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A new racing team is diving into the  NASCAR Cup series. With the silly season already in full swing this news is a breath of fresh air. The team owner and driver is already a well known character with a history that goes back many years. He seems to have a chemistry made for Hollywood but he both wanted to get into the foray with NASCAR and be a driver.

So with out further ado here is the new racing team of Elmer Fudd.

Elmer Fudd announced he has teamed up with Bugs bunny as his crew chief and Daffy Duck as his team crew.

At a press conference this reporter asked Elmer Fudd what it was going to be like having Bugs Bunny as the crew chief.

Elmer: "I have a wot of twust in that wascally wabbit and have knowed him for wears".

I asked Daffy Duck about beeing the only crew member when usually they have more guys over the wall in a pit stop.

Daffy: "Say what? I am the piftssss crew? Give me thafts gun Elmer".

Bugs: "Say  whats up Doc. (winking to Daffy) we can handle taking care of Elmer". 

Daffy: " I sspftsupposed so if you sspftssay so.

Well there you have it folks. The new NASCAR racing team.

ELMER FUDD WACING. Tththats all ffffolks.

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noahspop2001
Apr 22, 2008
12:28 AM
Dat car wont pass inspecshun..Daffy will need to pay someone off. LOL..Great post photo..Also let me know about the Prelude..We need to get together..

charrit
Apr 22, 2008
3:58 AM
Great post Photogr.

I love the Looney Tunes characters. Maybe next we can get Foghorn Leghorn and the rest involved. Should be fun racing. As Foghorn Leghorn would say,"That's a joke son, That's a Joke".

Hee Hee, I love it.

JOKERSWILD
Apr 22, 2008
5:22 AM
Photo funny stuff and I could see them at least beating Petty Enterprises..lol

Forensic2
Apr 22, 2008
6:10 AM
Well if they don't make it we could always use more help. At least the gun to keep the officials at bay.

HotfootLori
Apr 22, 2008
7:01 AM
I'll take road runner for my team, instead! :)

Good one, photo!

klvalus
Apr 22, 2008
8:12 AM
Good one Photo! You've got to get Daffy to get Speedy Gonzales on that pit crew with him!

moseby
Apr 22, 2008
10:01 AM
Well, I'll have to agree with HotfootLori and go with the RR. His crew chief, Wily Coyote is very savy and they have the best Acme parts on the circuit.

tophatal
Apr 22, 2008
10:51 AM
photogr
And here was I thinking that that Disney was going to hire Lindsay Lohan to reprise her role the woefully inept Herbie Reloaded ?

herbie_reloaded_lindsay_lohan

Is she out of rehab yet ? Lindsay that is.

If Disney can be involved in hockey , baseball and become a mouth piece for all things Bostionian. Then why not get involved in NASCAR ? Then we can really see Lohan smashing up a few cars !



lindsay_lohan_drunk

Every young female aspires to be like Lindsay. Sadly this is a role model !



lohan_asleep

Asleep at but not behind the wheel. So what's new ?


tophatal ......


Last edited by tophatal on April 22nd at 11:00 AM.

photogr
Apr 22, 2008
3:33 PM
Noahspop:

Will do. Eldora is not that far from Cincy so I might be able to make the trip by then.

Charritt:

Give me time. I have a beavy of cartoon characters lined up for a race.. Just takes time to track down the photos. I want the baby chicken hawk involved too.

Last edited by photogr on April 22nd at 3:34 PM.

photogr
Apr 22, 2008
3:38 PM
Jokers:

"Elmer Fudd Wacing could easily take Wichard Petty Wacing" says Elmer.

Forensic:

You will have to check with Elmer for that one. He mighty protective of his gun.

photogr
Apr 22, 2008
3:43 PM
Hot foot:

Bep Bep !! Road runner it is.As fast as he is he will not need a car.

Moseby: Wily Coyote might be a bad choice. You know his destiny is to catch the Road Runner. This might get him too close to the Road Runner.

photogr
Apr 22, 2008
3:50 PM
Klvalus:

Alunde ! Alunde! Speedy Gonzales is a rat. UUMMM. That might work if we can keep him off the buritos.

Tophatal:

Lindsay is a cloned Britney Spears. Pied eyes and all. Can you imagine waking up next to that mug shot of her stoned out cold.

Last edited by photogr on April 22nd at 3:51 PM.

tophatal
Apr 22, 2008
7:03 PM
photogr
As strange as this may sound both Spears and Lohan no longer do it for me. Once they began to slide out of control the luster behind them was no longer there. They're a complete mess and are their careers. I'm wondering who next'll go down that road to oblivion ?



tophatal .......

jon_464
Apr 22, 2008
7:41 PM
Marvin the Martian can be the spotter.

photogr
Apr 22, 2008
8:56 PM
Jon:

Good idea. If any one gets too close to Elmer he can zap them with his particle ray gun.

Top:

I agree. Nothing worse than a pretty girl getting sauced and trampy.

Last edited by photogr on April 22nd at 8:58 PM.

tophatal
Apr 22, 2008
11:13 PM
photogr
jon'
If you slu*tty, trampy and a just a female that likes to party. Then you can do no worse than with any of the following.
Anna Benson, Tila Tequila (a bi-sexual vamp) and Tara Reid.


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Bi sexual vamp Tila Tequila



tara-reid

Tara Reid.....

As to whether or not they can drive a race car is open to question. But they each know definately how to party and be the wild child
.


tophatal .........


