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by: slshusker
HypeFest 2008: NBA Finals Begins
Jun 05, 2008 | 5:07PM | report this

Tonight the puck finally drops as the NBA Championship begins.  The hypefest has been a runaway train on all the sports networks and media sites.  Let's get on with the Basketball.  I've had it with the preview shows and prognosticators.

While we remember and long for the days of "no easy layups," as seen in past Celtics/Lakers Finals, the NBA star system will protect the name brand players.  The only question is how tightly the officials will call the game and will the star treatment be equal at the charity stripe.

In Boston, the cameras will pan on past Celtic greats, and in Lala land we'll be forced to see Hollyweirdos in prime seats, vying for camera time.  We can't get enough of Jack!   If Spike shows, someone slap him.

What subject will the television media wear us out with first, Bill Walton's loyalty to Boston and his son, the great Red vs. Phil debate, or Kobe is as great as MJ?

What I do know is that His Royal Highness, Commissioner Stern, will be perched in his booster seat, quietly reveling at the pomp surrounding this Finals.  He'll smirk, yet barely smile knowing the ad revenue and overnight ratings will be huge.

Fans of the teams not in this Finals have to pick a team, like most of us do every year.  This year it's easy.  Just pick the team you hate and cheer against them from your couch, bar stool or cell block.

Beer?  Check!  Cheetos? Check!  Remote?  Toss it across the room!

As the great philosopher, Wayne said, "Game on!"

 

 

9 Comments | Add a comment   categories: NBA, NBA Playoffs, NBA finals, Boston Celtics, Los Angeles Lakers, axe throwing viking warriors
 
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NiqueD
Jun 5, 2008
5:54 PM
Exactly.

"I ain't drunk, I'm just drinking." IT'S ON!!!!

underage
Jun 5, 2008
6:32 PM
The One & Only The LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's go LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!.

MidniteCowboy
Jun 5, 2008
8:17 PM
Expect record breaking Nielsen numbers and expect the Hollyweirds to be shoving each other from the camera shine!

The NBA and America in general could not take another San Antonio vs Cleveland yawnfest style series again! This will be a series for the ages.

54fulltiltfulltime
Jun 5, 2008
9:01 PM
Nobe

slshusker
Jun 5, 2008
9:27 PM
Ladies and gents, get ready for the Lakers fans to complain about whistle happy refs. It was consistent. Fouls on everyone, including the ice cream vendor in the stands!

54fulltiltfulltime
Jun 5, 2008
10:11 PM
If there are two more smug individuals on the planet,than Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson I would like to know who they are. And you can't say one of them is me

Last edited by 54fulltiltfulltime on June 5th at 10:12 PM.

slshusker
Jun 6, 2008
12:56 PM
54, I'd be pummelled if I noted that Phil is overrated because he has tendency to have the best player in the league. Is that great coaching or team choosing?

underage
Jun 8, 2008
1:51 PM
We are going to WIN tonight!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

edclinch
Jun 8, 2008
8:24 PM
Celts in 7.

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