Many great things in the world come in six-pack form – why not upset picks in college football? Because of that and more, KP is sitting a six-pack of his favorite “upset brew” in front of himself every Saturday going forward. For every game he gets right, he cracks one open – OK, so he might do so anyway, but let’s keep that one on the down low.

Here’s his 12-pack of games for Week Seven – a skunky six-pack that he’s avoiding and the six-pack of “Upset Brew” that he’s promoting. Only time will tell as to whether you think he’s nuts, or we’re both drinkin’ the same Kool-Aid. Either way, bottoms up! * **


The Skunky Six – Not touchin’ ‘em with a ten-foot pole

Oklahoma –7 vs. Texas
Sam Bradford has been off the charts, and I see him slicing and dicing Texas and their 98th ranked pass defense.

North Carolina –7.5 vs. Notre Dame
KP has the Domers hanging in there throughout, but he likes Carolina’s weapons too much to pick against them – especially the all-purpose dynamo Brandon Tate.

East Carolina –6 at Virginia
I’m not falling for Virginia’s 31-0 shutout win over Maryland. The Terps are bipolar, beating ranked teams over back-to-back weeks, while falling to Middle Tennessee State and the Cavs.

South Carolina –1.5 at Kentucky
Spurrier’s offense hasn’t impressed me – though his defense has. The ‘Cats gave ‘Bama a battle, and I picture a 9-6 yawner in this game – maybe even 3-2 with a walk-off homer.

Auburn –18.5 vs. Arkansas
I know everyone is trashing the Tigers for their lackluster offense, but let’s remember this is an Arkansas team that nearly lost to Western Illinois and ULM.

Missouri –14 vs. Oklahoma State
I know the Zou’s defense has struggled at times, and the Cowboys have played well under the man who was 40 last year. Still, this is Chase Daniel, Heisman candidate – at home.

Upset Brew – Six potential upsets for Week Seven

Wake Forest –3 vs. Clemson
Both teams had bye weeks, giving each time to lick their wounds after tough losses (Clemson to Maryland and Wake to Navy). The Tigers, while again underachieving under Coach Bowden, present a number of offensive headaches for the Demon Deacons. Clemson blew out Wake last year 44-10, and this year’s team will prevail again – in a nail biter and a minor upset.

Michigan State –2.5 at Northwestern
There’s one thing we know about the Spartans – they live and die by the offense generated by RB Javon Ringer. Ringer will get his usual heavy workload, but Northwestern’s rush defense has been better than respectable – 35th in the nation to be exact. The ‘Cats will throw everything including the kitchen sink at Ringer and the Spartans running game, and coupled with C.J. Bacher and Tyrell Sutton on offense, I see Northwestern knocking off a Michigan State team that always seems to fold midseason onward.

Kansas –14 vs. Colorado
It took everything Kansas had to make a second half charge to beat Iowa State last week. This week, the Jayhawks face a Colorado team that is desperately seeking a bounce back game after losing the last two weeks to Florida State and Texas. The Buffs have given a better Kansas team a tight battle the last two seasons, and this year, Cody Hawkins and the boys break through in a shocker.

Miami –17 vs. Central Florida
Last week, the Hurricanes were ranked 106th in total offense, which is abysmal, even after facing better teams like Florida, North Carolina, and Florida State. Robert Marve and this young Miami team needs more time to grow within the system. George O’Leary and the Knights are no slouch – they gave South Florida all they could handle in an OT thriller. UCF and their talented secondary give Marve headaches all day long – in an upset win.

Iowa –6 at Indiana
Iowa may sport the 19th ranked rush defense in the nation, but they haven’t faced a versatile weapon like Indiana’s Kellen Lewis. The Hoosiers QB can run and throw, and should present a variety of headaches for the Hawkeyes. Iowa hasn’t won more than seven games since 2004, including losing back-to-back seasons to Indiana. Make that three.

Florida –6 vs. LSU
While KP feels for his Gator friends regarding this pick – and expects a smack down, it’s the headliner that had to be taken. Some may call it a tossup, but the Gators are favored by nearly a touchdown while playing at home in the Swamp. Percy Harvin may or may not play due to injury, and Tebow hasn’t quite been his lights out self this season. Somehow, some way, Les Miles manages to find ways to win, with ballsy fourth down calls (including 5 for 5 last year against the Gators), and so on. Urban has lost once at home already this year, and this weekend makes two.

