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Throwing Tomatoes: Catfights and Neutral Gang Colors
Jul 20, 2008 | 7:11PM | report this


This week’s batch hones in on gangs and catfights, while also taking the time to toss a few at familiar targets… but enough chatter, let’s just get to the tomatoes.



Throwing Tomatoes – Volume XI


Gang Signs
…for potentially spreading throughout sports, this time to the NFL.
This one goes out to the whole situation. First off, at the NFL. How would anyone in the NFL front office even know this is the case? Are they going strictly off the Paul Pierce situation in Boston? If so, that’s ludicrous.

Secondly, could any of you point out any of these signs? We aren’t talking something like “The Van Buren Boys” from Seinfeld here are we?! All in all, it’s a shame that sports have come to this.

I hope for their sake “tomato red” is a neutral gang color.

Danica Patrick

…for getting involved in another altercation.
Patrick confronted female driver Milika Duno, and later got into a verbal spat, in which Patrick accused Duno of getting in her way too many times. Looks like the post-first-victory struggles are starting to get to Patrick a little bit.

Come to think of it, does a “catfight” really deserve a tomato?!

Michelle Wie
…for being disqualified at the LPGA’s State Farm Classic.
Wie was disqualified for not signing her scorecard before leaving the scoring area following the second round. What’s worse is that she was finally in contention (in second place to be exact). Instead, the result is yet another miscue by Wie, who continues to be a huge disappointment.

Terry Francona
…for not taking care of all AL teams during the All-Star game.
While treading softly with Scott Kazmir and the Rays, Francona ended up overusing Orioles closer George Sherrill, which reportedly got under the skin of the Baltimore front office. As a result, should we expect another AL East brawl? Maybe Coco Crisp should just teach his teammates how to dodge a tomato.

Dan Uggla
…for forgetting how to play defense during the All-Star game.
Uggla had back-to-back errors in the 10th inning of the All-Star game, plus three total in the game. He also ground into a double play and struck out. It could have been worse, especially if Colorado’s Aaron Cook didn’t bail him out by escaping a bases loaded, nobody out jam in the 10th.

Manny Ramirez
…for causing yet another story and altercation.
Yep, Manny’s in the news again, and once again it’s about his contract. He wants to know if Boston is picking up his option, and was quoted as saying, “I want no more [times] where they tell you one thing and behind your back they do another thing. All in all, it’s another case of “Manny being ####”… scratch that, “Manny being Manny”.

Phil Mickelson and Ernie Els
…for not carrying the torch during Tiger’s absence.
Apparently, there’s more pressure to perform when everyone is looking to you to perform while Tiger’s at home rehabbing. Even though it could have been much worse for Phil and Ernie at the British Open (Els tied for 7th and Mickelson tied for 19th), neither were really in it after nightmarish opening rounds.

The Orioles on Sunday
… and the fact that they just can’t win… AGAIN.
Yet another tomato until the O’s can win on Sunday. Make that 15 consecutive losses on Sunday for the Birds… and that stat really IS “for the birds”.


Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week
Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition

Washington Redskins – at the NFC East after acquiring Jason Taylor from Miami on Sunday.
Greg Norman – at anyone who says a man in his 50’s can’t compete at a major championship.
Chris Wood – at anyone who says an amateur can’t compete at a major championship.
Tampa Bay Rays – at anyone who thought they would go away quietly.
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim – at the AL West after taking a commanding nine game lead.


This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… and be sure to avoid the ones with any strange signs or signals on the labels.

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Throwing Tomatoes: Four for #4… and More
Jul 13, 2008 | 9:18PM | report this

This week’s tomatoes get delivered in four packs, in honor of #4 himself, Brett Favre.  While the Favre saga is ongoing (and quite tomato-worthy), it certainly isn’t alone.

Where do you direct your tomatoes this week?


Throwing Tomatoes – Volume X


The “Brett Favre Saga”
…for getting more confusing by the day.
This whole thing is getting a little out of hand.  First, we hear about the text to Ted Thompson.  Then the request for reinstatement.  Next, Green Bay declines Favre’s release request.  We hear rumors of Favre being a backup, plus the chatter about a Packer fan rally.  Heck, another six-pack of stories likely popped up in the time it took for me to write this sentence.

Green Bay Packers
…for thinking they can brush off a legend.
Listen, I know everyone has a take on this one.  We could all vote and it would likely be split right down the middle.  Still, I have to say this… while I think Brett Favre could have handled the situation better, I still feel the Packers need to let  him come back and be their QB.  I understand what Green Bay is doing, but Favre single handedly helped revive this historical franchise, which was stuck in the dumps for years. This is how you repay him when he changes his mind and wants to come back for more?

