaineers, Rich Rodriguez, Punk coaches, Axe Throwing Viking Warriors
 
A Limerick for Lloyd Carr, soon to be former co-ach of Michigan
Sep 02, 2007 | 2:08PM | report this

Since I don't sing, it seemed best to put some Irish into the song and let the words speak for themselves.

 There once was a team in Ann Arbor,

Who thought scheduling schmucks was safe harbor,

As coach said with chagrin,

While blood rolled down his chin,

I thought Division 1-AA s-uh-ucked!

...all rights reserved by slshusker press, pizissing off fans since 2006

 

 

 

Looking at the last 40 years, Michigan has done the least to keep their high reputation.  They have one Split National Championship to show for their work.

What #### scheduled the best team in 1AA as the first game of the year!   The best outcome would have been a win; the worst outcome is a career killer.  Congrats Lloyd, your team is now being discussed as taking the worst beatdown, ever, in Division 1-A.

Why didn't Michigan schedule an overrated loser, like Notre Dame as their first game!

It's time to deal with the true Satan, pre-season polls.  Anyone publishing a pre-season, football poll will be forced to watch the WNBA for 7 straight days!

This was just Week 1 of the season; we'll see many more upsets.   Remember, several years ago, the NCAA reset the scholarship limits, stopping the football factories from stocking up on players.  The Have Nots have risen and are able to step up and stomp on Goliath.

Calgon take me away.  I need a martini.

13 Comments | Add a comment   categories: ncaa football, Michigan Wolverines, Lloyd Carr, Beatdowns, Big Ten Football, Choking, Ahoga, College Football
 
Oklahoma, where the Forfeit/Vacate Blows Swiftly Down the Plains
Jul 11, 2007 | 2:07PM | report this

Alrighty then.  It seems the Sooners have been forced to vacate their 2005 Football wins.

"Booster Payoffs...they're not just for breakfast any more."

What's with this word, vacate?   The opposition gets the win and it's like OU never played the game?   Coach Stoops career record now reflects fewer wins, yet may not have more losses.  Color me confused.

The Sooner football boosters are responsible for this debacle, along with a QB and other lowlife, no longer with the team.   If I recall, the car dealer- booster who paid off the players, lost his franchise, too.   This is bad news for the NCAA and football fans everywhere.   The incident isn't unique to the Sooners.   It happens everywhere, whether it be payoffs to the players or the player's family, via free rent in Cali.

What a wonderful way to get ready for the 2007-8 season!  NCAA sanctions.    This stinks.

This blog was created quickly without much concern for formatting.  Peace!

44 Comments | Add a comment   categories: NFL, NCAA Football, big 12, payoffs ripoffs and things nobody say, Axe throwing viking warriors, sanctions, oklahoma sooners, College football
 
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