I mean shouldn't the NFL test him if he's on something? Is he smoking to much Wisconsin cheese up there? "That was a huge game," says wide receiver Donald Driver. "They made the Super Bowl last year, but that day we beat them in all phases. We proved we were a better team than them that day." Asked if he thinks the Packers are better than the Bears today, Driver says yes: "Remember -- we owned that division for three years, before [2005]."

So what is wrong with Donald Duck Driver?

Donald: "So Brett do you like the way I touch your nipples?"  

Donald:" Like my belly? You may touch."  

Donald:"I like the way you scratch my balls!"  

DRIVER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!