“Throwing Tomatoes” has officially been delayed a day each week due to College Football and the NFL starting up – but don’t fret, like Jell-O, there’s always room for tomatoes! Take the following examples, which headline this week’s batch:
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume XVI
Chad Ocho Cinco …for legally changing his name from Johnson to Ocho Cinco. It’s ridiculous. It’s silly – but it’s so Chad Johnson – I mean Ocho Cinco. Shawn Merriman …for playing injured. OK, it isn’t just an injury. It’s two torn knee ligaments (LCL and PCL). Give the guy the “Tough as Nails” award, but it’s a “buy one, get one free” gig. He also gets the “Dumb as Rocks” award too. Sorry Shawn, but get surgery so you don’t risk the rest of your career.
Jim Tressel and Ohio State …for leaving Beanie Wells in the Youngstown State game midway through the third quarter. It’s a known rule in college football. You take your stars out as soon as the game is well in hand. Take the Beanie Wells situation, for example. The Buckeyes led 33-0 midway through the third quarter, and instead of having Wells out of the game, he got hurt instead.
Jose Guillen …for having to be restrained from a heckling fan. There are hecklers everywhere, especially when alcohol is flowing in sports stadiums. Athletes are paid big bucks to tune those fans out. Even with the anger management issues that Guillen tends to let come out, he needs to be the better person and avoid it. Then again, playing for the Royals may be getting to him too.
Koby Clemens …for “misremembering” the law.
The Rocket’s kid has been arrested, along with two other minor
leaguers, after a disturbance late the other night in Salem, VA. Good
ol’ Koby – what a chip off the ol’ block, eh?
Ana Ivanovic …for making unfortunate tennis history. Usually, making history in sports is a good thing – but not for Ivanovic in this case, who lost to the 188th-ranked Julie Coin in the U.S. Open. On the bright side, it gives me the opportunity to provide a photo of Ivanovic to those that adore her – uh – tennis skills.
The C.C. Sabathia “One Hitter” …for being handled the way it has been. The biggest part about a no-hitter is not just the accomplishment, but the excitement and energy that gets generated immediately during and after it happens. Even if the MLB reverses the questionable call of a base hit against Sabathia, the accomplishment has been ruined – and for those counting opinions, I do think it was an error, not a hit.
Kansas City Chiefs …for cutting kicker Jay Feely after one day. How would you like to be hired and fired within 24 hours? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition
East Carolina – at #17 Virginia Tech after a 27-22 upset victory.
Tampa Bay Rays – at their critics – as entering September, they have the best record in baseball.
Jimmie Johnson – at the field after winning the race at Fontana over the weekend.
This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… presented a day late, but not a tomato short.
The 2008 Olympics are ongoing in Beijing, China. Over in the States, baseball is reaching the stretch run, preseason NFL is at its midway point, and college football is creeping up on us. With all that’s going in sports, there’s also an itch to throw tomatoes – but as you’ll soon see, that itch is taken to all kinds of levels this week.
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume XV
Chinese Gymnasts …for not being of age. OK, OK… so I don’t have any proof… but look at them. Does anyone really believe that they’re all 16-years old? I tried to call and inquire, but no one picked up - I think their babysitter may be hogging the phone. I kid… I kid. Spain Basketball …for their inappropriate team photo. There really isn’t much you can say here, other than the fact that the Spanish basketball team’s picture – which was supposed to be a local joke – was completely inappropriate and uncalled for. To keep from promoting it further, I’m not including the image.
Gymnastics Judges …for awarding a bronze medal to Cheng Fei, who fell on the vault. Listen, I get the whole “level of difficulty” concept. Even so, I don’t agree with a gymnast earning a medal after landing on her knees. Perhaps there was a little homecookin’ going on for Fei and the Chinese gymnasts? Either way, I feel for USA gymnast Alicia Sacramone, who finished fourth – adding yet another tough moment to her Olympic experience.
Swedish Wrestler Ara Abrahamian …for his lack of sportsmanship. Did anyone hear about this guy? He won a bronze medal, and followed that accomplishment by placing it on the ground.and leaving the medal ceremony in protest to the judge’s ruling. Wow, that’s sportsmanlike. There is such thing as a golden tomato - and this guy earned it. It’s the only gold he’s getting this year – and by the way, reports are saying that the IOC has stripped his bronze too. USC Football’s Jock Itch Outbreak …for being news. Aww nuts! USC football is dealing with a jock itch outbreak – and why do I feel like this story is just scratching the surface? Seriously though, this isn’t news. You know what would be news? The jock itch outbreak spreading to Notre Dame, and resulting in a spark to the Irish offense – now THAT would be a story. Until then, this story is best kept under wraps… or cups.
Kansas City Royals …for giving up back-to-back-to-back-to-back home runs to the Chicago White Sox. Yikes, it takes a unique skill to give up that many home runs in a row, and that’s exactly what the Kansas City pitching staff did. I wanted to talk to them about it after the game, but the players were going, going, gone.
Jacksonville Jaguars …for making the Dolphins look like a playoff contender. Yes, it’s preseason. Yes, the game doesn’t count. Yes, this is a Dolphins team with a lot of new faces. Still, the potential Super Bowl contending Jaguars team made Miami look great – including during the first half when a number of starters were in. For one day, Chad Pennington and the rest of the Dolphins had something to cheer about – for a change. Besides, how else could I incorporate this Dolphins cheerleader (see right)?!