The Packer Fans Rally
… for not sounding the least bit impressive.

The headlines all over the sports pages discuss a rally of Packer fans backing Favre and chanting for him to return to Green Bay.  Yet, you read the story and it discusses a “crowd of over 100”.  Really?  That’s it?  Does that mean the rest of you want Aaron Rodgers?  REALLY?

Tampa Bay Rays
…for hitting a major bump in the road right when everyone was jumping on the wagon.
There are still a lot of games left.  With that being said, it isn’t often that you see championship teams struggle for such a prolonged period of time.  The losing streak is at seven games.  This week’s All-Star game will be a much needed break for the Rays.

People Drinking the Angels Haterade
…instead of recognizing how good this team is.
Is it me, or is no one talking about the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim?  Maybe because the team name confuses them?  Either way, the Angels are tied with the Cubs for the best record in baseball heading into the All-Star break.  And get this, they open the second half at home against the Red Sox.  Time to ask T.O. for some popcorn.

Travis Henry
…for testing positive for marijuana.
Yep, you got it… it’s just another story about a talented athlete flushing his career right down the toilet after getting into trouble one time too many.

Martin Truex
…for failing inspection at Daytona.
As a result of the illegal car, Truex and his DEI team were penalized 150 points by NASCAR.  That one will leave a mark… and so will this tomato.

Washington Wizards
…for the mammoth deal they gave Gilbert Arenas.
Six years and 111 million for Arenas?  Seriously?  I know the guy can play, but he’s also been injured frequently enough in recent years that I think this is a bit much for “Agent Zero”.

Chicago Cubs
…for wheeling and dealing to get Rich Harden.
Listen, Harden is painfully talented… painful like the injuries he sustains on a yearly basis.  Who else thinks he could suffer another setback before October arrives?

Carlos Marmol as an NL All-Star Replacement

…for Kerry Wood, who is injured.
Are you kidding me?  I can’t believe Marmol had the highest vote on the player ballot.  There are so many other candidates that are more deserving.  Cole Hamels and Chad Billingsley come to mind.

The Orioles on Sunday
… and the fact that they just can’t win… again.
Make that 14 consecutive losses on Sunday for the Birds.  You guessed it, they’re gettin’ one until they can get into the win column.

The Brett Favre Saga…again
…for frustrating me one more time.
I can’t stop shaking my head at this Brett Favre story.  I just had to stop and pause… and sling another tomato.  That’s four this go-round for #4 and the tangled web he’s in with the Packers.


Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week
Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition

New York Mets – at the NL East after winning nine straight heading into the All-Star break.
Philadelphia 76ers – at the Clippers after signing Elton Brand.
C.C. Sabathia – at the NL after getting his second win in as many starts as a Brewer.
Ian Kinsler – at AL pitching after his hit streak was extended to 25 games.

This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… and please… no more texts of “2-MAY-2” sent to me.  Is that you Brett?

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Throwing Tomatoes: Shattered Hearts and Other Things Broken
Jul 06, 2008 | 9:48PM | report this

It’s all about things being broken this week. Broken bones, broken hearts, and as painful as it sounds, even a testicular fracture. Before I become a broken record, let’s just get to the tomato throwin’…


Throwing Tomatoes – Volume IX


Seattle SuperSonics and its Ownership
…for packing up and moving to Oklahoma City.
It’s always tough to see a team move. I feel for the fans of Seattle… for a lot of reasons. The Mariners enter the season with hype and falter. The Sonics never quite got it done in the 90’s. Now they add a potential star in Kevin Durant, only to have their team pack up and leave for the nation’s heartland.

A-Rod’s Love Life
…for finding a way to get all intertwined into the sports pages.
If I wanted to read about A-Rod and something besides his game (baseball game that is), I would pick up a Cosmo or People, or maybe even turn on TMZ. The only splitting I want to hear about is his bat after a high-and-tight fastball. Unless soon-to-be ex Cynthia has some more vulgar shirts, perhaps directed at Madonna. Maybe A-Rod has one for Lenny Kravitz… such as: “If You Can’t Say No”, then don’t “Dig In” with an “American Woman”. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Chris Snyder
…for not taking better care of the “family jewels”.
Poor Chris Snyder. He’s on the DL. But wait, it gets worse. He’s out with a testicular fracture. A busted nut if you will. The irony is, Snyder was replaced on the Arizona roster by Robby Hammock. Get well soon Chris.

Michael Beasley
…for getting injured minutes into the Heat’s opening camp practice.
OK fine, so it’s a cracked bone. That still counts as being broken. I get that he can still play, but stemming off the drama that already existed with Pat Riley apparently not being crazy about the pick, now this happens to Beasley in his opening practice? Get ready for some drama on South Beach this year.

