During tonight's NBA beatdown, I jumped to a sports network on commercial breaks. The ticker scrolled the American League vs. National League games. I knew I'd have to revisit on the next break. The AL went 12-2 against the NL tonight. Wow! This includes Kansas City winning, too. Only Toronto and Cleveland lost to N.L teams tonight. That's ok, neither is U.S. city anyway.
Prognosticators live and die with these games, justifying the strength of one league over another. Statistics are screwey things.
This concludes the test of the Emergency Statistics Punishment Network. Should this have been a real emergency, the NBA Finals would not have concluded tonight.
Statistics are a dangerous when handled by zealots.
I believe Burnt Orange isn't a color, it's a disease.
The DH rule should be elimintated.
I like cats and dogs...cats taste more like chicken.
Women are god's greatest creation.
Barry Bonds was detrimental to sports.
The month after the Super Bowl is sports HELL.
March Madness is the best elongated sports extravaganza.
The Masters is great watching, in spite of Jim 'nancy boy' Nantz.
Anyone spouting political commentary should be barred from this site.
This is a sports blog!
I need a soma.