It is a calenture of epidemic proportions dutifully experienced by NASCAR fans as each season begins on a ritual schedule etched in stone. I will not go into a long boring disquisition but make short disertations on my observations. I will try to philosophize these afflictions.
This malady is certainly much more severe that first thought and is brought on by a stimulus of the senses. Sight, hearing, smell, and impulses of the brain. Some scholars have attributed this stimulus to the same effect as a mind altering drug that becomes habit forming.
Research has confirmed this symptomatic behavior based on the repeated confirmations of withdrawal symptoms after November of each season which reach their essence over the winter season.
Another quagmire of this calenture is the ritualistic worship of selected individuals with in this sport. The afflicted will spend unsurmountable sums of currency to observe and get close to these individuals to the brink of stalking them. Certainly an area that needs primordial reasearch at the conception of the automobile and race car drivers.
It is observed that these so called drivers are held to a pinnacle of high morals and ethics with little tolerance to immoral activity or drug addiction by the heralded power brokers of the sport. Should a organization that provides these cars for competition be caught altering the rules detrimental to the sport, they will be penalized severely in some cases.
It seems that the sound of an un restricted engine exhaust, the smell of fossil fuels and burning rubber extracted from tropical rubber plants, along with the circus atmosphere of an event brings on a change in the human brain functions. Science cannot explain this compulsion.
This malady is so wide spread that expansive stadiums capable of housing hundreds of thousands of fans have been built through out the country and in foriegn lands to host these events and expunge monetary funds from the fans totaling in the hundreds of millions of dollars.
However this is not a new phenomenon. It has been recorded that during the Roman era of rule over two thousand years ago there were similar stadiums built to house thousands of fans to watch sports events of their times. As the Roman Empire diminished, so did the stadiums and events. Relics abound in certain parts of the world atributed to this observation.
Contrary to popular belief that we have an unlimited supply of fossilized fuel on hand, the limit of our true supply has reached a point of diminishing and critically low reserve with no promise of excavating new deposits yet undiscovered. Perhaps it is the time for the racing benefactors to assimilate the need to introduce new power plants and alternative fuels that are yet to be ratified as a viable alternative to our current dependence of fossil fuels and power sources that are in actuality rather antique and inefficient not to mention damaging to the fragile environment.
Would this be the end of racing and our society as we know it?
In summation. Racing cannot be called a sport. It is an obsession, a way of life, and a passion that afflicts millions of fans much as it does this writer.
I will now embark on a tedious journey to further understand this affliction on my self and the millions or fans through out the world
I bid you farewell and good health in your addiction.
Agreed Photo, no way is NASCAR a sport, it can only be described as a WAY OF LIFE! How bad have YOU got it....(what ever happened to those commericals, they were the best...well, the one with Kasey and Jamie and the bunny was good too but I digress)
Photo- That was good way of putting it. It makes one wonder just exactly how addicting this sport really is. We see the football fanatics. And also the baseball fanatics. But to think that racing did start back in the days of the Roman empire Just shows how far our sport has really come. Back then, that was real horse power. Good Post
Well put. Racing has been around along time and will be around a lot longer in one form or another. It isn't hard to see a lot of time went into this article as well as alot of heart. Enjoyed it. Thanks.
It's afflictions, afflicted, insurmountable, research, pinnacle, immoral, exhaust, extracted, espoused (expunged, or?), attributed, fossilized, assimilate, and inefficient. A dissertation by definition is not short and funds aren't really insurmountable. I can't figure out how NASCAR could expouse money, or anything really and your choice of words is baffling sometimes. BUT, thanks for your contribution. And hang onto that passion. Boy, you've got it bad.
Hey Dude...have you thought of being a FOX broadcaster? They use words all of the time that are incorrect and sometimes even made up! I am addicted to the racing, not the endless commercialism of the broadcasts. THANK GOD FOR DVR! Thanks for figuring out what are the problems I have though. Good post!
Photo - Great post, most eloquently written. Yes, us NASCAR maniacs in blog land are indeed SEVERLY AFFLICTED with this addiction to loud engines, exhaust fumes, and burning rubber.
Well there you go. Could have told you that. I sent you some home remedies to cure your ailment. You are still writing so I guess you didn't get the remedies.
Dave - Do you read the Word Power section of Reader's Digest each month? Even they don't have such spectacular words. Although I find I always learn a few words I didnt really know each month.
Ahh.. The addiction I have. The love of motors turning 9000 rpms...The smell of alchol buring in a metal crate, of pistons. Pushed by a camshaft....Ahhh...
Big Hairy Guy.....I have always characterized you by your friendliness,goodwill and humor.You make me glad that this addiction is legal. The true addiction to this sport and it's drivers can be contributed to the lack of emotion and excitement in our everyday lives.
Male fans want to be the driver's while female fans want the drivers. A percentage of both want the cars.
As the Roman people may have clamored around their chosen Gladiator the difference being if your hero lost, you had to choose another.
We love our Driver, no matter what. We may cuss them call them names but no one else had better. Racing brings out the raw emotions of old. Immortalized forever through our need to own a part of them. Yes, this may indeed constitute as an addiction. I say bring it on!
Photog- Another nice post. Attended my first NASCAR race only 5 years ago at the Brickyard. On the pace lap as cars passed, I got chills, hair stood on end, and I was DONE! Told my buddy that if I passed out to tell doctors it was testosterone overload! Since then, well...I don't think obsession, sickness, addiction, or way of life really describe how bad I've got it! Can't even put it into words.... I am convinced NO other "sport" can do this to someone!
Also, I had the good fortune to attend a Bristol race last summer and your post reminded me of exactly what I thought as I took my seat. The place is nothing short of a modern day Roman coliseum!
I prefer the high pitched whine of 12,000 RPMS eminating from a dual over head cammed engine with quad valves popping up and down with a displacement of about 3 to 4 litres. Handled by a computerized fuel injection system would be neat. Ok a turbo is nice too.
Just wished NASCAR would consider this type of power plant
Exactly my point. If you live near Sparta Ky. you might check out the other races that are hosted there. I think IRL still races there and they put on a good show too.
How ever, it is hard to beat the sounds and vibrations of 43 antique small block engines roaring by at the same time at full throttle.
The only other possibility would be two Top fuel Drag cars at full throttle through the traps at Bristol near the NASCAR track.Something about the mountains around the tracks.
Sorry I was out of it and missed getting back on here. Back on meds.again.
Addicted is a malady most race fans can be diagnosed with and the symptoms are quite easily noticed by non race fans.
Sorta like the male fans at a football game in the middle of winter with no shirt on in 20 degree weather with their teams colors painted on their face. However, the race fans share this same quirk of sorts in 90 degree weather. At least the race fans have better sense to dress properly for the weather.
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