George Sherrill
…for not trusting his fastball.
Blowing a save hurts a closer… and a team. But how about blowing back-to-back games when your team has the lead, two outs, and two strikes in the 9th inning. That’s what Sherrill did last week. I believe both pitches were on hanging sliders too.

The Brett Favre Saga
…for not going away.
This tomato is not directed at Favre himself, but more so at the rumors and sources that desperately continue to resurrect stories on Favre making a triumphant return to “Cheeseland”. C’mon people, let’s figure this story out and put it to bed.

Aaron Rodgers
…for ticking off some of the best fans in football.
Aaron Rodgers has upset Green Bay fans already and he hasn’t even taken the field yet. To further explain, Rodgers was quoted as saying “I don’t need to sell myself to fans, they need to get on board now or keep their mouths shut”. I wonder if the Brett Favre rumor came out to try and “stir the pot” more, perhaps making some Green Bay fans long for their Hall of Fame QB to change his mind and return for one more year? Rodgers later apologized, but something tells me he’ll still hear some boos at Lambeau Field when the season starts.

The Colorado and Florida Pitching Staffs
…for giving up 35 runs and 43 hits in one game

OK, so I throw a tomato at the pitching staffs of the Marlins and Rockies for their Fourth of July slugfest that provided fans with plenty of offensive fireworks. It was like teeball out there. Still, how I wish I was one of the fans sitting in the seats at Coors Field on the night when Colorado walks off with a crazy 18-17 victory over the Marlins. Now that’s exciting!

Troy Tulowitzki
…for injuring himself out of frustration.
It’s just been one of those years for the Colorado shortstop. This time, he’s visiting the DL due to a cut on his hand (that required stitches). How’d he get it? Try by slamming his bat down, only to have it slice his hand open. That’s call for an extra-large tomato… and a little Neosporin too.

People Drinking Wimbledon “Haterade”
…instead of watching the Finals this weekend.
Tennis fan or not, if you missed this weekend’s Wimbledon finals, then you missed something special. Especially on the men’s side, where Rafael Nadal was able to knock off five-time Wimbledon champ Roger Federer in a match that lasted nearly five hours.

The Orioles on Sunday
… and the fact that they just can’t win.

Make that 13 consecutive losses for the Baltimore Orioles on Sundays. Yes, that’s 13. The O’s haven’t won on Sunday since the opening week of the season, with the latest setback being a difficult 11-10 loss to the Rangers at Camden Yards. Maybe the Baltimore faithful can give Adam “Pacman” Jones a call. I hear he can make it rain and he’s free on Sundays until the Fall. Oh wait, that’s… nevermind.

Tyson ####
…for only qualifying for the 100m in the upcoming Olympics.
#### suffered a severe cramp during the 200 meter Olympics Trials race, therefore knocking him out of the competition for a medal in Beijing. One of the fastest men on the planet, and because of a cramp, he won’t have a shot.

Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week
Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition

Milwaukee Brewers – at the NL Central after reportedly trading for Cleveland ace C.C. Sabathia
Kyle Busch – at the NASCAR field after winning his sixth race of the 2008 season.


This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… let the countdown begin until the next “Brett Favre to Return” rumor surfaces.

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Gold Stars: Baseball’s Halfway Point
Jun 29, 2008 | 10:14PM | report this

It isn’t quite the All-Star Break for baseball, yet most of the league’s teams are at or past the halfway point of this year’s grueling 162 game season. With that being said, there are certainly a number of teams and players that have already stood out in a positive way.

Yep, like a teacher gives her best students, it’s time to hand out some gold stars, this time to the best performers during baseball’s first half.


Gold Stars – Volume III
Baseball’s Halfway Point

Tampa Bay Rays (49-32)
Many prognosticators had these guys competing in 2008, but let’s be honest, did we all really believe it? One thing’s for sure, the Rays are loaded with talent all over the field, and oh yeah… Evan Longoria is for real.

Baltimore Orioles (41-39)
Many critics had the Orioles finishing with the worst record in the majors. Meanwhile, the O’s are finding ways to stay afloat. Baltimore is 17-12 is one-run games, that’s four more one-run victories than all of last season. Their bullpen has been the strong point, posting the fifth best ERA in the majors (3.15). Andy MacPhail also deserves “props” for the deals he made in the offseason, as the players acquired in the Tejada and Bedard deals are making significant contributions to this year’s club (as well as in the minors).

Philadelphia Phillies (44-39)
In recent years, Philadelphia has been a consistent slow starter. However, 2008 has been a different story. While many would point to Chase Utley and Cole Hamels as the main reasons for their hot start, one shouldn’t dismiss how deadly Philly’s bullpen has been, with a major league leading ERA of 2.62.