Joe Gibbs Racing …for cheating. Per the story via Fox Sports: “The No. 18 and No. 20 Joe Gibbs racing teams in the Nationwide Series will likely face big penalties after efforts to alter the results of a chassis dyno test”. Sorry Joe, you can’t throw a challenge flag for this one.
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition
Michael Phelps – at the doubters and swimming competition. On a side note, props go out to Mark Spitz who was all class while Phelps swallowed up eight golds. Minnesota Twins (70-53) – at anyone that predicted the Indians or Tigers to cruise in the AL Central division.
Philadelphia 76ers – at the Eastern Conference after resigning Andre Iguodala to a six-year deal. If you ask me, Iguodala is an underrated talent in the NBA.
This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… where there’s always an itch to throw the red fruit.
The 2008 Olympics in Beijing have begun. The PGA Championship was delayed, but played. And that’s not all – it was a big weekend for sports. With that being said, there should be enough sports stories that warrant a tomato attack.
Where do you direct your tomatoes this week?
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume XIV
The French 4x100m Relay Swimming Team …for not backing their own trash talk. If you didn’t hear about it, here was the quote: “The Americans? We’re going to smash them. That’s what we came here for.” What a race it was – with Michael Phelps, Jason Lezak, and the team proving that the American swimmers simply won’t put up with that “crepe”. While the USA wears gold with their red, white, and blue – the French are simply wearing red.
USA National Anthem Playback in Beijing …for being incomplete and choppy. Did anyone else catch the first medal ceremony the other night for Michael Phelps? The National Anthem recording was choppy at first, and cut short at the end. I guess all their money was spent on the opening ceremony. China may need to get that fixed, considering that the Americans will be earning a bunch more gold medals before the end of the Olympics.
Argentina Basketball …for their opening game performance against Lithuania. Argentina and team leader Manu Ginobili, the 2004 gold medalists, were shocked by Lithuania in their opener in Beijing.
The Tragic Death of Todd Bachman in Beijing …for crushing a family, breaking the hearts of a team, and overall putting a damper on the 2008 Olympic games. My thoughts and prayers go out to the USA Volleyball team, former Olympian Elisabeth Bachman, U.S. men’s volleyball coach Mark McCutcheon, and family.
NBA Stars Talking Departure …for Europe.
The reports are out there. Both LeBron James and Kobe Bryant have
reportedly made statements that they would consider signing with a
European team. For $50 million a season, would you drop the NBA for
Europe?
Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Sergio Garcia, and Vijay Singh …for once again not taking advantage of a “Tiger-less” major. Another PGA major without Tiger Woods, and once again Padraig Harrington is the only one who takes advantage of his absence. Mickelson managed a top 10. Sergio was there ‘til the end. The rest of the big names were nowhere to be found. Perhaps they were in the Hooters tent with John Daly.
Manny Ramirez …for his most recent comments directed at Red Sox Nation. Have you heard the latest on Manny? He wants to sign with the Yankees during the offseason, just so that he can wreak havoc on the Red Sox. How do you think the Dodgers feel about that one? Wait, what was that sound? I think it may have been Hank Steinbrenner reaching for his checkbook.
Baseball’s Contenders …for how they’re performing on the road. Specifically, this batch of tomatoes is directed at the likes of the Cubs, Red Sox, Yankees, Rays, Twins, White Sox, Mets, Diamondbacks, and Dodgers, who are all under .500 on the road. With the playoffs creeping closer and closer, the home field advantage in the MLB playoffs is going to be bigger than ever this year. Only the Phillies and Angels have a better record on the road than at home this season.
Barry Bonds …for announcing live at a recent Giants game that he’s not retired. Barry… we knew that. Really, we did.
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition
Padraig Harrington – at the PGA field after firing back-to-back 66’s at Oakland Hills to win a second straight major.
Kyle Busch – at the field after winning over the weekend at Watkins Glen. That makes it eight victories for Busch this season.
The USA Basketball “Redeem Team” – at Yao Ming and China after an opening round 101-70 victory.
Jason Lezak – at French swimmers after an incredible finishing leg of the 4x100m men’s freestyle relay.
This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… where a few bushels are being shipped to Beijing – because the Olympics are just getting started.
This week’s piece is all about “statements”, ranging from a statement made by the NBA Finals MVP, to the reinstatement of a future NFL Hall of Famer. But enough chatter, let’s get to the “splatter”.
Where do you direct your tomatoes this week?
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume XIII
The Brett Favre Saga …for “taking the scenic route”. The latest news has Favre officially being reinstated by Goodell and the NFL, but what’s more significant is the fact that the Packers are now reportedly open to a QB competition. Brett asked for this weeks ago. C’mon Green Bay, we could’ve hit this resolution so much sooner.
Paul Pierce …for saying he’s the best basketball player in the world. Pierce’s comment came after he was asked if Kobe Bryant was the best in the world. There’s confident and then there’s cocky. To be honest, I don’t even think Pierce is the best player on his team - Kevin Garnett is.
Steve Smith …for brawling with teammate Ken Lucas in training camp.
