So, the Miami Dolphins are no longer winless. Last Sunday the Dolphins beat the Baltimore Ravens 22-16 in overtime to avoid going 0 for 2007. How did they do it? With a combination of grit and determination, solid football, some friendly breaks from the schedule makers, and good old-fashioned luck.
Every year we hear stories of how the 1972 Dolphins team stands by every week deep into the season to toast the event of the last undefeated team’s first loss. So far this season, thanks to the New England Patriots, they have yet to mark that event, but they must have been cheering on this year’s edition of the Dolphins, who rallied from a ten-point deficit in the third quarter to lead Baltimore 16-13 in the fourth. A determined effort by the Dolphins, who have lost several games this season by three points or less. Some might say this proves they were not quite as bad as their winless record (prior to Sunday) would indicate.
Every football team worth its game ticket price (an arguable point right there, but a topic for another post) spends countless hours preparing for their next game. It should be noted that I did not see the Miami-Baltimore game, but on at least one play, the Dolphins offensive scheme worked to perfection. Of course, I mean the game winning pass play from Cleo Lemon to Greg Camarillo. Camarillo took the Lemon short pass on a slant route and split two Baltimore defenders on a 64-yard sprint to the end zone. Camarillo’s first ever career touchdown came as he did his best impression of a mechanical rabbit to the Baltimore defense’s greyhounds. Therefore, on that one play, if not the rest of the game, solid game preparation paid off for Miami.
The schedule makers were actually kind to Miami last Sunday. Well, it would at least seem that way, as the Dolphins opponent had a less than respectable 3-10 record before Sunday’s game. The Ravens have not enjoyed success recently, having lost eight games in a row, including Sunday’s futile effort against Miami. The Ravens also lost linebacker Ray Lewis to a dislocated finger and quarterback Kyle Boller (the AFC’s version of Rex Grossman) to a mild concussion. Of course, when the schedule was released last April, no one knew how the season would play out, and each week brings a new and different set of game scenarios, but at least last week, the schedule makers were on Miami’s side.
A famous football coach (Vince Lombardi I believe) once said, “Footballs are shaped weird and they bounce funny”. Miami benefited from at least two lucky bounces and one lucky (for the Dolphins) coaching decision by Baltimore. Matt Stover, the Ravens’ place kicker, missed a 44-yard field goal attempt on Baltimore’s first possession in overtime, and he had a 50-yard attempt blocked by Dolphin defensive end Jason Taylor on the final play of the first half. Miami dodged a bullet when Ravens Coach Brian Billick chose to have Stover kick a field goal rather than try for a touchdown on a fourth and goal play from the Miami one-half yard line. With the Dolphins up 16-13, the field goal tied the game and forced overtime rather than give the Ravens the victory in regulation. Billick’s decision gave the Dolphins a reprieve and another chance to win, which they did.
So Miami is no longer winless thanks to Baltimore’s poor decision, their own offensive supremacy, albeit on one play, and some lucky breaks. Who would have thought this is how they would accomplish their first win after 14 games? Oh well, even a blind squirrel can find one acorn.
The New England Patriots are at Buffalo tonight and favored by 15-½ points, to go 10-0 on the season. Even casual football fans are aware of the Patriots pursuit of an undefeated season. I’m sure if you were to ask Tom Brady, Randy Moss, or Bill Belichick (is that really how it’s spelled, belly-chick?) they’d each say their just taking them one game at a time, and each game one snap at a time, in their business like, lunch pail, blue collar, get the job done style.
However, one has to wonder after ten games, should New England win (and why shouldn’t they?), if in the private circles of the Patriots meetings and practices there aren’t murmurings and speculations about, dare to dream, what if they do go undefeated and surpass the record of 17-0 set by the ‘72 Miami Dolphins?
Wasn’t it Lexus whose ad slogan a few years ago was “The Relentless Pursuit of Perfection”? For what it’s worth, “perfection” is a term that’s overly used in the NFL and quite frankly, poorly defined. How many times have we been watching a game and hear John Madden or Troy Aikman, when referring to a pass completion say that so-and-so quarterback threw a “perfect” pass. So then what constitutes a perfect pass? Is it a nice tight spiral? If it is, then Anthony Wright has a bust destined for Canton. Most coaches and quarterbacks worth their salt, I believe, would say something to the effect of ‘a completion for positive yardage resulting in at least a first down, if not six points on the scoreboard’, whether it be a pretty ball, or an end-over-end toss reminiscent of Billy Kilmer’s Redskin career. Kilmer was renowned for throwing ‘ugly’ passes.