Boston Red Sox (50-34)
The reigning champs have sustained some injuries, with David Ortiz going down weeks ago and Curt Schilling being lost for the year. Still, the Sox keep picking each other up, and remain in a battle with the Rays and Angels for the AL’s best record.

Chicago Cubs (49-33)
We knew they would likely perform well, but were the Cubbies expected to have a commanding lead for best record in the NL at the midway point? Maybe, maybe not. Either way, it’s going to be interesting to see what Chicago does at the trade deadline, especially with Carlos Zambrano injured.

George Sherrill (3.53 ERA, 26 saves)
Taking over as a full-time closer for the first time in his career, did anyone see these kind of numbers coming out of Sherrill? His 26 saves are second in the major leagues. If this guy doesn’t make the AL All-Star team, it’s a shame.

Carlos Quentin (.288 average, 19 HR, 61 RBI)
Looks like the D’Backs gave up on Quentin one year too early, as he’s putting up MVP-type numbers for the White Sox through the first half.

Nate McLouth (.283 average, 15 HR, 51 RBI)
Pittsburgh’s 26-year old center fielder has already reached career highs in home runs and RBI’s. The real question is, how long can he keep this torrid pace up?

Chase Utley and Dan Uggla (23 HR each – leads MLB)
Who out there had two National League second basemen leading the Majors in home runs? Yeah, I didn’t think so. The real question is, who deserves to start at second in the All-Star game?

Josh Hamilton (.312 average, 19 HR, 79 RBI)
It’s been years since there was talk about a Triple Crown winner. That is, until Hamilton stepped up to the plate as a Texas Ranger in 2008. Currently, he leads the AL in homers and RBI’s, but has dropped to 10th in average. There’s plenty of season left for Hamilton to hit the record books.

Lance Berkman (.364 average, 21 HR, 67 RBI)
Sticking with the Triple Crown theme, Lance Berkman has rustled up similar rumors in the NL this season. On a ridiculous pace in 2008, Berkman is currently second in the NL in average, 3rd in HR, and 2nd in RBI.

Chipper Jones (.394 average, 16 HR, 46 RBI)
It’s nice to once again have a story about someone chasing .400 this far into the season. Then again, do any of us really think that Chipper can pull it off? One thing’s for sure, if he does, Jones will be feeling… well… chipper.

Edinson Volquez (10-3, 2.08 ERA, 110 K’s)
In his first full season, Volquez has been dominant since being traded from the Rangers to the Reds. He doesn’t count as a rookie, but should definitely be considered a candidate for the NL Cy Young award as the season progresses.

Tim Lincecum (9-1, 2.38 ERA, 114 K’s)
In only his second season, the 24-year old Lincecum has been dominant in the young Giants rotation. If San Francisco could just acquire some supporting cast…

Cliff Lee (11-1, 2.34 ERA, 90 K’s) and Ervin Santana (9-3, 3.32 ERA, 99 K’s)

After abysmal 2007 campaigns, Lee (6.29 ERA) and Santana (5.76) were nearly traded by their respective teams. In the end, neither were dealt, and now both are comeback stories of the year.

Justin Duchscherer (8-5, 1.91 ERA)
With nearly 200 relief appearances over the last four seasons, Duchscherer was placed in the Oakland rotation this year, and has flourished. Now, he leads the majors with the best ERA, and a start in the All-Star game is certainly not out of the question.

Ryan Dempster (9-3, 3.26 ERA)
Starting for the first time since 2003, Dempster has pitched extremely well for the Cubs. How smart is Lou Piniella looking right now for moving him back into the rotation?

Francisco Rodriguez (2.04 ERA, 31 saves)
Rodriguez is having an incredible season, and well on his way to challenging Bobby Thigpen’s record of 57 saves (set back in 1990).

Silver Stars (Honorable Mentions)
Rich Harden, Jim Johnson, Mike Mussina, J.D. Drew, Adrian Gonzalez, Ian Kinsler, Milton Bradley, John Danks, Joe Saunders, and Aaron Cook

If you get a chance, check out this post’s counterpart, “Throwing Tomatoes: Baseball’s Halfway Point”.


This has been “Gold Stars”… let’s see who performs during the second half.

** All stats as of Sunday June 29, 2008

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Throwing Tomatoes: Rapping and Unwrapping
Jun 24, 2008 | 7:50PM | report this


That’s right friends, it’s time to hurl some more tomatoes. Don’t worry, this batch is safe. While I go and unwrap a package of these magical red fruits, let me start by preparing to send some in the direction of a particular sports icon, who also has a part-time gig as a rapper. C’mon, you know who I’m talking about…

Let’s get this thing started… where do you direct your tomatoes this week?


