Mellow Montana's View
by: mtmarinerfan
Guillen's dentist is on steroids!
Nov 08, 2007 | 12:09PM | report this

I may just be a simple man from Montana but how does one get HGH from a Dentist?!  Does that help with strengthening your tooth enamel?  Or maybe it has something to do with bridge work.  Or possibly maybe helps fight cavities and gingivitus.  I am no DDS but I am pretty sure you cant "prescribe" steriods for dental work.

  That reminds me when I went to the proctologist he gave me the WORST eye exam I ever had.  OUCH!!!!

   If my dog gets sick maybe I should take him to a taxidermist.  Guillen is a clown but his dentist takes the cake!

Now that Barry has finally been busted for basically lying not actually using I think he had a sore tooth also!

Hey but they both have great smiles~~~~

  I just thought this was funny let me know what you think! 

mtmarinerfan

9 Comments | Add a comment   categories: Steriods, Jose Guillen, MLB, Seattle Mariners, Barry Bonds, San Francisco Giants
 
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mtmarinerfan
Nov 8, 2007
2:55 PM
I have to gain 20 lbs for slow pitch softball this season so i better go to my dentist

JoshQPublic
Nov 9, 2007
11:29 AM
funny stuff man. hey didnt byrd get his hgh from a dentist as well?

mtmarinerfan
Nov 9, 2007
11:31 AM
yes he did maybe it has something to do with chewing tabacco I don't know but I'm off to my ear,throat and nose doc for this sprained ankle LOL

thanks for stopping by

mtmarinerfan

timmoore2
Nov 9, 2007
11:32 AM
I didn't believe this when I first heard it.

insane.

mtmarinerfan
Nov 9, 2007
11:34 AM
I hear ya Tim! Just crazy but I really shouldn't be surprised!
thanks for stopping by

mtmarinerfan

tophatal
Nov 9, 2007
11:41 AM
mtamrinefan
What's not to believe in Guillen's story ?
If he'd told you that he'd slept with your best friend's sister who you know is ugly. Would you believe him ?
Guys like this are just plain stupid and as for his dentist. Who else hasn't he fixed up with one or two injections in the butt ?
As least he's not the Indians' Paul Byrd by explaining his situation away by saying that he's got pituitary gland problem. That I can understand to some extent. But there's no way in hell that you'll need to buy purchase $25,000 worth of steroids.
This whole situation is so fu*ked up that even Selig and his sycophants don't know how best to deal with the situation. Come January or whenever they decide to let us know the names of the miscreant's in question. Will we really be all that surprised ?
By way of an invite come on over and check out my latest piece titled I's Got's Mine's Whose Got's Your's ?

tophatal

mtmarinerfan
Nov 9, 2007
11:44 AM
TOPHAT!!! Great to hear from ya! I am not really surprised by ANY of this. Lets see how bad Selig screws this one up huh?!? I'll be right over to check out your blog thanks again for stopping by

mtmarinerfan

tophatal
Nov 11, 2007
11:58 AM
mtmarine'
I'm awaiting to see what'll be unwrapped in Mitchell's little bag of gifts when players' names are outted with regard to this whole steroid issue. It should turn out to be fun ?

tophatal

The_Sports_Intellectual
Nov 21, 2007
12:04 PM
Hey, Mr. Mariner! I just checked my inbox for the first time ever and saw that you dropped me a line. Sorry for the delayed response.

So the "brown eye" exam your proctologist gave you wasn't so great, eh? Sorry to hear about that. At least you know that you can always go to your dentist and get some GH to help with the recovery process lol.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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