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by: slshusker
Shaq's New Rap Video Rockets to #1
Jun 23, 2008 | 3:17PM | report this

Shaq jumped onstage and freestyled a nice rap in the past several days.

The target was none other than the reigning MVP, Kobe Bryant.  The hook was:

"Kobe, tell me how my ahhhssss tastes!"

This tune is actually great and might cause you to lose the funky taste of Kazaam that still resides by your #28 molar.

Follow the Yellow Brick Link below:

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626
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The lyrics will cause the Conspiracy Brothers to blog like crazy about the truth or consequences of this GREAT video.  Prepare for the Laker bloggers to jump on this like it's Area 51.  Shaq can be seen this Saturday on Soul Train, rapping his new #1 hit.

TMZ had the tape and ESPN showed it today.

I'd "pay a dollar" to hear that! (RoboCop reference, sorry!)  I did like the tune.

It may be that Shaq and Kobe aren't the great friends the media makes them out to be.

Aftermath:

Shaq-Lost his Special Sheriff badge in AZ, due to "language, etc." in the video.  I feel safer already.

Kobe-Ordered a special screening of Kazaam for L.A. area youths, which highlight's Shaq's real talent.

Suggestion: Check out the 2007 article on Kobe's tossing Shaq out of L.A.  Link below:

http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/slshusker
/2007/06/23/Kobes_eBay_post_Anyone_need_a_Bus
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26 Comments | Add a comment   categories: Shaquille O’Neal, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat, Throw this bey'otch under the bus, Axe Throwing Viking Warriors, NBA
 
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NiqueD
Jun 23, 2008
3:59 PM
(sticks out tongue)

slshusker
Jun 23, 2008
4:06 PM
Nique, honey, baby, sweetie, darling...(running out of compliments here!), Kobe is married.
Let it go.

Last edited by slshusker on June 23rd at 4:07 PM.

NiqueD
Jun 23, 2008
6:42 PM
That's all Shaq has left. Taking shots at Kobe. Maybe he should spend an entire offseason at the gym and eat about 5,000 calories less a month. Sad really.

wilson ruffnecks
Jun 23, 2008
6:44 PM
Let it go? Kinda what I was thinking. The kobe hatin is getting real old. B-ball season is over, that deplorable team from one of the most hated cities in America got their title to shut the drunks up for a few more years, so, anyone ready for some football?! Shaq can rap, but can he make a fricken freethrow and kinda earn some of that 100 million contract? Anyway, enough dribble, how are you husker?

Last edited by wilson ruffnecks on June 23rd at 6:45 PM.

degraff
Jun 23, 2008
6:47 PM
Pretty funny stuff sls, you know the media will be all over this. Like the lyrics hate the sound.

slshusker
Jun 23, 2008
7:05 PM
Wilson, I wrote this as soon as the video was known to exist.

Since then, I've seen Fox and ESPN use it a lead in.

Remember, it's not sports any more, it's entertainment and the truth is optional.

Your Avatar is perfect for this.
Lakers fans should stop drinking, sit back and laugh for a month, till the pain subsides.

PANBG
Jun 24, 2008
10:26 AM
I feel the same way Shaq does about who SOME call kobe; I-can't-STAND-the master (with a B in the beginning and D at the end)
However, I also feel that the energy used to scoff the scum is too much good energy used in that direction.
My suggestions to Shaq is to put those thoughts and feelings in the cesspool where the worm never stops eating; and be done with it. He is not worth your energy---trust me on this.

hustler707
Jun 24, 2008
12:20 PM
shaq and mariah need to get together and re sing cant let go..well call it the remix out here on the west coast...bit#hes! aint shaq a cop kobe? hahaha

NOTTRIPPIN
Jun 24, 2008
3:07 PM
THE DUDE ALREADY EARNED HIS MONEY. ITS TIME FOR HIM TO HANG HIS SNEAKERS UP.

Not afraid to say what's on my mind
Jun 24, 2008
4:39 PM
nique d, yeah that's all he has left and 4 rings.

Jurbop
Jun 24, 2008
5:37 PM
Watching Shaq’s rap session ripping both Kobe and Kareem was a joke. He can’t get over how things have turned out. It kills him that Kobe is considered, and is the best player in the world. Shaq had the potential to be one of the greatest players ever and excelled primarily on his physical abilities, being cat-like quick for a man with his freakish size. But he’s lazy and plays only when he wants to. Kobe has the heart of a lion and his work ethic is second to none. Shaq forgets he started the year as an integral part of the worst team in the game, then was traded to a talented Suns team that only needed a solid center to go all the way. Well, he was no help there either. In the mean time, Kobe has taken a bunch of average players and single handedly turned them into the best team in the West. For Shaq to say anything derogatory about Kareem was absurd. Kareem, even at the end of his career, was better than Shaq in every way. Shaq is so caught up in his own self-promoted celebrity, he needs to get back to reality.

armswid
Jun 24, 2008
8:51 PM
GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!! tHIS IS NOTING BUT CHILDS PLAY..............

