Kobe's eBay post. Anyone need a Bus? • 3 parts gin, 1 part vermouth

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by: slshusker

Kobe's eBay post. Anyone need a Bus?
Jun 23, 2007 | 12:07PM | report this

Here's a little sum'pin sum'pin I found on eBAY.

When Kobe leaves the Lakers, it's not needed any more..

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2004 Chevy Shorty School Bus-Big Mofo      Item number: 300120-666
          Manufacturer Date 07-14-2004

Current bid:      US $10.00              Place Bid, Fool!     Cli

KobePal Account Required
Get low financing from KobeMotors

End time:          2 days 3 hours 17 mins (Jun-24-07 Whenever PDT)

Shipping:          You buy it, you drive it home! I want this pig gone.

Sells to:            Whatever fool wants to pay!    NO RESERVE

Item location:   Out back of Staples Center

History:               3 bids

High Bidder:      Kazaam Big Diesel Aristotle Reserve Deputy

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Description

Vehicle Description
This smoothe ride features sports history.
The interior's been wiped down ...no fingerprints.
It's the bus I ,er, someone used to throw Shaq under, forcing his 'trade' to Miami.
As an added bonus, I will furnish laboratory documentation certifying authenticity of Shaq's DNA in the front, driver's side tire.

I love my wife, Vanessa! I got you another ring!

That's the actual size, honey!

I love Chicago, too. Always have, always will.

NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS.
I will accept an exchange if you become president of my fan club.

If all you got is a Bulls jacket, I'll consider trading for that...haven't seen one since 1998.

Long Live Tupac!

Thanks from the Kobe family and hotel concierges everywhere.

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categories: NFL, NBA, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Axe Thowing Viking Warriors, Chipmunks with overbites and night braces, Chicago Bulls, Jewelery

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	dehbashi Jun 23, 2007 12:37 PM		I like that the highest bidder is Shaq.

	slshusker Jun 23, 2007 12:47 PM		dehbashi, the manufacturer date is imporant, too.

	dehbashi Jun 23, 2007 12:51 PM		I know if I recall that's when Shaq was traded correct?

	slshusker Jun 23, 2007 1:00 PM		Dehbashi, Excellent! That's the trade date. You've got to be a happy frisco fan today. Barry will cause the scalpers to make a killing in the coming weeks.

	JoshQPublic Jun 23, 2007 1:41 PM		how many laker fans will it hold?

	slshusker Jun 23, 2007 2:26 PM		JQP, the Lakers fans are going under the bus. Today's meeting with GM Mitch should set the final tone. He's a Pacman, when it comes to team chemistry.

	ChristopherRoss Jun 23, 2007 3:13 PM		Nice. I love it.

	lisa4usc Jun 23, 2007 3:22 PM		oh huskers.....BOTD! The proverbial bus.....LMAO. This is good. If Kobe gets traded to the Italian team, can I pay for this in Euros? It's his second home, after all. Last edited by lisa4usc on June 23rd at 3:23 PM.

	slshusker Jun 23, 2007 3:28 PM		CRoss...you feeling a bit better today. Cool. I like the content of your posts, just now how In Your Face you sometimes get.

	slshusker Jun 23, 2007 3:30 PM		Lisa, I don't know if this will get the responses needed for BOTD. The subject came to me in the ATL airport after some comments by you and JQP popped into my mind. I was writing a couple things on Post It Notes and dumping them into my PC bag. Euros, hmmm...If Kobes can buy more jewelery, he'll go for it.

	vearlthepearl Jun 23, 2007 3:57 PM		They should just ship is butt off to the east and let him destroy some team out there, very selfish player, I like the bus!

	slshusker Jun 23, 2007 4:04 PM		Vearl. The meeting with the GM is going on, probably now. I can't wait for the next sound bite form old Kobes. I spent more time finding a stinking bus than writing the post. It had to be appropriate.

	bluegrassLady Jun 23, 2007 7:45 PM		I think steeler should bid on the bus to drive us around during the bloggers convention!! lmao Too funny husker!!

	slshusker Jun 23, 2007 8:09 PM		BGL, thanks for the laughs. You did mention posting pics of the kids...

	Nostradomus Jun 23, 2007 10:40 PM		A bull's jacket. That is awesome. LOL absolutely ridiculously funny stuff my man. I remember those, and the fact that I wanted to cave in everyones face who ever wore one of those things. Anyway, the short bus? I'll bid $100. Can I run over Kobe if I get it? Can I have a keg on the bus? Do I have to drag Lakers players around? Can I park it and live in Staples Arena parking lot?

	slshusker Jun 23, 2007 11:01 PM		Nos, seems I wasn't alone when it came to NOT getting on the Bulls bandwagon. That stuff was everywhere. Now, it's not even at Goodwill.

	dehbashi Jun 23, 2007 11:07 PM		Maybe Kobe should keep it. Probably can use it to throw other people under it.

	rampantfanatic Jun 24, 2007 6:17 AM		slshusker ... Is there a possibility that one could just bid on Vanessa only ? As I'd sure like to tap that ! But then again she probably wouldn't want a guy like me anyway. She prefer da' alleged thuuuug like Kobe ! Chances are his as* won't be seein' da light of day anytime soon as he's now on his own and facin' his own personal purgatory. rampant' ......... Last edited by rampantfanatic on June 25th at 10:20 AM.