Smith has been suspended for the first two games of the season. That’s
tough for a Carolina team that was looking to get off to a better start
this year. Carolina's finest will likely have less to cheer for when
the Panthers take on the Chargers in Week 1.
South Carolina Football …for allowing QB Stephen Garcia to return. It’s official, Garcia is back, even after three run-ins with the law since arriving at South Carolina. I guess Steve Spurrier and the Gamecocks have never heard of the whole “three strikes and you’re out” concept. Instead… three tomatoes it is!
Josh Howard …for being arrested on charges of speeding, reckless driving, and speed competition. When asked about these charges, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban replied, “What a drag”. OK, he never said that… I made that part up.
Pat White …for accusing West Virginia baseball coach Greg Van Zant of being “not too high” on black athletes. White did later apologize, so I’ll throw it softly – soft toss if you will.
Fernando Rodney …for his performance as Detroit’s closer. Rodney’s most recent blunder was giving up a “walk-off walk” to Tampa Bay in extra innings. It’s time for the Tigers to search for someone else to close games.
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition Chicago Cubs – at the NL Central after a four-game sweep of the Brewers and a five-game division lead.
Minnesota Twins – at the AL Central after moving into sole possession of first place.
Vijay Singh – at the field after squeaking out a one-shot victory in the Bridgestone Invitational.
Jason Bay – at those who felt he wouldn’t perform in a major market. So far, so good.
This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… where the red fruit makes a statement of its own.
It’s that time again my friends. The tomatoes are in place. Now if we’ll just have the deserving individuals in sports please stand up.
Ready… aim… fire!
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume XII
The NBA’s New OKC franchise …for filing six “not-so-OK” nicknames. Per a recent AP report: “The NBA has filed for trademark rights to six nicknames for the league’s new Oklahoma City franchise: Barons, Bison, Energy, Marshalls, Thunder, and Wind.
Why do I picture a team intro to “Earth, Wind, and Fire”? “Shining Star” perhaps? Boy, that one would really pump you up!
As for the nicknames, where do I start? We have Marshalls with ‘two L’s’, and that isn’t even the half of it. Heck, making fun of “Wind” alone would be a breeze.
Julio Castillo …for hitting a fan in the head (with a baseball) during a minor-league brawl. Minor league brawls… boy, you sure don’t hear about those very often. Still, they happen in baseball. That doesn’t make it right for excessive force, and even though brawls aren’t the best way to solve things, a player should never use a baseball as a weapon during a brawl. That’s exactly what Castillo did, throwing a ball at the opponent’s dugout, only to instead injure a fan in the process.
Nice aim Julio.. I guess now we know why you’re in the minors.
Pittsburgh Pirates …for not getting enough value in their recent deal with the Yankees. The talk for weeks was that the Pirates wanted “the farm” for Xavier Nady. By the time the deal arrived, Pittsburgh had not only dealt away Nady, but also Damaso Marte to the Yankees, while only getting four players in return, only two of which cracked Baseball America’s preseason top 10 list of Yankees prospects (Jose Tabata - #3 and Ross Ohlendorf - #9). Not surprisingly, there’s a mutiny against the Pirates after that deal.
ARRR! That’s not quite the booty Pittsburgh fans were likely expecting in return.
Steven Jackson …for missing the opening day of training camp Look at Jackson’s stat line for the Rams in 2007: 1,002 yards rushing, only two 100-yard rushing games, and out ¼ of the season with an injury. Jackson may be a special player, but those numbers are nothing special to me. I don’t think those numbers earn him the right to hold out. In my book, it only earns Jackson a tomato.
The WNBA’s Detroit Shock and Los Angeles Sparks …for their bench clearing brawl early last week. Wait, am I seriously throwing a tomato at a catfight again? I need more sleep.
Goodyear Tires at the Allstate 400 …for not being reliable. Yikes, it was a tough day for Goodyear. I heard Kyle Busch’s tire melted on the track, not in his hand.
Brett Favre …for not showing up at camp. All that talk about how he was going to show up at training camp, and Favre never made it. I sure hope he sent Ted Thompson a text message letting him know.
Green Bay Packers …for denying Favre the opportunity to compete for the starting job. Favre isn’t expecting to start. He just wants to compete for it. If Green Bay can’t land a first round pick for Brett, they may want to think about going back on that little promise – you know, the one where the Packers said Favre won’t compete for that job at all.
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition New York Yankees – at the rival Red Sox after taking the series at Fenway Park and getting back into the division race.
Colorado Rockies – at the NL West after not only winning nine of ten, but also getting back into the division race. Jimmie Johnson – at the NASCAR field after winning the Allstate 400.
This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… now don’t blow a tire trying to head to your nearest vegetable stand for ammunition.
This week’s tomatoes get delivered in four packs, in honor of #4 himself, Brett Favre. While the Favre saga is ongoing (and quite tomato-worthy), it certainly isn’t alone.
Where do you direct your tomatoes this week?
