I`m really tired of all the A-Rod excuses for his pathetic play. After taking the lousy Seattle series off with a soar throat, the mighty Rod returned to be humiliated in LA with a big fat O-fer 5 & 4K`s! Well done Mr best player in the game/highest paid designated windmill. Look A-Rod you are NO Tiger Woods and the Yankees can`t afford to keep playing your caddie Nick Green at third while you figure out the next lame #### excuse for a wild throw. It is time to man up stop whiffing all the time and get ready for a legit playoff run. Being dominated by the Angels is so completely frustrating. I can`t wait till yet another west coast losing steak is over. I think of A-Rod now like the new Domino`s pizza add with Fudgems. Oh...you haven`t seen that comedy yet?   He`s a giant walking #### that shows up with pizza delivery guy and leaves a big duck butter skid on a kid who hugs it.  Go meet Fudgems, see him dance  or make errors at www.fudgems.com!! Ooohh Fudgems!!!

Where`s the former gold glove SS, now thirdbaseman????

A recent Sporting News article showed sour ####, poor sport, cry baby Jeff Weaver suppousedly excercising(Laughing, right Jeff ) as part of the Scott Borass master plan for his clients. It was one of the funniest things I`ve seen since Marlins ownership promised to stay commited to the city of Florida. Jeff Weaver is blessed with a resiliant and durable right arm, no heart or intelligence to want to learn or get better. Looking back, he was the one time lowly Detroit Tigers "ace" Then he washed out so bad as a NY Yankee including a game winning W.S. blast that may not have landed yet he was banished to the NL. Being in the NL worked, b/c it still favors pitching or at least lets other starters avoid big innings and pitch counts by making them try to hit.  Pitching in the best pitchers park around Ol Dodger Stadium Weaver was around .500, but very durable 200+ IP`s and many quality starts(What kinda dork stat is that?) Thanks, I`ll stick to W`s & L`s evaluating starters. Jeff Weaver just doesn`t get it and he`ll never be anything but a skinny, wild hair side armin bum who is now faced with no team left willing to throw huge money at him. Not even pitching poor Texas or Baltimore would fall for that. As for the pictures in that article. A frown on Weavers ugly #### with a long sleave sweater on and brand new, un-broken in black sneakers tells the story. He hasn`t worked hard, never will and is as familiar with the inside o####ym as a winning record. Sorry Dream Weaver no soup for you!     

Mr Red Sox Ol Pete Gammons sure sounds like Kevin Bacon at the end of Animal House shouting "All is Well!" as complete chaos erupts around him. Sure the Sox got over big on the Fish fire sale of 05 landing Josh Beckett, Mike Lowell & even demanding reliever Guillermo Mota as a "throw in." Yes they also have several starting pitchers, but those big holes at shortstop & center field aren`t going to be magically resolved in a deal with the Devil Dogs. Tampa Bay might be the most unreasonable team to try and trade with ever. Well, unless your the Mets...Scott Kazmir for that junk?!  Preston Wilson went to Houston, and all that`s left is Corey Patterson and Dusty killed his confidence. Face it Pete, the idiots are all but gone and don`t think Schilling, Wells & Beckett will last the season without a DL visit. Enjoy that one title Pete, we took your cave man cleaned his #### up and now he`s walking upright and ready to score 120+ runs as a Yankee. How bout them marbles Gammons!! The death mobile rides again & it`s got a big NY on the side!  

As a Yankee fan who hated Damon with the Sox, him joining the Yanks absolutey rips the heart of the Red Sox lineup. He is a solid leadoff hitter, with some pop who will score 100+ runs again. So his arm in CF is as bad as Ol Bernies....no matter, he`s a proven CF who can track it down and that`s far better than the thought of Jason Michaels or Bubba Crosby.  Looks like the two headed GM monster better call Florida...oh wait, Juan Pierre`s already a Cub. At least Gabe Crapler`s back in Bean Town right?  I can hear Pete Gammons cryin now....