10.) The lighting and jersey`s outside were very difficult to identify. 

9.) There were no at the line annoying Peyton pre snap adjustments.

8.) Slick, new & wet footballs....Damn it!!!!  Why don`t they have a dome in Hawaii?!!?

7.) Unfair defensive scheme with no blitzes and everyone in coverage.

6.) Suzy Kober in a tank top....no wonder Broadway Joe just wanted to kiss her!

5.) Chad Johnson obviously didn`t study enough film to catch the wounded ducks I threw.

4.) Damn pro bowl footballs with no grip and a broken headset!!!!

3) Why didn`t the coaches put in a real running back with me like L.T. or Larry Johnson instead of that ex-Colt?

2.) Aikman, Steve Young & John Elway....damn it this game IS ALL ABOUT ME!!!!  Peyton!!!!!!!

1.) Shanahan sabotaged me, he brainwashed me to be the real Jake Plummer. 

 

Things that make me question the NFL`s collective IQ in no particular order:

Psssst...Lovie Smith I think Carolina may throw to Steve Smith, so you might wanna have a guy or three on him every play. (Pathetic coaching & coverage Bears!)

Jim Hasslett, despite being recently fired after a miserable 3-13 record with the Saints is a leading candidate for the job in Detroit and Buffalo.(At least Mike Tice won a few games!)

The refs in the Indianapolis game. My new favorite call replacing "He was giving him the business" is now  "There was no penalty or offsides...play the down over." (Troy Polamalu`s pick a close second.)

Why have instant replay if after they review using it they reverse it to the WRONG call?

Peyton Manning pointing the blame on his offensive line. Sure Peyton, you were very calm and in control IN A FREAKIN HOME PLAYOFF GAME!!! There will never be a "next year."

Dan Dierdorf describing that he was a jumbo XL at age 12. Thanks Dan, one more for your Hall of Fame broadcasting resume.

Chump Baily for his "Did anyone get the plate on that Mack truck that smashed me moment?"

Anyone who critacizes Tony Dungy. Players lose games. Waving off the punt team...oh Peyton our hero! How about standing in and making some throws to your playmakers(ie Harrison & Wayne) instead of all the nonsence at the line of scrimage. 

Ted Ferguson Bud Light daredevil- Pah-Lease do you think that dumb #### would have a hot girlfriend?

 

Once again the Broncos have beaten the Chargers and added further insult to a non-playoff finish by the Chargers by injuring Drew Brees. Before anyone gets too caried away about the Broncos, realize that they absolutely cannot beat the Colts as evidenced by the thrashings handed out to them the last two years by Indi. Would the Patriots beat Jake the Fake & Denver? YES they would, even in Denver. All the talk of how great Jake Plummer has been, his maturity(seriously?...look at the guy. Johnny Damon he is not) and ability to avoid mistakes is a LIE!  Take your castoff Clevend Brown defensive line, undersized cheating cut block offensive line & Jake and get ready for a beat down in the playoffs Bronco fan.