Throwing Tomatoes – Volume VII

Top of the Vine This Week:
Shaquille O’Neal
…for giving the media something to chew up and spit out for a month.
Per O’Neal during a freestyle rap in a night club the other night, “You know how I be, last week Kobe couldn’t do without me”.

What would have been more fitting to say? This…”You know how I be, recent months the Suns couldn’t win with me. You know my game’s overripe, I choose to rap instead of work from the charity stripe”. Hey, give me a break, I was just freestylin’.

All in all, I shouldn’t complain. This performance was a ton better than any of his movies.


Los Angeles Lakers
…for draining the life out of what was an NBA Finals filled with “mega-hype”.
It was the Lakers and Celtics in the NBA Finals for the first time in over two decades. It was supposed to be a great series. It was supposed to live up to the hype. It flat out didn’t. Kudos to the C’s though, as they were clearly the better team this time around.

Coco Crisp
…for not just charging the mound against James Shields and the Rays days ago, but recently thinking his suspension should be reduced to less than seven games.
Rays manager Joe Maddon probably deserves a tomato here too. Still, Crisp should have known Tampa was going to throw at him. He should have kept his cool and not charged the mound. Honestly, I also have to give him a gold star for his dodging of the original punch by James Shields. That was a “Mike Tyson’s Punch Out” type of dodging maneuver right there. I bet the ensuing dogpile didn’t feel too great though.

Pacman Jones
…for thinking that changing his name will officially change his image.
Sorry Pacman (or Adam is it?), I guess I should think about giving you a “gold star” for trying. Still, I just can’t do it. Leave your name alone, just change yourself. Maybe I’m the kind of guy that needs to see results first.

Johan Santana
…for giving up a grand slam to an AL pitcher.
That’s right, Felix Hernandez hit a granny off of Santana, the first time an AL pitcher had done so in nearly four decades. What’s the phrase I’m looking for? I believe it’s “even a blind squirrel finds a nut some day”. Sorry King Felix… but hey, take care of that ankle.

Baseball Players Using Viagra
…as a performance enhancer.
I saw this report a few weeks ago via Fox Sports. Still, this story has more than four hours of lasting time (sorry, couldn’t resist that one). Therefore, I had to mention it here. Hmm, I guess the players are going to need larger cups…

The Big Brown Saga
…for not disappearing.
First off, this was the most disappointing Triple Crown race in years if you ask me. Now, a report on ESPN is stating that a freelance photographer submitted closeups of a loose shoe on Big Brown’s right hind hoof. However, don’t go and try and question the photographer’s “cred”, as Rick Dutrow apparently confirmed this. Still, the Big Brown story is done. Let’s move on to the next horse that will only win the first two legs of the Triple Crown.

Tiger Woods
…for making the wrong decision regarding the U.S. Open.
I know Tiger is competitive. I know how much he loves to play… and more so, how much he loves to win. I know he wants Jack’s record. I know he wanted that U.S. Open. Still, he’s no superhero, even if he managed to win at Torrey Pines, while basically playing on one leg. Think of it this way, if he sacrifices the U.S. Open to heal more, he then has the British, PGA, and Ryder Cup. That’s more opportunities for big victories. Bad move Tiger.

Don Imus
…for being Don Imus.
Yes, a race related comment happened again, this time involving Pacman Jones (wait, wait, I remember… Adam Jones). Seriously, this guy should just write up an excuse and apology before every show. Face it “Donny Boy”, you’re under a microscope and will be for life. Get used to it.

Honorary Tomato Throwers of the Week
Because those who found success earn a chance to sling one at their opposition


Rocco Mediate – at Johnny Miller for making those ridiculous comments during the U.S. Open
Chicago Cubs – at their south side neighbors, who they recently swept out of Chi-town
Baltimore Orioles – at their critics who said they would be lucky to win 50 games.
Kobe Bryant – at those who said he would never get back to the Finals again without Shaq


This has been “Throwing Tomatoes”… but don’t worry, these weren’t laced with salmonella.

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Celeb Excuses For Avoiding My Latest Super Bowl Party
Jan 27, 2008 | 9:22PM | report this
Once again, the Super Bowl is upon us, and like many, I have decided to throw a party to celebrate the season’s final football game.  Like last year, I consulted my little black book to contact various sports figures and celebrities in the world to see if they would bless me with their presence.  Yet again, I got more excuses than there are days that Bill Belichick wears a hoodie.  As always, I’m in the sharing mood, and thought I would fill you in on some of the responses I received… **

Celebrity Excuses for NOT Attending My Super Bowl Party (2008 Edition)

O.J. Mayo – He was scared to accept my invitation.

