In an attempt to round my world sports knowledge, I've been following the 2007 Rugby World Cup, held mainly in France.  The players are as tough as NFL and NHL players.   Many love this sport more than soccer.  Las Vegas had France as a huge favorite.  This is like Stanford knocking off USC as a +40 underdog. (I prefer rugby, since it's like U.S. football.)

The problem with the written match highlights is translating the information from British English into American English.

(What was written)

The kick-off was knocked on by the French, leading to a scrum. It collapsed. Andy Gomarsall took the free kick quickly, chipping it down to the corner. The ball bounced away from the groping Damien Traille and into the hands of the onrushing Josh Lewsey. The English winger crashed over the French fullback and the line. It was the only try of the match. (New York Times Online - International Herald Tribune 10/13)

 "SAY WHAT!  What you talking about Willis!"

Translated:

 On a free kick, the French player misjudged the live ball and let it bounce at his own two yard line.  The Brit grabbed the live ball, right in front of the Frenchie, who slid past the bouncing ball.  The Brit smashed into Frenchie as they fell over the goal line.  This was the only touchdown of the day, as field goals prevailed.  Final score:  14-9.  The touchdown will be shown forever on FoxSports and ESPN Sports Bloopers.  Chris Berman will do the sound effects.

"I demand a rematch or it will be war!"

In back to back Rugby World Cups, France has beaten powerful New Zealand, only to lose its next match to a weaker opponent.

  These guys are good.  By rule, tackles must be made by wrapping up an opponent.  There are no shoe-string tackles, helmets or shoulder pads. 

Nothing has been mentioned about cups.  Ouch!

 Following the match, all had tea as England and all of the U.K. celebrated.