Hoffman
Jun 24, 2008
10:13 PM
Husker - when will you be delivering your preseason report on the Cornhuskers?

NOTTRIPPIN
Jun 25, 2008
5:22 AM
WHAT THE HELL WOULD THE DUDE DO WITH A DEPUTY BAG? I VERY MUCH DOUBT THAT HE CARES ABOUT THAT TO MUCH.IF I MADE THAT KIND OF MONEY I COULDNT TRIP. I WOULD LAUGH AT THE SHERRIF.

STAT
Jun 25, 2008
6:49 AM
It was totally silly. But it earned him something. If Paris Hilton can make so much money by being such a spoiled #### and not be ashamed of it. Why should Shaq feel disgraced by his ways. He put himself back in spotlight, most viewed on Youtube, and the ratings for the Suns Lakers games will double instantly

wallybare
Jun 25, 2008
9:06 AM
STAT -
Paris Hilton is a twit. Those who follow her are also twits. Shaq isn't a stupid, spoiled, useless #### like she is. When he pulls #### like this, he is letting these people down BECAUSE HE KNOWS BETTER. Paris Hilton doesn't. See the difference? This makes him an ####.

slshusker
Jun 25, 2008
9:39 AM
Gentlemen, referring to Paris Hilton on a sports blog! Blech. Skank central.
She understood marketing.

Maybe that's Shaq-Fu's plan. No publicity is bad when hyping a rap tune.

tincondo
Jun 25, 2008
12:32 PM
Maybe we should take Shaq's badge and give it to Kobe. This will make it much easier for him to sexually abuse women and rape them. Not sure what our country is coming to, where's the humor in everyone? I laughed out loud with Shaq's rap!

SR31143
Jun 26, 2008
6:09 AM
Shaq needed Kobe, and Kobe needed Shaq to win those rings in L.A. In essence, one could not do it without the other. When Shaq won his ring with the Miami Heat, he had Dwayne Wade, and it was really Wade who carried the team - not Shaq. In addition, Dallas faded towards the end. Except for Kobe and Lamar Odom, to some extent, the Lakers are an average team with very young players honing their skills for the future. Boston, on the other hand, has THREE talented stars. Kobe is a great player, but he competed against three very talented players, and that's why Boston won. The NBA needs some more class acts like Tim Duncan, and I hope that the more recognizable players like Shaq get their acts together, both on and off the court.

PANBG
Jun 26, 2008
8:59 AM
The 'optimum' word, as Jurbop suggests, is "single-handedly."

NO BODY, single-handedly, DOES ANYTHING.

The 'cause' is that ole-what's-is-face believes it.

The 'effect'---you lose.

Last edited by PANBG on June 26th at 9:04 AM.

yendor1
Jun 26, 2008
12:45 PM
Dang all Shaq has is money and those old rings so i guess his life is pathetic and he should take some zen classes with Phil

justanotherfan
Jul 4, 2008
4:18 AM
slshusker
I hope for Shaq's sake he won't feel emasculated when his ex Shaunie takes him to the cleaners for alimony and child support. As it is she's about to tighten the grip on his balls.



4thjuly.hotchick

Have a great 4th of July !





indep.day






Chimin' out.

justan' aka tophatal ...........

slshusker
Jul 4, 2008
9:20 AM
Justa, you can't hide a hottie's name from me!
That's Miss Dalene.

justanotherfan
Jul 4, 2008
10:56 AM
slshusker
Do you really think that I'd be interested in her name ? I just like the shape of her caboose and everything else that goes with it.

And knowing what a NASCAR fan you are . Here is a further delight that I'd like to introduce you to. None other than model , part-time actress and post race jorunalist come interviewer Denise Milani. One of the hottest things to hit the NASCAR track over the last three years or so.


denisemilani






justan' aka tophatal .........


Last edited by justanotherfan on July 4th at 10:57 AM.

slshusker
Jul 4, 2008
9:53 PM
Justa, Denise Milani will be your friend, for $8.95 per month. That's a figure that's hard to miss and she's made some serious coin as a pin-up.

justanotherfan
Jul 4, 2008
10:18 PM
slshusker
Though I'm not an avid NASCAR fan. Can someone explain to me how it is that we never get to see her interviewing any of the drivers on tv ? She makes for good eye candy but yet there's never any coverage given to her through any of the networks covering the NASCAR scene. I'd say that they're either devoid of knowing their market or they've no appreciation of what it is that she'd bring to the table in way of a spike in the viewership amongst male fans of the sport.


justan' aka tophatal .........

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