To recap, this week’s Upset Brew Six-Pack:
Clemson, Northwestern, Colorado, Central Florida, Indiana, and LSU

Pick a six-pack yourself – winner gets props next week.

Until next week, have a cold one on KP.

* Stats from Week 6
** Spreads taken from USA Today website

Take a deep breath… the wait is finally over. Football is here!

Every season, each team earns a clean slate, and 2008 will be no different. However, whether a team likes it or not, everyone earns a reputation and a theme even before the season begins. With that being said, I’ve pieced together a series of conference previews, with a unique twist.

Call this one a SEC preview set to music – featuring all twelve teams presented in the order of standing at the end of the 2007 season – and the theme song they should be playing in the locker room this week.


SEC EAST PREVIEW

Tennessee Volunteers
“Rock Steady” – No Doubt

“Steady now, stop rocking it… it’s a delicate environment.”
Erik Ainge may be gone to the NFL, but the Volunteers will be just fine on offense, as there are a handful of veterans present, including Arian Foster, Lucas Taylor, and Josh Briscoe. Therefore, the Tennessee offense should be “rock steady” for QB Jonathan Crompton – or “rocky top steady” if you will. It’s the Tennessee defense that will have to step it up, especially after losing talented players such as Jerrod Mayo and Jonathan Hefney. Another New Year’s Day bowl is certainly not out of the question for the Volunteers.

Top Returner: RB Arian Foster (1,193 yds rushing and 12 TD’s in ‘07)

Georgia Bulldogs
“Great Expectations” – Styx

“Everybody will be watching just to see what can you do. They’ll be waiting, anticipating for the genius to come through.”
Before you say it, yes “Who Let The Dogs Out” was the logical choice, but I thought I would go in another direction. I’ll be honest, if I were to rank a team by talent, I would put Georgia at the top of the list – and I’m certainly not alone there. The question remains, can Georgia live up to these “great expectations”? The schedule isn’t exactly easy, with a road trip to Arizona State being added in the mix with an already brutal SEC schedule that features LSU and Florida in back-to-back weeks. Still, as we all know, one loss can still get you into the title game – heck, even two.

Top Returner: RB Knowshon Moreno (1,334 yds and 14 TD’s in ‘07)

Florida Gators
“Torn” – Toad The Wet Sprocket

“I feel nothing besides this pain… please don’t watch me.”
Yes, the Gators are loaded with talent – again. Yet, that isn’t the story in Gainesville entering the 2008 season. Instead, it’s the injuries – specifically the five torn ACL’s that Florida players have sustained. Among the injured include starting TE Cornelius Ingram and starting safety Dorian Munroe, who are both out for the year. Overall, the Gators only lost 11 lettermen, while also having another solid recruiting class (#12 in 2008 according to Scout.com). While health has been an issue, depth likely won’t be. So does anyone know when Gatorade Ligament is going to be released? Something tells me it will taste the same as all the others.

Top Returner: QB Tim Tebow (3,286 yds passing, 895 yds rushing, 55 total TD’s in ‘07)

Kentucky Wildcats
“Down In A Hole” – Alice in Chains

“I’d like to fly but my wings have been so denied.”
On paper, it looks like this season will be a drop-off for the Wildcats, especially on offense, where only four starters return. Gone are most of the offensive weapons, from almost the entire receiving corps, to Rafael Little, to star QB Andre Woodson. The defense returns eight starters, but in the tough SEC Conference, it may be too much of a hole for Kentucky in 2008.

Top Returner: DE Jeremy Jarmon (62 tackles and 9 sacks in ‘07)

South Carolina Gamecocks
“Double Vision” – Foreigner

“I get my double vision, oh, seeing double double…”
This season in South Carolina, there isn’t just one Spurrier calling plays, but two, as Steve Spurrier Jr. is also in the mix. The report during the opener against N.C. State was that Spurrier Jr. is calling the plays, but the “Ol’ Ball Coach” himself has the right to override any call at any time. Don’t worry my friends, you aren’t seeing double on the sidelines. Still, the question remains… how will this change affect South Carolina throughout the season? The QB position features a trio of options, and this team could easily go in either direction as the season progresses.

Top Returner: WR Kenny McKinley (77 rec, 968 yds, and 9 TD’s in ‘07)

Vanderbilt Commodores
“Gone” – Pearl Jam

“Gonna leave ‘em all behind me cause this time I’m gone… long gone.”
Coming off a 5-7 season, the Commodores return only nine starters, including only three on offense. The rest of the starters are long gone. It’s been over 25 years now since Vandy has been to a bowl game, and it looks like the Commodores will be waiting for at least one more year.

