As we type, another network is pushing a segment on Title Town.  Ok, them is fighting words, Vern.   This is as stupid as claiming which NCAA football conference is the best.  Several conferences need to travel TO bowl games instead of playing at home stadiums before the masses will offer total respect.  Remember the four-letter network's terrible "Who's Now" segment last year?  I'm still hosing down the living room to remove the stench.  This is more of the same refuse.

No city owns the Title Town moniker and plenty of fine citizens will offer to fight over the name.

Green Bay was ONCE known by that name; it's lame to make a claim to a name that has applied only ONCE since the late 1960's.  Let it go, Green Bay.  Be happy you still have an NFL franchise.  Los Angeles will be sniffing for an NFL team in a few years.

Please feel free to toss replies with team/franchise nicknames that really piziss you off.  Yes, I live in DFW; I grew up despising the Cowboys, since Pearson pushed off on the Hail Mary pass against my beloved Vikes!

What franchise do you hate and why?  Here are the leading contenders.

NFL-

America's Team!  That was a name created for a NFL FILMS video.  Tex Schramm and his Cowboys cronies jumped on it and the flea bag media and fans kept it going.  Hey!  Every sport needs a Dr. Evil franchise for everyone else to hate.  Philly fans should be happy it's not them the rest of the leagues hates and is jealous of, too.

In the 80's the SuperStation, TBS, a Turner commodity, attempted to bogart the name, America's Team, for the Braves.  Didn't work, did it.  How can a team from a city that can't build a freeway to loop the city be hated?  Well, unless Ray Lewis has a weapon, I'm not worried!

The New England Pats are rising on the hate charts, courtesy of the video camera and three, lame three point SuperBowl wins(?).

MLB-

The prissy Yankees and their astronomical payroll win in an uncontested match.  How can we not hate the Yankees!  It's as easy as ' A squared + B squared = C squared.'  The highest payroll in the western hemisphere can't buy titles any more.  I love it.  Red Sox fans, quit your crying.  You're the second most hated franchise in  MLB, since your 'Johnny come lately' fans have a huge sense of entitlement.  Go back to worshipping Dennis Leary, please.  Anyone know who's the daddy of A-Rod's kids? 

NHL-

Let's face it, Detroit is the bomb.  This is the Title Town of the NHL.   I respect the pizza franchise dictator's running of the Red Wings.   This only leaves teams with dirty players and that leaves Sean Avery, dirtbag-turd.  The NHL created a rule, during the playoffs because of this swine.   Wait, he just signed with the Stars.  Whoops!  I'm not impartial any more.  Fans are more jealous of the Red Wings than anything else.

NBA-

That's  beyond easy, since Kindergarten kids hate the Lakers.  There's nothing more to say.  At least the Police Blotter has not included Lakers lately.

MLS-

Psych.  The masses aren't watching.

Gentlemen, start your fisticuffs. 

Darth Vader – “So Jerry, how did you abscond with the funds to finance the new Death StarIII Cowboys Stadium?”

 (both have amazing fire power)

Jerry Jones – “Well, you see, the first thing I did was make Dallas think I’d consider building it in their city.  The location offered was a dump without future building potential.  You couldn’t park your Imperial Cruiser without getting jacked!  Then I let everyone blame the Dallas mayor for not getting the new stadium.  She didn’t have the authority to negotiate anyway.  I cut a deal with Arlington in 3 parsecs.”

Darth – “Ingenious, Jerry, you put the blame on Mayor Miller.  That Dallas City Council has the personality of Jawas and the negotiating skills of Tusken Raiders!  

 Heh-heh-heh-heh!

 This is of great importance to me!”

 "How did you fund the Death StarIII!"

Jerry – “It was easy!  The city of Arlington was the only municipality with an optional penny tax available.  The citizens will cough up the coin, er, credits to build a third of the stadium.  It’ll be paid off in 25 years.”

 Darth – “Jerry, that leaves you on the hook for 650,000,000 credits.  The Imperial Senate won’t let me build anything these days.  How are you funding the 650,000,000?”

Jerry – “Personal Seat Licenses(PSL), $10 beer and excessive parking charges.”

Darth Vader – “PSL?”

Jerry – “Remember when you charged Imperial Senate members to watch you blow up Alderon?”

Darth – “Oh yes, that was fun.  I could not believe those bureaucrats would pay!  Ha-ha-ha!  They were dumber than Tattooine moisture farmers.”

Jerry – “Well, this is even better.  I charge people for the right to buy a ticket in the future!  It’s a better scam than when I was selling oil prospecting in Arkansas.

I stole the Cotton Bowl from Dallas, too.  We’ll have the greatest venue in the nation of Texas.   Tractor pulls, Bowl games, Mary K, adult entertainment conventions, etc.”

 Darth – “Snap out of it Jerry!  We’re here to discuss business.  I admit, you are a genius.  I must try this in the future!

 Jerry, what is the difference between a stripper and a Mary K representative?”

Jerry – “3 pounds of makeup and 20 years!”

 Darth – “Ha-ha-ha-he-he-he.  Good one Jerry.  Back to business!  I’m starting to feel mortal and I do not have a successor.  My Lord, Emperor Palpatine is long gone and my son has rejected me.  I need your ideas on a succession plan.”

Jerry – Can’t help you there, buddy! My son, Steven, is as worthless as t-its on a boar hog!  He’s got his mama’s big hair, too. Maybe we can cross train each other.  You’d love owning a sports team and hosing over the fans!  Just stay away from the English Premiere League!  Those people are crazy.  The South American fans will burn down their own stadium.  Hey!  I’d love to take a light saber to that twit, Daniel Snyder.  I’m in, good buddy.

Darth – “Yes, this sounds promising.  I could see myself owning the Cubs.  I’d only play night games and uniforms will be an all black reflective composite.  That would rid me of the hippies in the crowd.  Those daytime fans are as worthless as a hairless Wookie.  The fans must have credits to overpay for merchandise.”

Jerry – “Then it’s settled, we’ll meet every year to discuss our universe/sports takeover plans.  We'll overthrow Emperor Goddell by then.”

Darth – “Don’t tell Cuban of this. 

His haircut scares me.”

Darth walks away singing…”Aint’ no party like a Death Star party, cuz a Death Star party don’t stop.  So when you see a young storm trooper in a Death Star flippin’ switches, you gotta give the trooper his props…..”

 Be afraid, be very afraid of NFL 2009.

Jerry World and the Dallas Cowboys won the 2011 SuperBowl hosting  bid.

How could anyone with the general information be surprised!

The three finalists were Arizona, Indianapolis and Jerry Worlds' Cowboys.

How did the Cowboys win the bid?

It was simple, the other two finalists were easy to disqualify in comparison!

1-Arizona hosts the 2008 SuperBowl and can be eliminated.

2-The new Indy stadium holds 63,000 and Jerry World seats 95,000, with room to shoehorn in another 7,000 easily, as Standing Room Only.   Jerry World will put an additional $25,000,000 into the hands of the NFL from ticket sales alone(assuming tickets have jumped to $800).

The Jerry Jones has set the bar very high for SuperBowls of the future.  Unless the host stadium is extremely large, don't let your local NFL franchise bid on the game.

Indy can kiss off any future SuperBowl bids with that small stadium.

The SuperBowl is about money, lots of money.  

The new Cowboys stadium was the only choice of the three finalists.   The vote was just for show and should be acknowledged as such.

Disclaimer:  The poster is NOT a Cowboys fan, yet has learned to tolerate the team and fans.