T.O. – He cried when he heard that I didn’t invite Romo.

Roger Clemens
– He told me my party was “hogwash”.  I don’t even know what that means.

Ellen DeGeneres – She balked when I said she couldn’t bring her dog.

Eddie Murphy – He couldn’t commit for such a long period of time.

Bobby Petrino – He said he would attend, but later changed his mind.

Nick Saban – I couldn’t get a straight answer from him either.  Something tells me he’s at the same party as Petrino.

Brett Favre – He used the same excuse that he did on me last year.  He couldn’t decide.  I think it’s an easier decision this year Brett.  I’m going to have French Onion dip this time.

Michael Strahan – Due to his team making it to the big game, he said he didn’t have a gap in his teeth… I mean, his schedule.  

LaDainian Tomlinson – He just said he was going to sit this one out.

Lindsay Lohan – She said she wouldn’t be caught dead there.  Hmm, interesting choice of words.

Britney Spears – She said she couldn’t get a sitter.  Uh huh, yeah… good one Brit… and you’re also performing at the next MTV Awards show too aren’t ya?!

Bob Stoops – He said he would love to come, but he never shows up for the big game.

O.J. Simpson – I told him he couldn’t bring any friends.

Reggie Bush – He’s apparently busy taking a lie detector test.

Miguel Tejada – He said he was spending some time with Reggie Bush.

Sammy Sosa – He gave me some kind of excuse about not being able to speak English.  Too bad his excuse was written in English.

Dana Jacobson – Her “No” response was laced with “F-bombs”.  One thing is for sure, I don’t think she’ll be at church on Super Bowl Sunday.

Kelly Tilghman – She said I live too close to a back alley.

Steven A. Smith – He apparently found out I write a blog.  I think you know his answer.

Kwame Brown – He said he was too busy underachieving.  I’m not sure if that was meant to be a joke or not.

The ’72 Dolphins
– They had to go buy some more ice for the champagne.  They’ve been waiting so long that it was beginning to melt.  

Ohio State Football – I guess my joke about “not being able to get here fast enough” must have struck a nerve or something.

Florida State Football – I know about half the team was available, but they still aren’t coming.

Miami Heat – They simply informed me that they were stuck in the cellar and wouldn’t be getting out any time soon.

Kirk Herbstreit – His source told him the party would be a blast.  He’s apparently still a little gunshy, and therefore respectfully declined.

Adam Jones – He didn’t know if he was going to be in Baltimore or Seattle.

Erik Bedard – See Adam Jones.

Ben Roethlisberger – He said I wasn’t tall enough.  I’m 6’ 3”, but wait… why does that even matter?  Oh well, whatever… I’m too tired.

And finally…

Amy Winehouse
– Plain and simple, she said “NO, NO, NO”.

It looks like another year featuring a celebrity-free Super Bowl party at my house.  Oh well, that means more French Onion dip for me.

** Disclaimer: In all honesty, I know none of these celebrities.  I also don’t even own a little black book.  Therefore, all of these excuses are fabricated, and meant to provide a clever spin on Super Bowl week.  The part about having a Super Bowl party… now that was true.  Enjoy the big game, and as always, thanks for reading.  - KP

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Why I Am A Fan of My Team… The Baltimore Orioles
Sep 02, 2007 | 5:40PM | report this

I have been presented with the daunting task of trying to promote the Baltimore Orioles to you. I have one measly post to do it in. You may want to sit down and make yourself comfortable. Grab yourself a drink. What kind of drink you say? Well my friends, that’s a great question. Water, whiskey, wine, beer, soda… the choice is yours.
Orioles logo
That’s right, the Baltimore Orioles… a team you should absolutely adopt and love. Yes, the same Baltimore Orioles that gave up 30 runs only days ago. Yes, the same Orioles that got no-hit by a rookie pitching in his second start last night.

Hmm, I better grab a drink myself. Honestly, it isn’t the type of drink we should discuss when talking about the Orioles, but instead the nature in which the glass has been filled. When discussing the O’s, we can describe the glass as half full, half empty, overflowing, or shattered and broken on the floor. Don’t worry, I’ll discuss all types and leave the positive for the end to leave you with a warm, fuzzy feeling, and entirely convinced that the Baltimore Orioles should be the team for you.

Shattered and Broken On the Floor

Now that you have your drink, we can get started.

I’m sure there are a number of people out there that think the Baltimore franchise is a joke and will never be able to remove itself from the black hole that it has been sucked into. This is a franchise in pieces. You don’t need to remind me, as I hear the key words, and they include these five:

Jeffrey Maier – Who could forget the young kid who gave the Yankees a Game 1 gift home run by reaching out into the field of play and bringing a home run back into the stands. That play single handedly changed the 1996 ALCS. Instead of having a 2-0 series lead coming back to Baltimore, the series was tied at one. The Yankees later took over and eliminated Baltimore.

