Here are some useful Golf Terms that are not yet clichés, but soon may be.
* A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole * A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read * A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't * An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim * An Adolf #### - two shots in the bunker * A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand * A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect * A Rodney King - over-clubbed * An O.J. Simpson - got away with it * A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver * A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver * A Michael Jackson - gradually fading * A condom - safe but didn't feel real good * An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result * A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole
Ok, they're not my terms and this list is currently circulating in cyberspace.
Other than this, "I got nothing." Still, I like the list.
My options were spitting out a quick blog or going to the mall. I made the right choice.
omg..this is hilarious! And the gopher was perfect...dang huskers, you really nailed it. Freaking funny...thanks for the laughs! Seriously! You gave me the giggles.
Statistics are a dangerous when handled by zealots.
I believe Burnt Orange isn't a color, it's a disease.
The DH rule should be elimintated.
I like cats and dogs...cats taste more like chicken.
Women are god's greatest creation.
Barry Bonds was detrimental to sports.
The month after the Super Bowl is sports HELL.
March Madness is the best elongated sports extravaganza.
The Masters is great watching, in spite of Jim 'nancy boy' Nantz.
Anyone spouting political commentary should be barred from this site.
This is a sports blog!
I need a soma.
