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by: slshusker
FOX SPORTS Blogger 'CLIQUE' Application : No One Refused
Jul 07, 2007 | 12:41PM | report this

Recently, a blogger has repeatedly referred to a 'clique' within the FOX Sports world.  I have searched the FOX Sports databases and have found no membership application.

I'm opening the 'clique' to new members.  No One Will Be Refused!

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FOX SPORTS Blogger Clique Application - Valid Thru 7/31/2007

Copy/Paste the line below into your reply; that's it! :

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I, STATE YOUR BLOGGER NAME, apply for membership to that Blogger Clique thingy.

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That's it, you're done.

sg/as1988 rc&d                                              
              FORM 291.93-1040A/D-070707

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Kim IL : "Wait, this some American trick!  I'm eligible?"

SLS  :  Yes, Kim, you're accepted automatically.

Kim IL: "I'm happier than a little girl.  Don't I get a secret question so we can keep the riff-raff out?"

SLS:  OK, How do you feel about steroids and HGH?

KIM IL:  "Are you crazy!  You think I want my nutzak any smaller!"

SLS:  Welcome to the clique.  There are no membership dues or fees.  Attempt to act with a little class when disagreeing.

 

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jgrace_12
Jul 7, 2007
1:02 PM
Alright! That's easy! I wanna be the first!

I, jgrace_12, apply for membership to that Blogger Clique thingy.

YEAH!! This has been my dream since I started blogging here. I can't believe it's finally been realized. Thank you!

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
1:03 PM
jgrace, welcome to the club. I guess we need a secret keyboard handshake or something.

fatmaw1
Jul 7, 2007
1:05 PM
What..there's a clique? I hadn't heard that before. So who's in this clique? Who's whining about it..and why? LOL!!!

Love it dude....LOVE IT!!!

I'll decline membership for now...I'm picky...and wanna see who else signs up first...I'll bet I know of one who won't sign up? I'll give you one guess.............

sleeplessinseattle
Jul 7, 2007
1:08 PM
Husker: I think that you need to check with Cuz for the official application--last I heard, he's supposed to be in charge of fundraising (though I think he's been too busy to keep from falling down at the job lately). But, honestly, the so called clique exists only in the minds of a couple of people. It fell off the face of the blog as fast as the Las Cruces Leezards fell off the face of the baseball map.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
1:09 PM
fatmaw1, you hit it.
It's easier to complain than act.

Sleepless, I may have an old Lizards t-shirt somewhere.

Last edited by slshusker on July 7th at 1:10 PM.

edclinch
Jul 7, 2007
1:10 PM
Nice.

edclinch
Jul 7, 2007
1:11 PM
I, STATE YOUR BLOGGER NAME, apply for membership to that Blogger Clique thingy.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
1:11 PM
Ed, you type well for your age. Short sentences, yet nice.
I expected most to paste exactly what you did. Animal House lives!

Last edited by slshusker on July 7th at 1:12 PM.

edclinch
Jul 7, 2007
1:13 PM
PapaClinch's IT.

bluegrassLady
Jul 7, 2007
1:34 PM
Hi husker ;) Can I join??

I, bluegrassLady, apply for membership to that Blogger Clique thingy.

rofl...too funny!!

chuxtory
Jul 7, 2007
1:45 PM
I, STATE YOUR BLOGGER NAME, apply for membership to that Blogger Clique thingy.

Funny thing about cliques.
I'm not sure of the official definition,(and I'm far too lazy to look it up...)but human nature dictates that..."People, like people who are similar to themselves." It's not really to exclude anyone... it's more about comfort....
Anyone that doesn't like it, should address their complaint to the manufacturer.

TOMBBRADYISAHOMO
Jul 7, 2007
1:49 PM
I, STATE YOUR BLOGGER NAME, apply for membership to that Blogger Clique thingy.

Thanks,

For all your comments Husker. I hate all the elitest Fox bloggers who write about eveything but sports and or to stuck up to leave a comment on another members blog.

chuxtory
Jul 7, 2007
1:50 PM
BGL.... no where up there does it say to "add your name" ....... you have to say "Mother may I?"

And whatta ya mean?..... the Leezards are doing fine... we just released the new video game "SBL Leezards v. 2.0"..... haven't you been gittin' your royalty chex fron Shooter?

No? Ooopss..... uhmmmmmm.... nevermind...

LetsGoBuffalo
Jul 7, 2007
1:50 PM
Who started talking about the clique again....

MeanDovine
Jul 7, 2007
2:00 PM
slshusker,

"The Clique" is a secret society. It is by invitation only. Initiation for women involves a lot of swallowing, choking, spitting, and gasping.

Initiation for men involves measurement against the U.S. inch scale. 8" is the minimum requirement, and all measurements are taken in the frigid cold. Therefore, either you got it or you don't.

However, for women, if they're tight enough, we will usually work something out.

Anyone who's still interested, we'll contact you. Therefore, do not contact "The Clique".

Signed,
The Dark Knight

P.S. (Clique is always spelled with a capital "C")

Last edited by MeanDovine on July 7th at 2:34 PM.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
2:02 PM
BlueGrass-you're in. Please add the daughter's pics to ensure membership continuation.

Chux, if everyone is in the clique, no one should be complaining any more!

Tombrady. Spank Bridget for me.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
2:04 PM
LGB...the word has popped up repeatedly in a certain blogger's comments to newer bloggers and in some blogs as a 'neener-neener' comment.

Mean, I am a monitor for the ladies clique.
It should be fun.