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume X
The “Brett Favre Saga” …for getting more confusing by the day. This whole thing is getting a little out of hand. First, we hear about the text to Ted Thompson. Then the request for reinstatement. Next, Green Bay declines Favre’s release request. We hear rumors of Favre being a backup, plus the chatter about a Packer fan rally. Heck, another six-pack of stories likely popped up in the time it took for me to write this sentence. Green Bay Packers …for thinking they can brush off a legend. Listen, I know everyone has a take on this one. We could all vote and it would likely be split right down the middle. Still, I have to say this… while I think Brett Favre could have handled the situation better, I still feel the Packers need to let him come back and be their QB. I understand what Green Bay is doing, but Favre single handedly helped revive this historical franchise, which was stuck in the dumps for years. This is how you repay him when he changes his mind and wants to come back for more?
The Packer Fans Rally … for not sounding the least bit impressive. The headlines all over the sports pages discuss a rally of Packer fans backing Favre and chanting for him to return to Green Bay. Yet, you read the story and it discusses a “crowd of over 100”. Really? That’s it? Does that mean the rest of you want Aaron Rodgers? REALLY?
Tampa Bay Rays …for hitting a major bump in the road right when everyone was jumping on the wagon. There are still a lot of games left. With that being said, it isn’t often that you see championship teams struggle for such a prolonged period of time. The losing streak is at seven games. This week’s All-Star game will be a much needed break for the Rays.
People Drinking the Angels Haterade …instead of recognizing how good this team is.
Is it me, or is no one talking about the Los Angeles Angels of
Anaheim? Maybe because the team name confuses them? Either way, the
Angels are tied with the Cubs for the best record in baseball heading
into the All-Star break. And get this, they open the second half at
home against the Red Sox. Time to ask T.O. for some popcorn.
Travis Henry …for testing positive for marijuana. Yep, you got it… it’s just another story about a talented athlete flushing his career right down the toilet after getting into trouble one time too many.
Martin Truex …for failing inspection at Daytona. As a result of the illegal car, Truex and his DEI team were penalized 150 points by NASCAR. That one will leave a mark… and so will this tomato.
Washington Wizards …for the mammoth deal they gave Gilbert Arenas.
Six years and 111 million for Arenas? Seriously? I know the guy can play, but he’s also been injured frequently enough in recent years that I think this is a bit much for “Agent Zero”.
Chicago Cubs …for wheeling and dealing to get Rich Harden. Listen, Harden is painfully talented… painful like the injuries he sustains on a yearly basis. Who else thinks he could suffer another setback before October arrives? Carlos Marmol as an NL All-Star Replacement …for Kerry Wood, who is injured. Are you kidding me? I can’t believe Marmol had the highest vote on the player ballot. There are so many other candidates that are more deserving. Cole Hamels and Chad Billingsley come to mind.
The Orioles on Sunday … and the fact that they just can’t win… again. Make that 14 consecutive losses on Sunday for the Birds. You guessed it, they’re gettin’ one until they can get into the win column.
The Brett Favre Saga…again …for frustrating me one more time. I can’t stop shaking my head at this Brett Favre story. I just had to stop and pause… and sling another tomato. That’s four this go-round for #4 and the tangled web he’s in with the Packers.
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition
New York Mets – at the NL East after winning nine straight heading into the All-Star break. Philadelphia 76ers – at the Clippers after signing Elton Brand. C.C. Sabathia – at the NL after getting his second win in as many starts as a Brewer. Ian Kinsler – at AL pitching after his hit streak was extended to 25 games.
This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… and please… no more texts of “2-MAY-2” sent to me. Is that you Brett?
It’s all about things being broken this week. Broken bones, broken hearts, and as painful as it sounds, even a testicular fracture. Before I become a broken record, let’s just get to the tomato throwin’…
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume IX
Seattle SuperSonics and its Ownership …for packing up and moving to Oklahoma City. It’s always tough to see a team move. I feel for the fans of Seattle… for a lot of reasons. The Mariners enter the season with hype and falter. The Sonics never quite got it done in the 90’s. Now they add a potential star in Kevin Durant, only to have their team pack up and leave for the nation’s heartland.
A-Rod’s Love Life …for finding a way to get all intertwined into the sports pages. If I wanted to read about A-Rod and something besides his game (baseball game that is), I would pick up a Cosmo or People, or maybe even turn on TMZ. The only splitting I want to hear about is his bat after a high-and-tight fastball. Unless soon-to-be ex Cynthia has some more vulgar shirts, perhaps directed at Madonna. Maybe A-Rod has one for Lenny Kravitz… such as: “If You Can’t Say No”, then don’t “Dig In” with an “American Woman”. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Chris Snyder …for not taking better care of the “family jewels”. Poor Chris Snyder. He’s on the DL. But wait, it gets worse. He’s out with a testicular fracture. A busted nut if you will. The irony is, Snyder was replaced on the Arizona roster by Robby Hammock. Get well soon Chris.
Michael Beasley …for getting injured minutes into the Heat’s opening camp practice. OK fine, so it’s a cracked bone. That still counts as being broken. I get that he can still play, but stemming off the drama that already existed with Pat Riley apparently not being crazy about the pick, now this happens to Beasley in his opening practice? Get ready for some drama on South Beach this year.
George Sherrill …for not trusting his fastball. Blowing a save hurts a closer… and a team. But how about blowing back-to-back games when your team has the lead, two outs, and two strikes in the 9th inning. That’s what Sherrill did last week. I believe both pitches were on hanging sliders too.
