10.) The lighting and jersey`s outside were very difficult to identify. 

9.) There were no at the line annoying Peyton pre snap adjustments.

8.) Slick, new & wet footballs....Damn it!!!!  Why don`t they have a dome in Hawaii?!!?

7.) Unfair defensive scheme with no blitzes and everyone in coverage.

6.) Suzy Kober in a tank top....no wonder Broadway Joe just wanted to kiss her!

5.) Chad Johnson obviously didn`t study enough film to catch the wounded ducks I threw.

4.) Damn pro bowl footballs with no grip and a broken headset!!!!

3) Why didn`t the coaches put in a real running back with me like L.T. or Larry Johnson instead of that ex-Colt?

2.) Aikman, Steve Young & John Elway....damn it this game IS ALL ABOUT ME!!!!  Peyton!!!!!!!

1.) Shanahan sabotaged me, he brainwashed me to be the real Jake Plummer.