A response to Brady's Replacement Gets the Job Done: I can't believe people are surprised that Cassel came in and won, to be #### honest. The Patriots have boatloads of Talent, and I would've been more shocked had they LOST then won, especially with all their talent. Yet, you people still believe it's a stunner that Favre and the Jets lost to a guy who hasn't started since High School.
Seriously?
The J-e-t-s Jets, Jets, Jets, are the most overrated team in the NFL, bar none. Oh, you may think that Favre is still adjusting to the system, but when your team has to defeat the Miami Dolphins on a last second interception, you know you aren't looking good, especially when the Arizona Cardinals defeat them by 3 touchdowns. Anyways, just to get back on topic, Favre won't work the magic that he had last year at Green Bay, and they will not make the playoffs, especially with the way NE handled them at home and how Buffalo is tearing it up currently. You can quote me on that.
Look at it this way, the Patriots are more skilled in almost every skill position then the Jets. Quarterback currently would be the only one where the Jets have the advantage, and after what Cassel did yesterday, it's a lot closer then people think. RB's, Jones/Washington or Maroney/Faulk, I'd take Maroney, who can both run and catch, over Jones, even though both are great talents. WR's Moss/Welker beats the best option NY can put out, by MILES.
Catch my drift? Probably not, since FoxSports is full of retards.
Just remember this, in January and February when the playoffs come, you're not going to hear J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
But you will hear P-A-T-S PATS PATS PATS!
Say what you want, but I'm 98% sure. And you can count on that.
Yes, my ceremonious return to the blogging world is back. I don't need to introduce myself in any way, shape, or form. Most people here have only been here since January, which means I am your elder, ####. Try since Super Bowl XL? Almost two years, and I'm here to rip you all into shreds. And my first lesson to all of you duh hurrrr #### is about this man....
Alexander George Karras (b. July 15, 1935) Karras went to the University of Iowa in his college years. He played Defensive Tackle, and helped Iowa in winning the Big 10 and making it to the Rose Bowl in 1956 after sacking the Ohio State quarterback on the last play from scrimmage, securing a 6-0 victory for the Hawkeyes. Karras and the Hawkeyes defeated the Oregon State Ducks in the 1957 Rose Bowl, 35-19. He was a First-Team All-American for the 1956 season.
The next year was even more successful for Karras. He went on to win the Outland Trophy for the Nations Best Lineman and come second in the Heisman voting, the best ever for a tackle. Once again, he was First-Team All-American in 1957. After this, he entered the annual National Football League Draft, getting picked in the First Round to play for the Detroit Lions.
In 1963 Karras and Green Bay Packers running back Paul Hornung were found to be gambling on games and after admitting that he did do it, Karras was suspended for the whole 1963 NFL Season. During his suspension, he went into the Professional Wrestling industry taking on wrestlers such as #### the Bruiser before being reinstated in the NFL.
He then retired in 1970 and went on to the Acting Business.
There's a #### lesson for all you guys know, so enjoy my return.
A response to LeBron, Cavs close out Nets in Game 6: Wow Lebron, you finally have closed out the series. The Nets weren't even that good in the series. Kidd, Jefferson, and Carter were all sucking up the place in the last 3 games, scoring only 30 some in the 4th in those 3 games and actually won one. Lebron, you got lucky that you didn't face a talented team like the Pistons. This series was about as entertaining as a movie with Ben Affleck and Jennifier Lopez. Speaking of the Pistons, let me preview the Eastern conference finals.
Position by position breakdown starting with the most important position, the PG.
Chauncey Billups (Det) vs. Eric Snow (Cle)- Let's see, would you have a PG that can put up clutch shots when needed or a PG that is only playing because their future PG isn't ready yet. Advantage-Det
Richard Hamilton (Det) vs. Larry Hughes (Cle)- This is probably the closest matchup in this series. Hughes used to be Areanas' swingman in Wsh, and now is LeBron James' swingman. Richard is like the Energizer Bunny, he keeps going and going. I don't know if Hughes can stay with Hamilton. Advantage-Det
Tayshaun Prince (Det) vs. LeBron James (Cle)- While most people would think this would easy for LeBron to get through, Tayshaun is a very good defender and can gets some good buckets on LeBron. LeBron will be too much for Tayshaun though. Advantage-Cle
Rasheed Wallace (Det) vs. Drew Gooden (Cle)- Sheed is having a decent playoffs, getting 14 and 8 boards, while Gooden has 12 and 10. These guys are too close to decide. Advantage-Push
Chris Webber (Det) vs. Zydrunas Illgauskas (Cle)- Webber hasn't done much in the playoffs while Illgauskas has done more then expected. Since Webber hasn't even played a lot I'll give the edge to Illgauskas. Advantage-Cle
Even though both have 2 advantages and 2 disadvantages, the more experienced team will come out on top.
I sit here watching sportscenter earlier today and they had their little section on NASCAR and I turned the TV off. Why did I turn the TV off, because Nascar is the ####est (insulting term, not actually ####) "sport" as they like to call themselves. Nascar is very boring, going round and round and round would make me rather watch paint dry. Sure you have your faces and they try to trash talk, but in the end it sounds like 2 guys from the south arguing who's mobile home is better. And then at the end they always have to climb up the fences like they're frickin spiderman.