The Brett Favre Saga …for not going away. This tomato is not directed at Favre himself, but more so at the rumors and sources that desperately continue to resurrect stories on Favre making a triumphant return to “Cheeseland”. C’mon people, let’s figure this story out and put it to bed.
Aaron Rodgers …for ticking off some of the best fans in football. Aaron Rodgers has upset Green Bay fans already and he hasn’t even taken the field yet. To further explain, Rodgers was quoted as saying “I don’t need to sell myself to fans, they need to get on board now or keep their mouths shut”. I wonder if the Brett Favre rumor came out to try and “stir the pot” more, perhaps making some Green Bay fans long for their Hall of Fame QB to change his mind and return for one more year? Rodgers later apologized, but something tells me he’ll still hear some boos at Lambeau Field when the season starts.
The Colorado and Florida Pitching Staffs …for giving up 35 runs and 43 hits in one game OK, so I throw a tomato at the pitching staffs of the Marlins and Rockies for their Fourth of July slugfest that provided fans with plenty of offensive fireworks. It was like teeball out there. Still, how I wish I was one of the fans sitting in the seats at Coors Field on the night when Colorado walks off with a crazy 18-17 victory over the Marlins. Now that’s exciting!
Troy Tulowitzki …for injuring himself out of frustration. It’s just been one of those years for the Colorado shortstop. This time, he’s visiting the DL due to a cut on his hand (that required stitches). How’d he get it? Try by slamming his bat down, only to have it slice his hand open. That’s call for an extra-large tomato… and a little Neosporin too.
People Drinking Wimbledon “Haterade” …instead of watching the Finals this weekend. Tennis fan or not, if you missed this weekend’s Wimbledon finals, then you missed something special. Especially on the men’s side, where Rafael Nadal was able to knock off five-time Wimbledon champ Roger Federer in a match that lasted nearly five hours.
The Orioles on Sunday … and the fact that they just can’t win. Make that 13 consecutive losses for the Baltimore Orioles on Sundays. Yes, that’s 13. The O’s haven’t won on Sunday since the opening week of the season, with the latest setback being a difficult 11-10 loss to the Rangers at Camden Yards. Maybe the Baltimore faithful can give Adam “Pacman” Jones a call. I hear he can make it rain and he’s free on Sundays until the Fall. Oh wait, that’s… nevermind.
Tyson #### …for only qualifying for the 100m in the upcoming Olympics. #### suffered a severe cramp during the 200 meter Olympics Trials race, therefore knocking him out of the competition for a medal in Beijing. One of the fastest men on the planet, and because of a cramp, he won’t have a shot. Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition
Milwaukee Brewers – at the NL Central after reportedly trading for Cleveland ace C.C. Sabathia Kyle Busch – at the NASCAR field after winning his sixth race of the 2008 season.
This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… let the countdown begin until the next “Brett Favre to Return” rumor surfaces.
It isn’t quite the All-Star Break for baseball, yet most of the league’s teams are at or past the halfway point of this year’s grueling 162 game season. With that being said, there are certainly a number of teams and players that have already stood out in a negative way.
Yep, they’re askin’ for it. It’s a special edition of “Throwing Tomatoes”… nah, let’s call it a “special delivery”. So get your ammo ready, and let’s start slingin’…
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume VIII ** SPECIAL DELIVERY: Baseball’s Halfway Point
Colorado Rockies (32-50) Eight short months ago, this team was the NL’s representative in the World Series. What happened? A lot of things, including first half injuries to Tulowitzki and Holliday, struggles by staff ace Jeff Francis, and little progress from some of their promising young players. Oh, and Colorado’s pitching staff has a team ERA of 4.70. Only Texas and Pittsburgh are worse.
San Diego Padres (32-51) Injuries to Jake Peavy and Chris Young during the first half certainly didn’t help, but the lack of production by the offense (with exception to Adrian Gonzalez) has been the bigger issue.
Detroit Tigers (41-40) Sure, they’re above .500 and finally getting their act together, but it’s still been a rough first half for a Tigers team that entered 2008 with a boatload of lofty expectations. Offseason acquisition Miguel Cabrera (.279 average, 11 HR, 47 RBI) has been decent since joining the Tigers. Dontrelle Willis, on the other hand… let’s get back to him in a minute.
New York Mets (40-41) and Omar Minaya
Are the Mets suffering from a hangover after last season’s collapse?
That depends on who you ask. Still, this team has way too much talent
to be performing this poorly. Fortunately for Mets fans, the Phillies
are not running away with the East. By the way, Minaya and the front
office deserve a tomato for the way they handled the Willie Randolph
firing.
Cleveland Indians (37-45) One game from the World Series last season, the talented Indians now find themselves in the cellar of the AL Central division. Cleveland’s offense has been abysmal in the first half, batting .246 as a team. That’s good for 27th in the majors.
Seattle Mariners (31-50) After a promising 2007 campaign, the M’s thought they had the door open to the playoffs after acquiring Erik Bedard during the offseason. Instead, Seattle is by far the AL’s worst team. GM Bill Bavasi and manager John McLaren were first half casualties. Who’s next? Troy Tulowitzki (.157 average, 2 HR, 13 RBI) In 34 games this season, Tulowitzki is nowhere near the Mendoza line. That’s a far cry from his 2007 campaign, where he batted .291, with 24 homers and 99 RBI’s.
