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Boomhauer the Bud Racer`s interview
Feb 20, 2006 | 8:35PM | report this

 I  may be confused but I`m awful darn sure that Dale Jr is the most talented voice in NASCAR since he`s also clearly the voice of  Dang ol' Boomhauer, man, tell you 'bout myself woowee turn ons ladies and back seats man sunsets fast cars man, yup love that CK1 like catnip, turn-offs uhuh women golfers man love that Bob Dylan like a rolling stone what'd he say, brief man myself yup dang ol' internet man. Go www.click click click naked chicks yup that's all me uhuh. Yep that`s right fans after that post race um interview it`s dang there gotta be him !!!  Can`t ya`see the resemblance?!!?  

C`mon y`all just jokin round here.  Seriously though I think they should sue for royalties though. =)

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portman
Feb 20, 2006
10:37 PM
whoa man what yall oh man saying bout ol boomhauer yah driving 190 yup left turn fast done get back to Fox and TV whoa gotta get to Calfornia good dope drive this weekend smoke from the tires and from my lungs big titted chicks whoa sign their #### mam oh man this cheverolet done get it done, yep wheres my coke and these sponsors where's my bong?

GerbilSportsNetwork
Feb 21, 2006
4:29 AM
I'm amazed you were able to deconstruct a Boomhauer rant--what did you do, record at 78 and play backwards at 33 rpm, like "I Am the Walrus"? Props--that is, propane and propane accessories--to you. By the way, I posted my EEOC/NASCAR spoof on a non-sports site and got a comment from a former EEOC lawyer who criticized the new policy while at the same time deploring the practice of office bump drafting. Who sez lawyers don't have a sense of humor?

The_Sports_Intellectual
Feb 21, 2006
9:26 AM
That's a dang ol' funny post right there, man!

trimjim
Feb 21, 2006
1:13 PM
the bong is up johnsons ####

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