Top Returner: CB DJ Moore (83 tackles and 6 INT’s in ‘07)


SEC WEST PREVIEW

LSU Tigers
“We Are The Champions” – Queen

“We are the champions – my friends. And we’ll keep on fighting – ‘til the end.”
Entering this season, Les Miles and the Tigers earn the right to say they are the champions. As 2008 approaches, there is enough talent still present to give it another go. Still, 24 lettermen have moved on and only 12 starters return on this year’s LSU squad. A midseason three week stretch at Florida, at South Carolina, and home vs. Georgia won’t be easy either. With that being said, LSU’s talent is going to cause all kinds of headaches for the rest of the SEC.

Top Returner: DE Kirston Pittman (68 tackles and 8 sacks in ‘07)

Auburn Tigers
“What You Are” – Dave Matthews Band

“What you’ve become, just as I have… are you and I so alike?”
Over the last few seasons, it seems like Auburn struggles against the weaker teams, while excelling against the top teams. Coming off a 9-4 season, the Tigers return 16 starters, and have enough talent to take the SEC – if they can keep their focus across the entire season. In addition, Auburn’s toughest road foes are West Virginia and Alabama, as they host Georgia, Tennessee, and LSU.

Top Returner: DE Antonio Coleman (38 tackles, 8.5 sacks, and 9.5 tackles for a loss in ‘07)

Arkansas Razorbacks
“Crash Burn” – Blues Traveler

“I’m gonna watch you… gonna watch you fall like a tower of cards.”
Bobby Petrino left the Atlanta Falcons and has come to Fayetteville to run the Arkansas program. While Petrino has had success in the college ranks (at Louisville), there are going to be some growing pains in the early going – and for a number of reasons. First off, Petrino and Co. bring an entirely different offense to Arkansas, 25 lettermen have been lost, and only 11 starters return. Most importantly, nearly 3,000 yards of rushing offense is gone to the NFL, as Darren McFadden and Felix Jones have departed. In a tough SEC conference, it likely will be a difficult year for Petrino and the Razorbacks.

Top Returner: C Jonathan Luigs

Mississippi State Bulldogs
“Hey Bulldog” – The Beatles

“Some kind of innocence is measured out in years.”
Mississippi State was a team that crept under the radar in 2007. When they lost to the SEC powers, they were blown out – yet they still managed eight wins, including victories over Auburn and Alabama. Head Coach Sylvester Croom also nearly doubled his win total from the previous three seasons combined. With 14 starters returning in 2008, the question remains as “Hey Bulldog”, who are you going to be this year? Likely not an SEC title contender, but a second straight bowl appearance is certainly not out of the question.

Top Returner: FS Derek Pegues (50 tackles and 5 INT’s in ‘07)

Alabama Crimson Tide
“Dream On” – Aerosmith

“Every time I look in the mirror, all these lines on my face getting clearer – the past is gone.”
Nick Saban certainly has Alabama moving in the right direction, especially after taking the #1 recruiting class according to Scout.com for 2008. Still, as we know, that class will have a more significant impact down the road. For this season, the Crimson Tide will be a solid team, but title hopes are just a dream for now, especially with the road schedule that Alabama has on its plate – including Clemson (on opening weekend), Tennessee, LSU, and Georgia.

Top Returner: FS Rashad Johnson (94 tackles and 6 INT’s in ‘07)

Mississippi Rebels
“Houston” – R.E.M.

“So a man’s put to task and challenges…”
Houston Nutt takes over the Ole Miss program that once featured Ed Orgeron, who was responsible for recruiting a large amount of Pete Carroll’s former talent at USC. At Ole Miss, Orgeron was able to bring in some talent, yet unable to lead the Rebels to a bowl appearance. Nutt, who’s had plenty of success at Arkansas, could be just what this team needs to get back on track. A bowl appearance will be tough in 2008, especially with road opponents that include Wake Forest, Florida, Alabama, and LSU.

Top Returner: DE Greg Hardy (64 tackles and 10 sacks in ‘07)

First-team All-Americans, Heisman award watch candidates… all rubbish. Borrrrring. Let’s instead focus on the elite college football players that are doing their best to flush their futures right down the toilet. That’s right football fans, more and more, we keep seeing talented players getting into the news for all the wrong reasons… so much in fact that one could easily form up a starting roster that could compete with the team that played on “The Longest Yard”. Honestly, it’s sad how often this is happening in college sports today. It really is.