Barry Zito (3-11, 5.91 ERA) This is not exactly what the Giants were looking for when they signed Barry “The Green Giant” Zito to a monster deal before the 2007 season. What happens if Barry loses 20 games? Shawn Chacon (2-3, 5.04 ERA, and 1 violent act) Chacon didn’t perform well, but more notable was the outburst in which he snapped and threw Houston GM Ed Wade to the ground. Chacon has since been cut by the Astros, and don’t be shocked if he never pitches in the majors again. Francisco Liriano (0-3, 11.32 ERA) With Santana departing, the Twins were depending on Liriano to return to his 2006 form (12-3, 2.16 ERA) after being out for the entire 2007 campaign. Instead, Liriano struggled and was shipped back to AAA. The Twins persevered and have played well anyway.
Eric Gagne (1-2, 6.98 ERA, five blown saves) If you’re like me, you thought the Brewers were crazy to sign Gagne to a ten million, one-year deal, especially after watching him struggle with Boston last year. Salomon Torres has pitched so well in the closer’s role, Milwaukee would be equally as crazy to make a change now that Gagne’s back.
Ryan Howard (.216 average, 113 K’s) While his twenty homers are only three behind the major league lead, Howard has struggled throughout the year. In fact, he’s on pace to eclipse last year’s horrific 199 strikeout total.
Erik Bedard (4-4, 3.79 ERA) Bedard hasn’t exactly been what the Mariners have hoped for this season. Then again, he certainly isn’t the only one to blame for Seattle’s woes either.
Phil Hughes (0-4, 9.00 ERA) and Ian Kennedy (0-3, 7.41 ERA) These were the two young talents that were supposed to help anchor the Yankees’ rotation, while adding youth to an older roster. Neither has panned out at this point. Bronson Arroyo (4-7, 6.19 ERA) After two solid seasons in Cincinnati, Arroyo has struggled during the first half of 2008. Most notable was Bronson’s one inning, ten run disaster against Toronto about a week ago. Homer Bailey (0-3, 8.76 ERA) I’ve always thought it was a bit of a jinx to be a pitcher named “Homer”. Still, one of the game’s most highly touted prospects continues to underachieve in Cincinnati. Dontrelle Willis (0-1, 10.32 ERA, demotion to High-A Lakeland) Willis has been a disaster since joining the Tigers during the offseason. To say Dontrelle (21 walks, 5 K’s) was wild before his demotion to Single A would be the understatement of the year. What’s higher, his leg kick or his ERA?!
Near Misses (Honorable Mentions) Felix Pie, Victor Martinez, Eric Byrnes, Bill Hall, Richie Sexson, Jim Thome, Robinson Cano, Steve Trachsel, Brad Penny, Tom Gorzelanny, Joe Blanton, Pedro Martinez, and Matt Morris.
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition
Asdrubal Cabrera – at the Toronto Blue Jays during his unassisted triple play on May 13th Jered Weaver – at Mike Scioscia for removing him while having a no-hitter intact Carlos Delgado – at the New York Yankees after having 9 RBI’s on June 28th Mark Teixeira – at the Seattle Mariners after hitting three HR’s on June 22nd
If you get a chance, check out this post’s counterpart, “Gold Stars: Baseball’s Halfway Point”. This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… now don’t forget to wear red this Independence Day.
That’s right friends, it’s time to hurl some more tomatoes. Don’t worry, this batch is safe. While I go and unwrap a package of these magical red fruits, let me start by preparing to send some in the direction of a particular sports icon, who also has a part-time gig as a rapper. C’mon, you know who I’m talking about…
Let’s get this thing started… where do you direct your tomatoes this week?
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume VII Top of the Vine This Week: Shaquille O’Neal …for giving the media something to chew up and spit out for a month. Per O’Neal during a freestyle rap in a night club the other night, “You know how I be, last week Kobe couldn’t do without me”.
What would have been more fitting to say? This…”You know how I be, recent months the Suns couldn’t win with me. You know my game’s overripe, I choose to rap instead of work from the charity stripe”. Hey, give me a break, I was just freestylin’.
All in all, I shouldn’t complain. This performance was a ton better than any of his movies.
Los Angeles Lakers …for draining the life out of what was an NBA Finals filled with “mega-hype”. It was the Lakers and Celtics in the NBA Finals for the first time in over two decades. It was supposed to be a great series. It was supposed to live up to the hype. It flat out didn’t. Kudos to the C’s though, as they were clearly the better team this time around.
Coco Crisp …for not just charging the mound against James Shields and the Rays days ago, but recently thinking his suspension should be reduced to less than seven games. Rays manager Joe Maddon probably deserves a tomato here too. Still, Crisp should have known Tampa was going to throw at him. He should have kept his cool and not charged the mound. Honestly, I also have to give him a gold star for his dodging of the original punch by James Shields. That was a “Mike Tyson’s Punch Out” type of dodging maneuver right there. I bet the ensuing dogpile didn’t feel too great though.
Pacman Jones …for thinking that changing his name will officially change his image. Sorry Pacman (or Adam is it?), I guess I should think about giving you a “gold star” for trying. Still, I just can’t do it. Leave your name alone, just change yourself. Maybe I’m the kind of guy that needs to see results first.
