Mr Red Sox Ol Pete Gammons sure sounds like Kevin Bacon at the end of Animal House shouting "All is Well!" as complete chaos erupts around him. Sure the Sox got over big on the Fish fire sale of 05 landing Josh Beckett, Mike Lowell & even demanding reliever Guillermo Mota as a "throw in." Yes they also have several starting pitchers, but those big holes at shortstop & center field aren`t going to be magically resolved in a deal with the Devil Dogs. Tampa Bay might be the most unreasonable team to try and trade with ever. Well, unless your the Mets...Scott Kazmir for that junk?!  Preston Wilson went to Houston, and all that`s left is Corey Patterson and Dusty killed his confidence. Face it Pete, the idiots are all but gone and don`t think Schilling, Wells & Beckett will last the season without a DL visit. Enjoy that one title Pete, we took your cave man cleaned his #### up and now he`s walking upright and ready to score 120+ runs as a Yankee. How bout them marbles Gammons!! The death mobile rides again & it`s got a big NY on the side!  

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the red sox front office not a creature was stirring...Uncle Larry falls fast asleep dreaming of total control and adulation, only to awaken by the bickering of his dual GM brats. Loud arguing fueled by Sam Adams Ale...Ben(GM1): Great deal you assjacker young Andy Marte for third base, what the hell do we do at short stop or with Mike Lowell?!!? Jeddy(GM2): Uh-Huh-huh-like I got Mark Loretta for some backup backstop. Ben(GM1) You fool, now we have NO one who can catch Wake`s knuckler....we are DOOMED!! Jeddy(GM2)  Jonathan Papelbon!...burp...Jonathan Papelbon!...Danforth & Pape!   Ben(GM1) Damn it Jeddy Manny`s on line 1 again...we still have Gabe Crapler for CF right? Jeddy(Drunk) I knew I shoulda kept that Theo guys master plan disk...damn e-bay & happy hour! Ben(GM1) Sure Manny, everything is under control...hanging up fast. Um--Uncle Larry, can you read us another story? 

As a Yankee fan who hated Damon with the Sox, him joining the Yanks absolutey rips the heart of the Red Sox lineup. He is a solid leadoff hitter, with some pop who will score 100+ runs again. So his arm in CF is as bad as Ol Bernies....no matter, he`s a proven CF who can track it down and that`s far better than the thought of Jason Michaels or Bubba Crosby.  Looks like the two headed GM monster better call Florida...oh wait, Juan Pierre`s already a Cub. At least Gabe Crapler`s back in Bean Town right?  I can hear Pete Gammons cryin now....