(UPI Wire Services) Immediately after their hugely popular win over some other low ranked basketball team, the state of West Virginia announced its secession from the union.
"Citizens have decided to make the move now, due to Congress doing nothing the past year, so no one will notice we're gone anyway. Yankee aggression caused our actions." Jed Clampett IV, Governor, former state of West Virgina
In an open act of defiance, jubilant WVU basketball players wore the NIT Championship shirts, complete with the new, Canadian spelling of the state/province.
Effective last night, the now southernmost province of Canada is spelled:
West Virgina. Said Jed Clampett IV, "Don't need more than two i's anyway
The third 'i' has been removed, since most in the state spelled it with two i's anyway.
The name is pronounced 'West Vir-gin-eh' in honor of the Canadian roots, now established.
Mastercard(registered trademark) has signed an endorsement contract to run the province treasury thru 2016. We sincerely hope they properly guard the $4.37 province budget.
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