Johan Santana …for giving up a grand slam to an AL pitcher. That’s right, Felix Hernandez hit a granny off of Santana, the first time an AL pitcher had done so in nearly four decades. What’s the phrase I’m looking for? I believe it’s “even a blind squirrel finds a nut some day”. Sorry King Felix… but hey, take care of that ankle. Baseball Players Using Viagra …as a performance enhancer. I saw this report a few weeks ago via Fox Sports. Still, this story has more than four hours of lasting time (sorry, couldn’t resist that one). Therefore, I had to mention it here. Hmm, I guess the players are going to need larger cups…
The Big Brown Saga …for not disappearing. First off, this was the most disappointing Triple Crown race in years if you ask me. Now, a report on ESPN is stating that a freelance photographer submitted closeups of a loose shoe on Big Brown’s right hind hoof. However, don’t go and try and question the photographer’s “cred”, as Rick Dutrow apparently confirmed this. Still, the Big Brown story is done. Let’s move on to the next horse that will only win the first two legs of the Triple Crown.
Tiger Woods …for making the wrong decision regarding the U.S. Open. I know Tiger is competitive. I know how much he loves to play… and more so, how much he loves to win. I know he wants Jack’s record. I know he wanted that U.S. Open. Still, he’s no superhero, even if he managed to win at Torrey Pines, while basically playing on one leg. Think of it this way, if he sacrifices the U.S. Open to heal more, he then has the British, PGA, and Ryder Cup. That’s more opportunities for big victories. Bad move Tiger.
Don Imus …for being Don Imus. Yes, a race related comment happened again, this time involving Pacman Jones (wait, wait, I remember… Adam Jones). Seriously, this guy should just write up an excuse and apology before every show. Face it “Donny Boy”, you’re under a microscope and will be for life. Get used to it.
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition
Rocco Mediate – at Johnny Miller for making those ridiculous comments during the U.S. Open Chicago Cubs – at their south side neighbors, who they recently swept out of Chi-town Baltimore Orioles – at their critics who said they would be lucky to win 50 games. Kobe Bryant – at those who said he would never get back to the Finals again without Shaq
This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… but don’t worry, these weren’t laced with salmonella.
Never out of season, it’s time to break out the tomatoes once again, and direct them at the individuals throughout sports that deserve them the most. Alongside “Throwing Tomatoes” this week, I present you with “Gold Stars”, which will act as the red fruit’s positive counterpart.
I don’t know about you, but every now and then in grade school, I would have a teacher that would give you a gold star on your homework, along with a “Great job”, or a “Well done” to go along with it. From what I hear, that was fairly common, and I bring that concept to sports.
This edition of each features all but the NFL Draft, which will get its own separate post (coming soon).
Where do you direct your tomatoes and gold stars this week?
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume VI plus Gold Stars – Volume I
MLB Arizona Diamondbacks …for not just having the great pitching… but hitting too. Hey, watch out baseball world, the Diamondbacks aren’t just pitching well with the likes of Brandon Webb, Dan Haren, and company. Their young bats are hitting too… and hitting a lot. The D’Backs own the best record in baseball, and show no signs of slowing down.
Barry Zito … for pocketing so much of San Francisco’s cash, yet not delivering in return. Wow, where do you rank Barry Zito among the biggest free agent busts in baseball history? My goodness, if I’m a Giants fan, I’m thanking the baseball gods for at least giving the city of San Francisco a pitcher like Tim Lincecum to help them forget about Barry (no, not that Barry). NBA Philadelphia 76ers …for giving the Pistons fits thus far in the first round. How many of you can honestly say that you thought Detroit would have this much trouble with the Sixers? Give Mo Cheeks and Philly credit. They’re playing hard… and playing well, even after faltering in the second half during Game 4 this weekend. The series is tied at two games apiece.
Phoenix Suns …after backup themselves up into an NBA Playoffs corner. Sure, the Suns spanked the Spurs in Game 4, but a 3-1 first round deficit is not what Phoenix had in mind this postseason. Not with Shaq in town. I would be shocked to see the defending champion Spurs lose this lead. You should be too.
NFL Washington Redskins …for finally changing their team philosophy regarding the NFL Draft. How did I think the ‘Skins did in the draft? I’ll share that in my next post. Instead, my gold star goes to Washington for changing their philosophy and actually keeping draft picks this time around.
Cincinnati Bengals …for being a stubborn joke of a franchise this offseason. The Chad Johnson story is ridiculous. OK, Johnson isn’t perfect, but he said he wants to be traded. The Bengals desperately need new fresh faces to come in. The Redskins offer what could end up being two first round picks, and Cincy doesn’t take it? Are you kidding me? Hey Cincy, don’t you realize Randy Moss was dealt for a fourth round pick?
NHL Dallas Stars …for continuing their playoff push with a 2-0 series lead over #2 seed San Jose. How fitting it is to give the Dallas Stars a gold star. Still, after ousting the Stanley Cup champs in round one, the Stars haven’t skipped a beat , and have now taken the first two games over the Sharks on the road.