1997 – The last time the Orioles made it to the playoffs.

Decade – Baltimore’s losing season streak will extend to 10 years when this season ends.

“Confederate Money” - Former Orioles GM Syd Thrift once referred to the team’s finances as “confederate money”, due to his inability to lure in supreme talent to play in Baltimore.
Angelos Upset
Peter Angelos – The owner of the Orioles, often referred to as cheap, meddlesome, evil, angry, and pulling the franchise down with him. You can say he’s evil, but this man wants to win. You may think it is unsafe to like a franchise with a man like this at the helm, but I’ll later prove to you that there is nothing to worry about.

In hearing all this, your glass fell to the ground and shattered, much like the hopes and dreams of each Oriole fan in recent years. Don’t sweat it. Sweep up the mess and grab a new glass. Fill it up and let’s begin again. This is going to get better, I promise.

Half Empty

As the people sit and cheer on the baseball teams of the world, the Orioles are lucky to crack the top ten, let alone emerge into the top half of the league. This simply was not the way years back, but as the years have passed, a few other things have come into play to push fans away from this historical franchise. Take these five for example…

Albert Belle – Big time slugger (with attitude in tow) signed to come play in Baltimore and this is where Angelos began to get stingy. You see, Belle suffered many injuries, one that forced him to retire early, while leaving the contract on the books. This is when the brassy lawyer- side of the owner began to take over, providing heavy clauses and tests to players regarding injury, let alone the lack of money tossed at the players in recent years.

Wade Townsend – Rice pitching prospect that Angelos forced O’s management to draft in the first round, instead of a positional player a few years back. Townsend never signed.

Steroid Controversies – The O’s were as much a part of the steroid controversy as any other franchise, with former beloved star Rafael Palmeiro being in the middle of it. He later blamed Tejada, which caused further turmoil in the clubhouse.

2005 – The Orioles showed signs of breaking out of their funk by starting the season 42-28 and leading the AL East division for most of the first half. However, the steroid controversy with Palmeiro, injuries, and other distractions led to the team’s demise, and another fourth place finish.

Busts – Free agent signings, trades, and draft signings are bound to turn into busts from time to time. For the Orioles, it began to become a common thing for the franchise, until recently.

Everyone goes through a rut every now and again. Teams do… the great Yankees have not won a title since 2000. The Red Sox went 86 painful years before they could win another. We as people do too, from bad days at work, to feeling under the weather. It happens, but there comes a time when you can finally land back on your feet and the success that ensues is that much more satisfying. I realize that in that case your glass was still half empty.

Come on my friend, you look like you could use another. This is the time when you will begin to change your mind about the Baltimore Orioles.

Half Full

Before we flush this franchise down the proverbial toilet of baseball, one must consider the general concept of the bell curve (teams play well, hit ruts, and come back again), along with the rich history of the Baltimore franchise. Sit back and relax, as I’m going to transfer you to a time where the “Charm City” was gleeful, happy, passionate, and proud of its baseball franchise, starting with the following key words...

Titletown Times Three – Only ten baseball franchises have more titles than the Orioles, as Baltimore has won three World Series titles in 1966, 1970, and 1983.

Six – The number of World Series appearances the Orioles have made while in Baltimore.

4, 5, 8, 20, 22, 33, 42 – No, these are not the Lost numbers and they are not general lottery numbers either. These are the retired numbers in a franchise rich in history, where each of these digits once covered the backs of some of the game’s greats. Yes, these numbers were worn by Earl Weaver, Brooks Robinson, Cal Ripken, Frank Robinson, Jim Palmer, Eddie Murray, and Jackie Robinson.

“The Oriole Way” – It is a known concept within the Baltimore franchise which the team shows professionalism, fundamentals, practice, and hard work both on and off the field.

3 X 20 = 1970 – In 1970, the Orioles featured three 20 game winners: Jim Palmer, Dave McNally, and Mike Cueller. This was a pitching rich franchise and it’s on its way to getting there again.

4 X 20 = 1971 – If you thought three 20 game winners was impressive… try four in 1971 (The previous three matched the stat again, and Pat Dobson joined them).

1992 – The year that Oriole Park at Camden Yards opened its doors, this stadium is still considered one of the best places to watch a game today.

“Weaver Ball” – Hall of Fame manager for the Orioles was fiery and passionate, and always preached three things in baseball: “pitching, defense, and the three run homer”. Honestly, what’s better to see during a game too? Nasty pitching performances, great diving plays, and the occasional power trip to jolt the crowd.