Antithetically speaking, this years edition of the Miami Dolphins are on a quest of another distinction, more dubious than exemplary. Miami is at Philadelphia to play the Eagles today and are 9-½ road underdogs to Philly. The Dolphins are 0-9 and may set the record for football futility if they finish the season winless at 0-16. How ironic would it be if the Patriots lose a game and the Dolphins go winless, making the same NFL franchise hold both records for going both undefeated (1972) and winless?
The St. Louis Rams won last week for the first time this season ruining the chance for two teams, them and the Dolphins, to go winless. If that had happened I would have been in favor of a one game postseason contest between the Rams and Dolphins. It could be called the Futility Bowl, but it would probably have ended in a 0-0 tie.
If there is any justice in the world, the Dolphins first win will be against the Patriots, putting an end to both probable streaks. I hope not.
All things considered, perfection, in football as in life, is virtually unattainable. We all have a love-hate relationship with our teams, which reminds me of something I told a very sweet girl once: It’s our imperfections that make us perfect for each other.
So here we are, eight games into the NFL season. Halfway through the 17 week regular slate of games, and I, as a Texans fan, am about to pull out what little is left of my mane.
The season held such promise. A new quarterback, Matt Schaub, a backup obtained from Atlanta for two first round picks next year. Anyone remember the last Falcon backup traded to start for another team? Brett Favre? That’s right, the Packers all-millennia signal caller with the hair trigger rifle of an arm and winning smile. So how has the Houston version of the former Falcon quarterback done? Not quite as well as Favre. (My spell check hates the names Favre and Schaub)
Week one found the Texans opening up against Kansas City. Schaub, although not spectacular, did an admirable job and Houston won 20-3.
Week two saw the Houston team fall behind the Carolina Panthers 14-0 before the Texans mounted a comeback on the road and beat the Panthers 34-21. Schaub was elected President of Houston, without shaking a single hand or kissing any babies.
The Indianapolis Colts came into Houston for game 3 and beat a scrappy Houston team 30-24. Hanging with the Super Bowl champs for 3-½ quarters and only losing by 6 was seen as an improvement over the hapless Texans of last season.
Week four the Texans went into Atlanta for Schaub’s return to Atlanta. Houston was actually favored. Good teams are favored to win on the road, not Houston. Schaub’s return to Atlanta was spoiled by too many turnovers that lead to Falcon points. Schaub is immediately impeached as the President of Oil City.
The Texans won again, although slightly, in week 5 as kicker Kris Brown puts a last second field goal through to beat Miami 22-19. Kris Brown is nominated for President of Houston.
Fast forward, please, through week 6 as the Texans, who by now are producing more turnovers than Pillsbury, get throttled by Jacksonville 37-17.
Week 7 saw the Titans come to Houston, and marked the annual return of Vince Young to Reliant Stadium. Young was injured and did not play as Tennessee was quarterbacked by Vinny Testaverde’s baby brother, Kerry Collins. Collins performed masterfully from his prescription motorized scooter as he directed the Titans to a big lead over Houston. Schaub left the game with an injury, so, in comes Texans backup Sage Rosenfels, who proves to be wiser than his namesake, and leads the Texans to a come-from-behind lead with less than a minute to play. Collins, who had fallen asleep while watching a Matlock rerun on the sideline, comes in to engineer a last minute game winning drive punctuated by Rich Baronas’ eighth field goal, an NFL all time record. Baronas is appointed King of Tennessee.
Which brings this recap to last week’s game. Houston was on the road again, this time playing the Chargers in San Diego. My ex-wife was a fan of the Chargers, until she found out the reason they’re called the Chargers has nothing to do with a credit card. I know, I’ve used that joke before, and I’ll use it again too. Deal with it. The San Diego game was highlighted by a helmet to helmet cheap shot by the Chargers’ CB Drayton Florence. The hit put Schaub out of the game with a concussion. It’s rumored that Schaub was overheard on the sideline commenting that he didn’t even know Florence Henderson still played for San Diego. Chargers won 35-10. Matt Schaub will paint any car for $99.
So the Texans sit at the bottom of the AFC South midway through the season at 3-5. What’s a fan to do? I’ll keep watching whether they are winning or losing. I think that’s why I identify so easily with Cleveland fans. There’s always next year.