Caps/Flyers Calls and Mishaps …after a few iffy calls and missed opportunities in the Washington/Philadelphia Game 7 Not to discredit the Flyers and how well they played in their series against Washngton, but how frustrated are those running the NHL right now? They were that close to having a dream matchup of Crosby and the Penguins vs. Ovechkin and the Capitals. Still, what looked like a few iffy calls here and there, combined with some missed opportunities by the Capitals, instead you have Philly advancing to play Montreal. Oh well NHL… maybe another year.
College Basketball Tyler Hansbrough …for choosing to come back for his senior year. How many players in the college ranks say they’re coming back for another year, only to later change their mind and go pro? Prior to March Madness, Hansbrough stated that he planned to come back if North Carolina didn’t win a championship. The Heels didn’t win, and Tyler kept his word. I applaud him for doing so, and I think one more year in college should help him prep more for the pros too.
Danny Green …on the other hand, will be testing the NBA waters. Sticking with North Carolina, sixth man Danny Green will declare for the NBA draft, but not hire an agent. Therefore, he could return. OK, I get it with Ellington and Lawson doing the same, but Green? No offense Danny, you can play ball, but you should stick in college longer.
Miscellaneous Danica Patrick …for becoming the first female to win an IndyCar race. I admit it, I was starting to think Danica was going to become one of those stories, where a ton of hype is tossed out, but no victories ever arrive. She proved me wrong and was able to make it happen recently. What a story it was, and what an emotional moment for Patrick, her family, her team, and her fans. Bravo Danica, that’s a gold star for you.
Michelle Wie …for not living up to the hype, and feeling additional pressure from Danica. You think Wie is feeling any any additional pressure now? I don’t care if she plays a completely different sport. Michelle Wie tried to compete with the men in golf, and didn’t come close. She hasn’t been able to compete with her own gender either. Now, the pressure is really on.
Camden (A tomato/gold star combo) I throw a tomato at the unfairness of life, but give a gold star to a great pet. For those of you who are pet lovers out there, you’ll understand. Camden (yes, he’s named after Oriole Park at Camden Yards – so this is partially sports related), my one-year old cat, died unexpectedly a few weeks ago at the age of one. He apparently had an underlying heart condition that was undetectable. He will be sorely missed by me, and by everyone that came into contact with him. R.I.P. little man…
Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition Detroit Red Wings – at the Colorado Avalance, so much for that heated and tight rivalry. Atlanta Hawks – at the Boston Celtics, who many thought would easily sweep the #8 seed Tampa Bay Rays – at Boston, after sweeping the reeling Red Sox over the weekend.
This has been a special two-pack of “Throwing Tomatoes” and the all new “Gold Stars”. Please see my other post, featuring the NFL Draft breakdown, with a “Gold Stars” spin... coming soon.
Never out of season, it’s time to break out the tomatoes once again, and direct them at the individuals in sports that deserve them the most. As always, there certainly isn’t a shortage of suitors in my eyes.
Where do you direct your tomatoes this week? Here’s where I feel mine are most deserving:
Throwing Tomatoes – Volume V
NFL McFadden “Haterade” Drinkers …can you say “Adrian Peterson Part Two”? Reports exist that Darren McFadden ran a 4.33 40-time during the NFL combine. Anyone want to consider letting him drop in the draft now? I get why the Dolphins don’t want to take a running back. They have Ronnie Brown and a boatload of other needs. Therefore, if I’m Miami, I trade out of the number one slot and get multiple picks to build the franchise back up. The team dealing with Miami can take McFadden #1. Chicago Bears …for their recent signings. Let me get this straight, one complaint after another about how the Bears need a quarterback, yet they resign both Kyle Orton and Rex Grossman? Is anyone else confused?
Matt Ryan’s Draft Position … and where he falls. Honestly, he seems like a solid enough player, but I just don’t see Matt Ryan as a number one pick. I don’t. I’m no draft expert by any means, but if you ask me, I don’t see one single elite QB in this year’s draft.
College Basketball
Duke Blue Devils …and exactly how good are they? Recent back-to-back losses to Miami and Wake Forest leave us questioning how good these Devils really are. Is this a Duke team destined for another early exit during March Madness? Only time will tell.
MLB
Tampa Bay Rays …for even having internal discussions about signing Barry Bonds. Let your young talented core gel, while also getting some significant time on the field.
Jeff Borris (Agent for Barry Bonds) … for making a comment that “Japan certainly is an option” for Barry to play next season. If so, I think Godzilla may have some competition, considering how big Barry is.
Boston Red Sox … for signing Bartolo Colon to a minor-league deal. I understand the fact that he is a low risk / high reward signing. What I don’t get is why the Red Sox keep blocking players like Jon Lester and Clay Buchholz from pitching in the majors. If you aren
are paid big bucks to tune those fans out. Even with the anger management issues that Guillen tends to let come out, he needs to be the better person and avoid it. Then again, playing for the Royals may be getting to him too.
closer, the home field advantage in the MLB playoffs is going to be bigger than ever this year. Only the Phillies and Angels have a better record on the road than at home this season. 
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will be a much needed break for the Rays.
one will leave a mark… and so will this tomato.
The Mariners enter the season with hype and falter. The Sonics never quite got it done in the 90’s. Now they add a potential star in Kevin Durant, only to have their team pack up and leave for the nation’s heartland.