	Marty Walker Jun 24, 2007 6:58 AM		PRETTY DAMN GOOD. DUSTY IS CRYING SOMEWHERE. IF KOBE MOVES, THEN DUSTY MOVES. I LIKE IT.

	ksp113 Jun 24, 2007 7:38 AM		Ha ha, nice Husker. Did John Madden bid on this too as a backup?

	slshusker Jun 24, 2007 10:34 AM		Dehbashi, I think he'll need it again, once he leaves the Lakers. Ramp, get in line on Vanessa. She won't need a rich man since she gets half. We have a chance.

	slshusker Jun 24, 2007 10:35 AM		Marty, I like the new doo. It's going to be a long, hot week in LA as they figure this c-rap out. KSP113, you should be adding pages to the poker writeup. I hadn't thought of Madden. The bus would look great, being dragged behind his monster bus.

	Scooter71 Jun 24, 2007 3:20 PM		Funny! Love the Shaq references!

	slshusker Jun 24, 2007 4:18 PM		Scooter, Shaq's going to pay big bucks to drive that bus to Miami. It'll be worth it for him.

	anotheroutlaw Jun 26, 2007 6:49 AM		(raises hand) Since Kobe is leaving town does anyone know what the opening bid on Vanessa is going to be? Is she going to be sold off by the piece? (fingers crossed) Last edited by anotheroutlaw on June 26th at 6:51 AM.

	dehbashi Jun 26, 2007 7:06 AM		LOL outlaw. I see what you mean though. It's a waste such a good looking girl is with a cheater like him. I'm bidding 50 on her lol. Last edited by dehbashi on June 26th at 7:38 AM.

	slshusker Jun 26, 2007 10:07 AM		Outlaw, Dehbashi - I hope she comes with da jewelery. Heading to the airport now.

	lisa4usc Jun 26, 2007 12:24 PM		husskers...u made the funhouse page! Way to go.....have a safe trip! :)

	GR8UN54 Jun 26, 2007 12:35 PM		LOL. simply spectacular. A+ for originality!!!!!

	slshusker Jun 27, 2007 2:48 PM		lISA, gR8... I missed the Funpage. I'm currently stuck in a DC area hotel. Flights to Chicago or Dallas are cancelled all over the place. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I barely picked up this internet connection here. Now, I get to awaken @ 3:30 am to get a flight in the morning, if a plane is there!

	1steelerfan1 Jun 27, 2007 4:02 PM		I'm posting a fantasy football league challenge. I hope you'll join in.

	slshusker Jun 27, 2007 5:37 PM		Steeler, I'm more interested in a Lingerie Fantasy League. I think you'd want in, too!

	ksp113 Jun 27, 2007 7:53 PM		Ha ha, I should not be commenting now, but instead adding more poker stuff?! That's funny. Well, I did add another post, but it isn't poker related...

	slshusker Jun 28, 2007 12:13 PM		KSP...Poker is a sport, sort of.

	edclinchsaint Jun 30, 2007 11:49 PM		Creative.

	edclinch Jul 1, 2007 12:15 PM		Tupac is alive in the spirit world.

	slshusker Jul 1, 2007 12:56 PM		Hmmmm... Edclinchsaint&Edclinch. We have a Doppelganger in our midst. Tupac rides wit me in my 65 Impala. He loves flippin' switches. I don't mind, until he starts singing Macarena.

	GR8UN54 Jul 1, 2007 1:42 PM		GR8UN54 Jun 30, 2007 7:52 PM hello lil' hoffy. i was out screwing aroung today and thought of a wager i would like to propose to you. i bet you that in 21 FT attempts i can shoot a higher % than any of these guys. _________________ Free Throw Percentage 1. K. Korver PHI .914 2. M. Carroll CHA .904 3. D. Nowitzki DAL .904 4. R. Allen SEA .903 5. S. Nash PHO .899 Complete NBA Leaders _________________ i am a better free throw shooter than 2 time MVP steve nash, and this seasons MVP dirk nowitzki. $1,000 holla atcha boi playa. Edit slshusker Jun 30, 2007 9:02 PM GR8, do we get to boo you and yell "Noonan" as you shoot? GR8UN54 Jun 30, 2007 9:28 PM slshusker-- as you wish. should i put you down for $1,000?

	slshusker Jul 1, 2007 1:57 PM		Gr8, that's a fool's bet. I haven't seen you shoot the rock. I don't play poker with guys nicknamed after places, either.

	GR8UN54 Jul 1, 2007 2:11 PM		LOL. smart man husker. you can't lose what you don't push into the pot. i get it. can't win anything though either. i've played ball with renowned blogger meandovine. i wonder if he would take this bet? a blogger who shoots over 90% from the FT line?

	slshusker Jul 1, 2007 2:20 PM		GR8, your 21 shots is diabolical. You still can miss two and best Nash's .899

	GR8UN54 Jul 1, 2007 2:22 PM		ok how about $70 for 70%, $80 for 80%, $90 bucks for over 90%? if i miss two then korver out shoots me! Last edited by GR8UN54 on July 1st at 2:24 PM.

	slshusker Jul 1, 2007 2:35 PM		GR8, only dogs beg, like my Avatar. Correct that...men beg, when a woman is involved.

	GR8UN54 Jul 2, 2007 6:53 PM		i ain't too proud to beg husker. you made a wise choice my friend. check out my latest blog. click the link. "wannaannnaaaannnnaaaa" You missed just that one. In one physical model of the universe... ...the shortest distance between two points is a straight line... ...in the opposite direction. Unbelievable! Thank you very little. Last edited by GR8UN54 on July 2nd at 6:54 PM.

	Hoffman Jul 2, 2007 8:32 PM		No one is going to take that bet Mongoose.

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