Recently, reports of misconduct in college football keep pouring in, practically on a daily basis. Heck, the SEC alone can give us a starting lineup chock-full of college football delinquents.

With that being said, I give you the “SEC All-Penal Team”…

2008 SEC All-Penal Team

Quarterback

Starter: Ryan Perrilloux – LSU

Offense: Used brother’s ID to get into casino, plus a federal investigation in which he’s a person of interest in a counterfeit ring, nevermind his latest undisclosed transgression.

Backup: Stephen Garcia – South Carolina

Offense: Keying a professor’s car, as well as failing to obey orders of an officer of the law.

3rd Stringer: Jared Foster – Ole Miss

Offense: Transfer quarterback whose previous rap sheet include alcohol possession by a minor, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, while in high school. Those charges were dropped if he agreed to assist with a steroid investigation, as well as stay clean. He was later charged with selling steroids, and has since been kicked off the team.

Did Roger Clemens deny knowing him too?

Running Back

Starter: Brandon James – Florida

Offense: Possession of a controlled substance (less than 20 grams of cannibis)

Backup: Arian Foster – Tennessee

Offense: Disorderly conduct and underage alcohol consumption

Fullback

Starter: Fred Munzenmaier – Georgia

Offense: Underage possession of alcohol and walking in a roadway

Backup: David Holbert – Tennessee

Offense: Underage consumption of alcohol and disorderly conduct

Wide Receiver

Starter: Dion Lecorn – South Carolina

Offense: Marijuana possession

Starter: Ahmad Paige – Tennessee

Offense: Misdemeanor for marijuana possession (a freshman offensive lineman – William Brimfield – and a high school student in town for a recruiting trip, were both present in the car during the act)

I heard the recruit also gave his verbal to the officer that night. Apparently, they also have to get their recruits stoned, in order to sign them?!

Backup: Gerald Jones – Tennessee

Offense: Misdemeanor for marijuana possession

Offensive Lineman

Starter: Ronnie Wilson – Florida

Offense: Firing a semi-automatic rifle in the air during a dispute that began at a nightclub. Eventually charged with aggravated assault, battery, and display of a concealed weapon

Starter: Anthony Parker – Tennessee

Offense: The All-SEC first teamer was recently arrested for disorderly conduct.

Starter: Zhamal Thomas – LSU

Offense: He was kicked off the team due to a burglary charge.

Defensive Lineman

Starter: Marcus Harrison – Arkansas

Offense: Felony possession of ecstasy.

Starter: Jeremy Elder – Alabama

Offense: Arrested on two counts of first-degree robbery.

I heard he was also a steal in the recruiting process…

Defensive End

Starter: Jermaine Cunningham – Florida

Offense: Disorderly conduct, after a dispute over a bag of potato chips at a restaurant at 2am.

You can never eat just one, can you?!

Starter: Brandon Deaderick – Alabama

Offense: Disorderly conduct, and an altercation outside of a bar.

Linebacker

Starter: Brandon Fanney – Alabama

Offense: Arrested for disorderly conduct in front of a bar.

I wonder if he was playing with his “fanney”…

Starter: Derrick Odom – LSU

Offense: Breaking and entering into a residence

Backup: Dustin Lindsey – South Carolina

Offense: DUI

Defensive Back

Starter: Donovan Baldwin – Georgia

Offense: DUI at 3:05am

Starter: Troy Giddens – LSU

Offense: Second-degree battery and one count of battery (on his teammate, by the way), while his previous rap sheet also includes identity theft and simple burglary.

Safety

Starter: Antonio Wardlow – Tennessee

Offense: Disorderly conduct, underage consumption, and public intoxication

I think we should call Phillip Fulmer “The Warden” from now on…

Backup: Jamarca Sanford – Ole Miss

Offense: Disorderly conduct at 1:40am

Kicker / Punter

Starter: Britton Colquitt – Tennessee

Offense: Numerous alcohol related arrests, including the latest in which he drove into a parked car (while intoxicated).

I sense some irony here, considering all the alcohol drunk by a “booter”… if you catch my drift.

Backup: Kyle Keown – Vanderbilt

Offense: Domestic violence and aggravated assault on his ex-girlfriend

There you have it, the 2008 SEC All-Penal team. Something tells me that high school-kid-turned-Tennessee-recruit may be headlining the 2009 squad. All in all, this list is quite alarming.