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by: slshusker
Spurs Win Game 3...Bay of Pigs part deux
Jun 12, 2007 | 9:06PM | report this

This game was ugly.

Rosie Odonnell ugly,                           

Hillary in a ballcap ugly,                     

Tampa Bay Orange ugly,                  

Rosie Odonnell ugly, she gets two!  

The Spurs shot 41% and were out stunk by the Cavs, who shot 37% from the field.

The halftime score was 40-38, Spurs.  From there, it went down hill.

The 3rd Quarter featured a whopping 27 points and was appropriately sponsored by Acme Brick.

With four minutes remaining in the 3rd Quarter I was forced to put on a cup to avoid being hurt.    (Lisa, this is not a gas mask.)

In the end, the Spurs prevailed by surviving the 4th quarter, after building a 10 point lead.

Down 3-0, the Cavs have a greater chance of winning this series than Ana Nicole's 89 year-old groom had of consumating his marriage on his wedding night.

   Stick a fork in the Cavs, they're done!

  The real tragedy is that by failing to score 100, the Cavs deprived their fans of dinner.  Chalupa! Chalupa!

PETA called off its protest since no nets or rims were harmed during this game.

 

 

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vearlthepearl
Jun 12, 2007
9:25 PM
This was very funny, I know lisa knows that wasn't a gas mask! Damn Rosie is ugly!

slshusker
Jun 12, 2007
9:29 PM
Vearl, it was fun to write. It just came.
JQP has told me to write more posts.

vearlthepearl
Jun 12, 2007
9:39 PM
I think you should write more too, this was damn funny!

slshusker
Jun 12, 2007
9:46 PM
Vearl, ya gots to have visitors comment to motivate you to write. I've been hanging with the cool kids lately, so I hope to get more response.
Peace out.

ReverendRhythm
Jun 12, 2007
10:11 PM
Now I'm hungry for Taco Bell.

Rosie's always hungry for Taco Bell.

GR8ONE54
Jun 12, 2007
10:27 PM
i wouldnt even do rosie with somebody elses wang lol .. funny stuff sis

gator15
Jun 12, 2007
10:44 PM
yeah, this site is crazy man, i wrote a post on frachise rankings, It took actually time and thought, hardly no replies, I wrote that the refs suck and the spurs seem to take advantage of that alot because i was mad at the no-call, I get twice as many hits, now that's funny.

I need to hang out with the cool kids as well! Can I jion your gang, lol?

ricko
Jun 12, 2007
11:21 PM
Hmm. Would I take Rosie or Hillary?

Tough decision.

ricko
Jun 12, 2007
11:23 PM
55-50 after three quarters? Yup, I was riveted.

CavTrooper
Jun 12, 2007
11:45 PM
This was a very fugly game. I told you how the cavs could win the series and even down 3-0 it holds true.

JoshQPublic
Jun 13, 2007
3:10 AM
two rosies and a Sandra Bernhard

The_Dan
Jun 13, 2007
6:35 AM
Yep, those are all ugly examples. Excellent stuff.

slshusker
Jun 13, 2007
6:42 AM
Rev-I'm always hungry for a soft taco!

GR8-No caps were harmed during the filming of this blog.

Gator-Handsome avatar you have there.

slshusker
Jun 13, 2007
6:45 AM
Ricko, didn't they tell us to take option C in college. I was cheering for sub-70 scores.

CavTrooper-GD Fugly it was. The last half of the third was HARD to watch.

JQP-Ever go to bed? Then again, it's 6:10 ET.
I'd forgotten about Sandra Bernhard. Thanks for making me think about that cinematic classic Hudson Hawk.

Dan-Whan does the puck drop. I can't wait.

FlyingPig
Jun 13, 2007
7:03 AM
You mentioned PIGs in your post title so I came to see what you were saying about pigs. We go on vacation every year with all my family and friends...They refer to it as the Bay of Pigs.

God Rosie is ugly. Uglier, i think, than the cavs game three performance. CLOSE, but uglier.

Nostradomus
Jun 13, 2007
9:01 AM
If you ever put another picture of Rosie O'Donell on your blogs, I'm never coming back again.

Anyway, yes, that was pure torture watching that game. 76 - 73! You have to be kidding me. By the way, who the heck were the announcers last night? They were worse than the basketball game. Mark Jackson and Van Gundy should never be allowed to announce another NBA game. Ever. Just like Rosie O'Donell pictures should never be posted on a person's blog. Ever.

I think I'm going to get sick.

Last edited by Nostradomus on June 13th at 9:02 AM.

pumpdude
Jun 13, 2007
9:21 AM
good post..funny...
be thinking ASU CWS Champions!
go ahead, write about it
booking a flight for the weekend

Hoffman
Jun 13, 2007
10:38 AM
Good post Husker.

There's a reason this series is generating terrible ratings and it has nothing to do with star power.

James is one of the biggest stars in the league.

Fans want to see quality basketball. The Cavs aren't a very good team.

slshusker
Jun 13, 2007
1:59 PM
Pig-Hmmm...the other pig I remember was when Tampa Bay and Green Bay played in the early 80's? That was Bay of Pigs, too.

NOS-I refrained from the pic of that man/woman with the manhater, part combover cut.

slshusker
Jun 13, 2007
2:02 PM
Pump, I already have my ASU - Chi Omega shorts on!
Kidding. I will be pulling for ASU. Omaha seems to like ASU and they're a fan favorite.

Hoffman - The Sopranos, Cleveland's depth and the weakness of the East are the problems, as I see it.
Fans are looking for options. Let's stop pushing LeBron on the public so much.

What's wrong with the Southpark kid coming out and yelling "Timmy!"
That would rock!
The NBA superstar isn't being marketed by the NBA, for the NBA.

rivjo
Jun 13, 2007
8:59 PM
Lots of good quick hitters here husker.

The Lisa this is not a gas mask comment was funny as hell. Sorry Lisa.

Hillary ugly...but the hat is gorgeous.

Rosie fugly...but that movie was hilarious. I can never get enough of Exit to Eden, sans the Rosie scenes of course.

NBA Finals 2007---blechh!

slshusker
Jun 13, 2007
9:03 PM
rivjo- You can admit it. Dana Delaney was the reason to watch Exit to Eden.
Hey, didn't Donna Dixon show up for the last 5 minutes. Sweet!

Lisa hasn't yelled at me yet, so I'm safe or in the dog house.

Last edited by slshusker on June 13th at 9:05 PM.

Marty Walker
Jun 14, 2007
3:32 AM
Funny as hell. Love the Rosie picture in the Judas Priest garb.

slshusker
Jun 14, 2007
10:48 AM
I think the pictures put NOS over the edge.
It used to be Switzer that made him hurl.

lisa4usc
Jun 14, 2007
7:25 PM
Dang husks....this was hilarious! Rosie v Hilary? OMG....Neither wins. Even Rosie's paramour is pretty....if she isn't a goldigger, i don't know who is. Outstanding, and no, the font doesn't make your butt look fat. HUGS!

WRITE more....I love your comic genuis!

slshusker
Jun 14, 2007
7:52 PM
Lisa, so lovely to hear from you.
How are the kids?
Is the ankle bracelet chafing?

Ta Ta.

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