It's getting weird out there! Lies, drugs, arrests...and that's just cheerleaders.
Why sports is tanking in front of the fans:
1-A Cleveland Cavs dancer fell and hurt HIS face during a dance routine and it made national news. WTF! More alarming is that Cleveland has dude dancers. God will send locusts next.
2-Isiah "Zeke" Thomas appears to have accidentally overdosed on sleeping pills; when questioned, Zeke threw his daughter under the bus, stating medical attention at his home was a result of an 'event' at her school. The school denies any event occurred. The po-po chief has stated that Zeke is full of shard. We already knew that, chief.
3-At least EIGHT NFL players have failed drug tests in the most recent round. It seems that masking agents, known as diuretics / water pills, were used to hide the doping. Shocking! NFL players keep getting bigger, so the drugs must still be in 'em. Look for bunch of four-game suspensions and terrible news conferences called by sleazy lawyers. This will impact the playoff hunt.
4-No NBA players have been arrested this week. 24 hours left, guys!
5-Michael "dog-killer" Vick is attempting to plead guilty to state dog fighting charges. Why? To get an earlier release from jail. Huh? Don't the guilty get jail time? I suppose he wants to use concurrent sentencing and use his Get Out Of Jail Card because he's an ath-a-lete.
6-The Baylor Bears football team is actually good for terrible team.
7-USC vaulted up the BCS rankings, even though they took a beat down from Oregon State, an unranked team. What about the good unbeaten teams that were ranked lower? Bueller, Bueller?
8-Someone named Colt is the new media darling for the Heisman. What kind of parent gives a kid a dog's name? The Heisman favorite seems to change as the contending teams lose.
9-Fox writer Lisa Horne has not been heard from or seen in several days. This must mean sports no longer matter or exist. Then again, she could be in Anaheim, waiting for Los Angeles Angels MLB World Series tickets.
10-The NHL season began and the media doesn't know it.
Husker, let's hear the crickets coming out of Anaheim...(sound of crickets chirping in the background) As for Zeke throwing his daughter under the bus, that's his MO. When pressed for an answer, he grabs the nearest person to him and throws them under the bus for something they didn't do. I have a special treat for Zeke. Stay tuned.
Maybe Lisa H. is driving around Los Angeles trying to find Angels stadium. Good thing gas prices are going down.
What ever happened to confidentiality? Eight players get named in that roid report and three of the names get leaked to the media? How does that happen? Why didn't all, or no names get leaked. Who did the Saints #### off?
Maybe the problem is that some college girls just recruited my sidekick and me to play some beer-pong and I had no idea what beer-pong is; I do know what college girls want! Story tomorrow!
Dancers fallin ? didn't here about it..But speaking of falling heres a woman at a restaraunt who forgot were the storage basement was - she remembered it after this...
Good stuff husker...the humor vault was raided and spewed all over us readers..thanks...makes me think you still have that devil suit hanging in your closet Jon Lovitz...well done ..LMAO.
I just dropped a Bueller reference on my latest post...great minds think alike...or is it just the........
Husker we would get along real good. Love your pics. When is this country going to let us have our medicine? I trust God. Have for a long time. Later bro.
God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be for meat." … And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31) The Bible predicts some herb's prohibition. "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times, some shall … speak lies in hypocrisy … commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)
He(Jesus)said not to criticize other people for their habits. "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11) The apostle Paul wrote, I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth anything to be unclean, to him it is unclean. … For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost. (Paul: Romans 14:14,17)
Good list.
In case you have an honorable mention category:
Lute the legend retires and Bob Knight is mulling a return, but with two of the biggest coaching names in men's basketball very few seem to notice yet.
Strange days indeed!
Before the coming of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the USC Trogens will build a horse made from old BCS polls.
They will then fill the horse with the bias sports writers and push it off a cliff. Soon to follow will be the lemming sports fans that actually believe that USC deserves a #5 ranking.
Thus will end the (BCS) count down to armageddon and alas peace and harmony will be shared with the entire college football world.
slshusker
The only reason Vick is probably copping a plea. It's probably because he's not too keen on having his salad tossed again. It won't go down to well with the homies.
As for USC they'll get all of the love cause they're what the networks deems a sure bet in terms of a ratings winner.
It's just like Kim Kardashian's as#s.
Ray J's popped my coo*chie and so has Reggie. Would you like to ? That's the sort of ska*nk I am !
I've a new piece up on Willingham's firing by the Huskies. If you're interested I've provided a link to the piece. As and when you're ready I'll look forward to reading your comments.
Statistics are a dangerous when handled by zealots.
I believe Burnt Orange isn't a color, it's a disease.
The DH rule should be elimintated.
I like cats and dogs...cats taste more like chicken.
Women are god's greatest creation.
Barry Bonds was detrimental to sports.
The month after the Super Bowl is sports HELL.
March Madness is the best elongated sports extravaganza.
The Masters is great watching, in spite of Jim 'nancy boy' Nantz.
Anyone spouting political commentary should be barred from this site.
This is a sports blog!
I need a soma.
