Shaq jumped onstage and freestyled a nice rap in the past several days.

The target was none other than the reigning MVP, Kobe Bryant.  The hook was:

"Kobe, tell me how my ahhhssss tastes!"

This tune is actually great and might cause you to lose the funky taste of Kazaam that still resides by your #28 molar.

Follow the Yellow Brick Link below:

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626
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The lyrics will cause the Conspiracy Brothers to blog like crazy about the truth or consequences of this GREAT video.  Prepare for the Laker bloggers to jump on this like it's Area 51.  Shaq can be seen this Saturday on Soul Train, rapping his new #1 hit.

TMZ had the tape and ESPN showed it today.

I'd "pay a dollar" to hear that! (RoboCop reference, sorry!)  I did like the tune.

It may be that Shaq and Kobe aren't the great friends the media makes them out to be.

Aftermath:

Shaq-Lost his Special Sheriff badge in AZ, due to "language, etc." in the video.  I feel safer already.

Kobe-Ordered a special screening of Kazaam for L.A. area youths, which highlight's Shaq's real talent.

Suggestion: Check out the 2007 article on Kobe's tossing Shaq out of L.A.  Link below:

http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/slshusker
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In silent protest of the media's NBA game preview saturation and game fixing discussions, I boycotted the first half of Game 4. Hey, a guy's gotta watch a golf major and have dinner!   I'm sick of the Stern talking head appearing, stating how much of a slime bag a certain, former official is.  (Stern's job is to protect the league, period, not tell us any potential truths or lies that we may not know.)  What could I miss in the first half, since the officials were sure to give the Lakers a huge lead.(That was a joke.)

"Click!"  The U.S. Open is over for the night, time for some third quarter basketball.

"Whoa, L.A. has a huge lead!"  Shocking.

A 20 point lead went boom in the third quarter and the Celtics likely locked up the title.  (Note, I said 'likely.')  The final eight minutes were entertaining as Kobe and the Three Bears pulled a big, fat, ahoga. 

Whoops!  Lakers fans have to be distraught after this choke job.  It's time the Lakers have blown a lead, since they've often been the recipient of gobbling up a deficit this year.

Stay tuned for the "Conspiracy Posts" to populate blog-dom.  The ghost of Red lives on.

Good night, Cerritos.

Here's a little sum'pin sum'pin I found on eBAY.

When Kobe leaves the Lakers, it's not needed any more..

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Description

 Vehicle Description
This smoothe ride features sports history.
The interior's  been wiped down ...no fingerprints.
It's the bus I ,er, someone used to throw Shaq under, forcing his 'trade' to Miami.
As an added bonus, I will furnish laboratory documentation certifying authenticity of Shaq's DNA in the front, driver's side tire.

I love my wife, Vanessa!  I got you another ring!

That's the actual size, honey!

I love Chicago, too.  Always have, always will.

NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS.
I will accept an exchange if you become president of my fan club.

If all you got is a Bulls jacket, I'll consider trading for that...haven't seen one since 1998.
 
Long Live Tupac!

Thanks from the Kobe family and hotel concierges everywhere.  

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This has been a great, long weekend for sports fans.  There's been something for everyone.

Ping Pong balls were actually important.  Look for new ping pong leagues to start in the great NorthWest, while the East Coast bans ping pong forever.

The Utah Jazz showed that "It ain't over till it's over."

LeBron showed up for game 3 and actually played in the fourth quarter.  The young gent hadn't been seen in quarter 4 during games 1 and 2.  The facial LeBron gave Rasheed was a beautiful sight.

Kobe is taking smack about wanting Jerry West or leaving the team.  Look for Jerry to rejoin the Lakers, as West said, "I am open to the subject."

ESPN's Stephen Jackson's rants show that he is the illegitimate love child of Jessie.  Please recite Green Eggs and Ham.(obscure SNL reference)

MLB's American League has the usual suspects at the bottom:

  Texas(I may try out for the pitching staff.  Grab your glove and come too!)

  Kansas City(The best farm team for the other MLB teams is in the tank.)

  Tampa Bay(Enough said.)

  New York Yankees(Holy Schneike!  Western civilization will fall.  We must find a way to allow the Yankees to draft players from other teams now.  It's not fair that NY fans might some how suffer low self-esteem as a result of this fiasco.  Oh well.  Clemens will come in and win 20 starting next week.  It may be a long, hot summer in New York.)

Boston swept the Rangers and moved 12 1/2 games up on NY.

This just in, Ichiro wants to pitch!  It's raining cats and dogs.

Johns Hopkins scored just ONE second half goal and still won the NCAA Lacrosse Championship over Doooke.   Call this sport soccer with actual activity going on.  The refs even call penalties.  I like this sport.

The Indy 500 was cut short after 166 laps and Ashley Judd's husband was declared the victor.  Put an asterisk on it.  Maybe we need to put a roof over this joint!   Racing junkies think of this race as the holy grail, so do something to make it a full 500 or I'll stop watching the beginning and ending while channel surfing.  How about some tires that stop hydroplaning.

The NCAA Softball World Series was set.  You couldn't avoid these games on the ESPN family of networks.  Replays were shown on channels between the 2006 US Poker Open and the 2004 US Poker Open replays.   I had to use my TV's favorite button to avoid the softball game reruns.   3am tv on a holiday weekend is strange viewing.

The NCAA Baseball playoff brackets were set.  My team wouldn't make it, due to a 30-25 record.   I checked the brackets this morning and some crappy 30-25 team made it in the Arizona State bracket.  Hey wait, that's my CornHoler team.

Rory Sabbatini, who talked smack about Tiger and looked like a fool, won the PGA Hogan Colonial.  I was waiting for Tiger to come out of the crowd and B-slap him.  When Rory won in sudden death, his wife and kids came out to kiss Daddy.   I'd kiss Daddy, too, if he just picked up a $1,000,000 check, thank you.

Chuck Liddell took an early nap as Jackson sent him to sleepy land in the first round.  First Chucky loses his girlfriend to Mike Modano and now he's treated like a punk in the ring.  Chuck's next stop will be the ESPN football booth with Keyshawn.  Knock him out, Chuck.

ESPN has shown tape of an undercover informant, fingering Michael Vick as a criminal, who is heavily involved in dogfighting, and a leading bettor in the world of illegal, cruel, criminal, dog fighting.   How about we put Vick in the ring with Chuck Liddell and let them fight to the death.  I'd pay to see that.   Michael Vick's situation is worse than Pacmans, due to Vick being the face of his franchise.

Tonight, the Ducks and Senators begin duking it out in the NHL.

What a sweet holiday weekend.