MeanDovine
Jul 7, 2007
2:12 PM
slshusker, a monitor, huh? Solid.

A representative will be in contact with you in due time.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
3:04 PM
Mean, I'm always happy to help da ladies out.
Ok if I bring Huggy Bear with me?
He's lonely.

GR8ONE54
Jul 7, 2007
3:34 PM
lol oh man .. you gonna get it now .. i can hear the click clack of keyboards from here .. funny stuff

UltraMegaOK1988
Jul 7, 2007
3:56 PM
I'm going to start a rival clique.

You guys can wear blue. We'll wear red.

See you on the streets.

broncogirl
Jul 7, 2007
3:59 PM
I Broncogirl, baby broncogirl and lil man am applying for the "CLIQUE" thingy. Baby Broncogirls app will have to be accepted when she comes or she can already be a member from the day she comes.

lisa4usc
Jul 7, 2007
4:00 PM
I, Lisa4USC, apply for membership to that Blogger Clique thingy.

I guess all that desk duty at the Rev's was wasted...I could have come here instead with no strings attached. Thanks huskers.:)

ChristopherRoss
Jul 7, 2007
4:01 PM
Count me in!!!!

This blog is ####.

Last edited by ChristopherRoss on July 7th at 4:03 PM.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
4:02 PM
GR8-it was either this post or a Top Ten list.

Ultra-You talking Sharks and Jets? No dancing in the cliques!

UltraMegaOK1988
Jul 7, 2007
4:03 PM
I was actually talking Cardinals/Cubs, but I like your idea better, sls.

Last edited by UltraMegaOK1988 on July 7th at 4:04 PM.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
4:04 PM
Broncogirl-Have you been pregnant over a year now?

Lisa-I aim to please and am pleased to aim.

Batman-You're already in the clique.

broncogirl
Jul 7, 2007
4:06 PM
Husker- No but damn it feels like it. We are playing the waiting game now with her.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
4:06 PM
Ultra, I can't cheer for the Cubs. I just can't do it.

Bronco-we're waiting for a future Bronco cheerleader.

Last edited by slshusker on July 7th at 4:07 PM.

broncogirl
Jul 7, 2007
4:11 PM
Well I will have a talk with her to see if she is ready to grace us with her presence because god knows I am ready.

ChristopherRoss
Jul 7, 2007
4:48 PM
Dammit!

socalsportsfan
Jul 7, 2007
4:53 PM
Isn't a Clique the sound an empty guy makes???? Oops, I should use that line in an NRA post.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
4:55 PM
Socal, that can be our motto.

RINGO
Jul 7, 2007
5:05 PM
I don`t blog ,therefore I`m not...so I guess I can`t join.

ian2813
Jul 7, 2007
5:07 PM
I, ian2813, apply for membership to that Blogger Clique thingy. I'm tired of being left out.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
5:25 PM
Ringo, you're a drummer, what else have you to do, except Barbara.

Ian-You're in.

GR8ONE54
Jul 7, 2007
5:42 PM
lol sls maybe after you get members you can do the best top 10 clique bloggers .. there ya go

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
6:04 PM
GR8ONE54...first we have to deal with the dude who hijacked your blog name as GR8UN54. The tribunal will be strict yet fair with the dawn execution, er, trial.

bluegrassLady
Jul 7, 2007
6:12 PM
alright now...I applied BEFORE I read the initiation requirements for women....rofl No gagging. spitting and ESPECIALLY NOOOOOOOOOO swallowing!!

However, I will volunteer to be the monitor for the men's initiation ;)

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
6:17 PM
bluegrass, that was Mean's private club.
He may not get many takers.
You're appreciated here.
Still, I am monitoring the women's entries to Mean's Clique.

RINGO
Jul 7, 2007
6:18 PM
Okay ,I`m sure this is a stupid question ,but what does ROFL stand for?

LetsGoBuffalo
Jul 7, 2007
6:34 PM
Rolling On Floor Laughing

Tom7
Jul 7, 2007
7:29 PM
Socal, that's not the only line you should not use around the NRA ... you also should never say, "I'm game!"

Tom7
Jul 7, 2007
7:33 PM
BTW, if everyone is welcome, doesn't that defeat the purpose of a clique? Oh, what do I know. Everything I know about cliques I learned from Dr. Seuss's Sneetches story.

Last edited by Tom7 on July 7th at 7:39 PM.

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
8:23 PM
Tom7, The point is to defeat the evil clique as described by one blogger, repeatedly.
Put us all back on equal footing.

As a Sneetch, I have a star on mah belly.

Tom7
Jul 7, 2007
8:55 PM
Sorry, Husker, I was trying to write tongue in cheek, but it just didn't come across that way ... I knew that was the point.

Just a plain belly here; I wonder if Sylvester McMonkey McBean would take lint on trade for a star? :-D

At any rate, never say, "I'm GAME" at an NRA meeting!

Last edited by Tom7 on July 7th at 9:01 PM.

ReverendRhythm
Jul 7, 2007
9:29 PM
I thought I was already in.

Damn, has my membership expired already?

slshusker
Jul 7, 2007
9:36 PM
Rev, it's like the cell phone plans. You're in for life, unless you out yourself.

ricko
Jul 8, 2007
12:12 AM
I'm interested in being the secretary. I'll keep the minutes. I'll also keep track of the words we use that are unique to our special club. Shortly, I'll compile a list of those words and publish them in a handy, easy-to-use manual: a Clique-taurus.

edhardiman
Jul 8, 2007
2:14 AM
Wait, what about my other frequent Clique miles? Are they transferable?

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