Nascar needs no athletic ability, you could have an OL go in there and win the race because that is how simple Nascar is. You can try to explain the game to me all you want, but in the end I'll still think that Nascar is pretty #### and that it is only entertaining to people in the south.a
We as sports fans know that when the Super Bowl is played we don't have much to look forward to after it except for 1 thing: The draft. All you football juggernuts out there should know 2 things: 1) Your teams needs and 2) Where you draft. Some of these are exceptions, for example, a random Bucs or Browns fans. Since there is a coin flip, you don't know if you pick 3. or 4.; but you should still know what your team needs.
I know where my team drafts-2nd, and what they need- linemen, some linebackers. So I really know who they should take- take a look at my mock draft to find out.
No. Team Player School Report 1. Oakland Brady Quinn Notre Dame While most teams would be drooling over Jamarcus at this spot, I'm not. If the Raiders want someone to build around, go with Brady, he may not be able to win the big one, but at least he knows what he's doing. 2. Detroit Joe Thomas Wisconsin The Lions (like I said above) need help in one of the most important places in the game-the line. When you allow 63 sacks in a year, you need a lineman, but knowing Matt Millen, he'll take Calvin Johnson in this spot. *3. Cleveland Adrian Peterson Oklahoma Cleveland was terrible on offense-notably the running game- and a guy who probably would've won the heisman had he stay another year is the perfect choice. *4. Tampa Bay Calvin Johnson Georgia Tech The Buccaneers don't have a go-to reciever (their leading reciever last year was Joey Gallaway, then the backup running back Michael Pittman) and Johnson was amazing with a terrible QB. 5. Arizona Alan Branch Michigan It's a toss up here between Branch and Gaines Adams, but with Bertrand Berry not playing fully last year and Arizona's two DT's (Kendrick Clancy and Darnell Dockett) had a combined 3 sacks, while Chike Okeafor (Cards DE) had 9 alone. 6. Washington Gaines Adams Clemson The Skins had a terrible run-defense, and while I have Branch taken just before they pick, they have to take the next best DL in this class, which is Mr. Adams. 7. Minnesota Darrelle Revis Pittsburgh Although this may be a bit of a stretch, it wouldn't be a mistake. Minnesota was terrible on the Pass defense and a talented CB would be perfect to replace Cedric Griffin even if he was a rookie last year. 8. Houston Jamarcus Russel LSU Is regarded as the next Daunte Culpepper, but I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. I've heard trade rumors recently that David Carr could be moving and they'll need a QB anyways. 9. Miami Dwayne Jarret USC Miami's "go-to" reciever was supposed to be Chris Chambers, but had an off year. If he continues to do this, at least you have a young, skillful reciever in Jarret. 10. Atlanta Laron Landry LSU Atlanta was terrible on the offense in the passing game, but there are no good QB's to take and they have Matt Schuab. They were terrible on the pass on defense also, and Landry is the best bet. 11. San Francisco Jamal Anderson Arkansas SF was 26th last year on the pass, Anderson had 13 sacks last year... need I say more? 12. Buffalo Levi Brown Penn State Buffalo was terrible at both the run and pass on the offense last year, Brown is very moveable... he played both left and right tackle at Penn State in which he was an All-American.. twice. 13. St. Louis Patrick Willis Ole Miss Perfect fit for the Rams. They were 31st in the run last year, and Willis made 135 tackles. Also, he'll be close to Mississippi (they play in Missouri.) 14. Carolina Reggie Nelson Florida Both Carolina's safetys (Mike Minter and Shaun Williams) aren't getting any younger, and they need some new blood on this team. 15. Pittsburgh Leon Hall Michigan Hall was burned in his last two games vs. 2 other probable 1st round picks (Jarret and Ted Ginn Jr.), and although his stock has dropped... Pitt needs a DB and he is the best left on the board. 16. Green Bay Marshawn #### California Even though Ahman Green had over 1,000 yards last year, they weren't great on the rushing offense 23rd. Green was also injury prone, so you take #### in this spot. 17. Jacksonville Tedd Ginn Jr. Ohio State Ginn got injured after he scored the kickoff return for a TD in the National Championship Game and injuries always hurt draft stock. But, Jacksonville needs a reciever badly and Ted would be the perfect fit. 18. Cincinnatti Amobi Okoye Louiville Okoye is a very smart player, both on and off the field (was 16 when he went to college!) he was a monster last year but the Bengals may need him more for his character and less for his playing, even though he would be a good pick. 19. Tenessee Paul Posluszny Penn State Tenessee needs a guy who can stop the run, and Paul was tremendous last year at stopping the run. May not be the sexy pick, but it's the smart pick. 20. New York (Giants) Daymeion Hughes California New York was terrible at the pass last year, and Hughes had 8 picks, talk about a perfect matchup! 21. Denver LaMarr Woodley Michigan Denver wasn't the worst last year on defense, but they weren't the greatest either. They need a reciever, but there are no good ones now so go with Woodley. 