Last edited by tophatal on April 22nd at 11:21 PM.

jon_464
Apr 22, 2008
11:19 PM
Tophatal, Marvin can and will zap them with his particle ray gun. But before he does, I'd tap both of them (####, perhaps?) and be one and done (just to say I hit that!).

tophatal
Apr 22, 2008
11:25 PM
jon'
photogr
And here's the real slu*tty Tila Tequila the bi sexual vamp.

tila3_lgl

..............


tophatal ..........

tophatal
Apr 23, 2008
10:59 AM
jon'
You needn't say anymore as we all know that any female within 100yds of you with a heartbeat you'd lay waste to and tap their ####. I'd dare say that you'd even take time out to do Ellen Degeneres and her partner Portia de Rossi. And offcourse you know that de Rossi is bi ? You'd no doubt want to get your swerve on and try to turn 'em out !



ellen-degeneres Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi .......




tophatal ......


Last edited by tophatal on April 23rd at 11:01 AM.

YeeMum_
Apr 23, 2008
11:27 AM
wow we started with cartoons and racing and ended up here?

whewe did we go wong?

Bringing back some of the good old characters.

Remember Wacky Races?
There's the next cartoon to movie upgrade?

tophatal
Apr 23, 2008
11:49 AM
Yee Mum
Well now that they're making a feature length movie of Speed Racer. There's a sense of purpose now there. After Talladega Nights And The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby what'll be next ?



speed_racer

Speed Racer characters .......





talladega-nights

A scene from the movie .....


tophatal .........


Last edited by tophatal on April 23rd at 11:53 AM.

moseby
Apr 23, 2008
11:55 AM
You're on a roll, tophatal. I think we need a sequel to Grand Prix with Halle Berry as the driver traumatized by running over an official at the 24 hours of LeMans.

volfan69
Apr 23, 2008
12:33 PM
photo, I love your "daffy" idea. I needed a smile. Thanks.

tophatal
Apr 23, 2008
2:10 PM
moseby
I seriously doubt that'll happen. But I wouldn't mind seeing a remake of the Tom Cruise vehilce Days of Thunder where in the end the Cruise charcater gets fried in his car on the track. It'd be a fitting end to a character that almost everyone despized. It was basically Cruise being himself. It'd be a fitting end for Cruise were it to happen for real.




days-cruise-kidman

Cole Trickle .......and the Doc' ....

tophatal ........

moseby
Apr 23, 2008
2:28 PM
It would be a fitting end for Nicole Kidman, also.

photogr
Apr 23, 2008
5:32 PM
I see we have added a beavy of real life cartoon characters too. Would I hop in the sack with them?? No way. I might catch something dreadful.

Peel off the silicone implants, the Botox injections, and the plastic surgery and what do you have left?

Mini Mouse, Daffy Duck, Wily Cyotte, Wilma Flintstone, Homer Simpson's wife, and the Family Guys wife.

Last edited by photogr on April 23rd at 5:36 PM.

tophatal
Apr 23, 2008
7:03 PM
photogr
moseby
I like my women to look real and unaltered. Kidman is a marginal talent that has about as much talent in her body as Lohan and Spears combined.
As to the current crop of films covering auto sports. There hasn't been a good one made in years.




tophatal ............

Gerrel
Apr 23, 2008
9:36 PM
Photo - Looking forward to seeing some Elmer Fudd racing blogs in the future. Most interesting comments here, and some eye candy for the guys. courtesy of tophatal.

As far as other Warner Bros cartoon characters...how about Sylvester and Tweety. And maybe the Tazmanian Devil.

tophatal
Apr 24, 2008
2:07 AM
Gerrell
On the eye candy front that'll be happening with a little less frequency. As the Stazi are on the prowl.
However I've got it on good authority this is the reason that Tony Stewart will be leaving JGR.

His apparent stalker has stated her undying love for him. As evidenced by the picture sent to the tabloids.


fat-woman

Tony Stewart's apparent female stalker.





tophatal ..........


Last edited by tophatal on April 24th at 2:12 AM.

Gerrel
Apr 24, 2008
8:41 AM
Top - Your last pic has left me speechless. And here I was worrried that my stomache is not flat anymore, lol.

tophatal
Apr 24, 2008
9:46 AM
Gerrell
Unaccompanied males and in paricular NASCAR drivers should not be seen in the company of this woman. And I don't care how drunk you'd get . You've got to be insane to even bed down with a hiefer like this.



tophatal...........

photogr
Apr 24, 2008
7:42 PM
Well Tophatal, I think we haves seen enough heffers and tramps.

Gerrel: I do plan on acartoon character race but it will take time to get things together.

Yee:

I agree.

Moseby:

UMM> I don't think Kidman is that low yet.

Last edited by photogr on April 24th at 7:46 PM.

rampantfanatic
Apr 24, 2008
11:42 PM
photogr
Do you feel that the situation between Stewart and JGR will end amicably ? Or will turn into a really bitter feud ?
As it now stands there's not really much being said between the two parties other than the usual refrain and niceties.



tophatal......

edhardiman
Apr 25, 2008
12:16 AM
This is damn fine scribble well done I think they'll add a dash of excitement and animated hi-jinks like painting the hole in the track then all the other cars go over it but their's falls in...good times...

Tsfanpc
May 3, 2008
3:34 PM
Great a new wacing team. NASCAR is becoming popular in every venue now. lol

Go Elmer!!!!

Sweetkena
May 8, 2008
10:32 PM
Will Ward Burton get an honorary position on this team? He's been the Elmer Fudd of racin for years. Just get him to do a add spot for Tazmanian Skid Steer loaders!!

Great blog!!

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