22. Dallas Justin Blaylock Texas Dallas does need a lot protection up in the line even though they were 5th in the pass last year... and he is the best take right now. 23. Kansas City Dwayne Bowe LSU KC was terrible at the pass last year, mainly because they didn't have a guy that could catch the ball. Their best reciever was a TE, and that's sad. 24. New England (from Seattle) Lawrence Timmons Florida State While NE didn't have many flaws, they may need new blood at LB. Bruschi and Vrable are productive, but are over 30 years old. 25. New York (Jets) Rufus Alexander Oklahoma The Jets need a LB so it's either Alexander or Brandon Siler. I flipped a coin, it's Alexander. 26. Philadelphia Brandon Siler Florida Siler could challenge OLB Omar Gaither for his starting role. Needs a guy to stop the run. 27. New Orleans Michael Griffin Texas New Orleans was burned badly on big pass plays, and Griffin was able to tackle last year (111 tackles) and that's what the Saints need. 28. New England Buster Davis Florida State Davis was thought to be the best player on the FSU squad that had 4 1st round draft picks, and that's saying something. NE might not want to take 2 LB's with 2 first round picks, Davis would be a good choice. 29. Baltimore Sidney Rice South Carolina Who was Baltimore's top reciever last year? That's right, they need a WR and Rice is a good reciever. 30. San Diego Johnny Lee Higgins Jr. UTEP SD would have been drooling to get Rice right here, but unless they trade up they won't get him. Higgins Jr. is probably the best WR for a while, a major hole in SD. 31. Chicago Arron Sears Tennessee The Bears were the NFC Champions this year, so they don't have much needs, but they may want to bite on Sears right now. 32. Indianapolis H.B. Blades Pittsburgh Son of former football player, is a terrific athelete at Pitt and was their standout LB. Indy needs a LB to help them stop the run game wich we all know was the worst last year.
Super Bowl XLI (that's 41 for you dim-wits) is going to be a, close game. My 2 reasons for that thought is:
Adam Vinatieri is playing in the game, every Super Bowl he's been in was decided by 3 points.
The Steelers aren't in it, so the refs won't hand the game to a guy who they know that's going to retire after the game.
Now this is how the game will go down half-by-half.
1st half- Peyton Manning will throw for a 73 yard TD to Dallas Clark on the 3rd play of the game. But they'll try for 2 to get an edge but Brian Urlacher pulls a Bobby Bouche move and kicks Joseph Addai who'll fall down for a loss. The Bears first drive doesn't go as well, with Rex Grossman fumbling the ball and Rob Morris falls on it for Colts ball. Then the Colts drive all the way to the 2, but have to settle for a Adam Vinatieri FG. During commercial break, we see a very dull commercial dealing with international kids playing futbol. Then Jerome Bettis asks them what they are doing, with one of the kids telling him in German that they are playing futbol. The Bus tells them they are wrong, goes to Nike to get them pads and teaches them real football and then they go to McDonalds to celebrate. Uh, back to the game, while the Bears are in the huddle, a fan comes out streaking. But he has bad rolls, which the FCC mistakens for boobs, so they blur them out. The Bears kick a 46-yd FG to go in the half down 9-3. Halftime- While the teams talk it over in the lockerroom, Prince tries to dazzle the people, but they decide that he's not very good so they throw garbage at him. Eventually, they show us Beyonce, but they staple her dress up so we won't get the incident like we had at Super Bowl XXXVII (if I did the numerals right.) 2nd Half- On the kickoff, Devin Hester takes it all the way and helps the Bears take a 10-9 lead. Throughout the whole 3rd Quarter we don't see much more action, except for a missed FG by Gould. Fast-Forward to the 4th with roughly 2:00 to go. The Bears have the ball at the 20, hang on to the ball they have the win. So they hand it off to Thomas Jones, oh, he pulls a Jerome Bettis and fumbles it, but, you guessed it, Rex Grossman pulls a Ben Rothlesberger and tackles Bob Sanders at the 40. They get a first down, Manning to Wayne, then rundown the clock to :10 left and Vinatieri get's it blocked by Tank Johnson. And the Bears win Super Bowl XLI 10-9, with Devin Hester being the MVP, with 173 yards 1 TD on 3 returns.
I'm not one of those guys that knows a thing about scandals (Bonds, Duke,). I'm a simple minded guy, just here to talk about sports. I have suffered some pain, as I'm a Detroit fan. I have suffered the highs this past decade, Wings and Pistons winning their respectable championships , and the REALLY lows, Tigers of '03 and the Lions of basically forever. But the sky looks high for Detroit fans, with Tigers making the World Series this past year, but unfortunatley Rod Marinelli didn't give the season I was begging for. MSU is in their rebounding season, not being ranked or really upsetting anyone (except for Texas) but Drew Neitzel is a future NBA player and he'll remind people of Steve Nash, a guy who can score, but is better at the passing game. Michigan sucks! Go Green!