As you can see, it is often forgotten how good the Orioles franchise has been to its fanbase, and how rich it once was. Believe it or not, I only touched on the surface of Baltimore’s successes.

How are you doing over there? Do you need some more to drink? You say your glass is half full now? Brilliant, I’ll go get you some more anyway, one can always use a topper.

The Glass is Overflowing

Combine the history with what is about to come with this franchise, and you’ll find yourself to the point where you are thirsting for so much, that your glass simply can’t hold it all. To start, here are a list of current and future reasons why you should hop on the Oriole bandwagon now, while there’s still space.

Camden Yards – As I mentioned earlier, Camden Yards opened 15 years ago. It was the beginning of “the new stadium era”, and provided a beauty and a classy side to baseball stadiums. From affordable tickets, to a unique look, to great food (specifically Boog’s Barbecue, run by the former popular Oriole Boog Powell), Camden Yards is a big selling point for the Baltimore franchise.
Camden Yards
Charities and Community – The Orioles are not just a baseball team in Maryland. This franchise does a great deal to be proud of in the form of charities and overall reaching out to the community. To provide a few examples, first off, the team holds a yearly Fan Fest to bring people in to meet players and help the community. Second, there is Brian’s Baseball Bash, with involvement from Brian Roberts, that raises money to benefit the University of Maryland Hospital for Children. Also, each year the wives of the Orioles get together to host a food collection, which benefits the Maryland Food Bank. Again, this is one of many ways the Orioles reach out to kids and the entire baseball community in Maryland.

Andy MacPhail – MacPhail now is the Chief Operating Officer of the Orioles and not only has he brought some success with him (two World Series titles with the Twins and one “Steve Bartman incident” from bringing the Cubs back to the Series), but also he has the word of owner Peter Angelos that there will be no meddling, and he is free to do what it takes to bring the Orioles back to the top of the game.
Angelos Happy
Peter Angelos – Again, as I said, Angelos is no longer a meddler. Say what you want about him as he has most certainly done some frustrating things in the past for the franchise. However, like O’s fans, Angelos wants to win. He will spend money on this team and more will be presented to him soon. Yes, the Yankees and Red Sox are tops in the league in payroll, but the Orioles were tenth this year with a 95 million dollar payroll. Wise spending is coming soon too. Peter Angelos respects the game more than people think, and he will soon smile again.

MASN – The Mid-Atlantic Sports Network is going to be bringing millions to Angelos, not only because of its recent inception, but also due to the deal with MLB regarding the close proximity of the Washington Nationals, who legally will bring Angelos millions more to spend on the team.

Payroll – Again, the payroll is fairly high for baseball standards now and many people don’t realize that. In recent seasons, and more so under MacPhail, the Orioles are going to be less careless with its spending, and will build within, while adding the right pieces when necessary. It is already happening and will continue to happen in upcoming seasons.

Dave Trembley – Career minor league manager Dave Trembley has found a home in Baltimore for at least the next year or two. If successful, it could be many more. Trembley brings the respect and no nonsense attitude that has been needed in Baltimore for years.

“Weaver Ball” Returning – Earl Weaver’s philosophy has been coming back to Baltimore this year, whether you recognize it or not. The pitching has been there in spurts, with exception to the struggling bullpen, that has imploded likely due to being misused so often early in the season by former manager Sam Perlozzo.

Defense – Another aspect of “Weaver Ball”, the Orioles are at the top of the American League in defense. The 30+ bullpen losses have stolen away a number of wins from the starters and great plays from the defense. Still, I imagine statistically, most teams with a top defense have made it to the playoffs, making the Orioles closer than people think.

Talent – One of the main reasons the Orioles have struggled over the past decade is due to the overall talent (or lack thereof) in the minor league system, which has also led to the inability to bring in marquee free agents. In recent seasons, Baltimore has been smarter at making picks, and the addition of Norfolk, Virginia as AAA affiliate has brought in more players compared to Ottawa. No offense to Canada, but baseball players did not want to travel there, and the city of Ottawa should only be a AAA team for Toronto, and no one else. Again, the talent is in place now (mostly in pitching), and now I will list some players you either already know, or will be hearing about in the very near future.

Erik Bedard – If he isn’t mentioned among the Cy Young candidates, then the baseball world has truly lost its mind. Cy Young should not be affected by whether the team is in contention, and Bedard is 13-5, with a 3.16 ERA (tied for fourth in the AL) and 221 strikeouts (which easily leads the majors as of today). The O’s have Bedard locked up for a few seasons, but still plan to lock him up long term in the upcoming offseason. There’s your ace to root for.

Jeremy Guthrie – Guthrie was claimed off waivers for $20,000, via the Indians. He possesses some solid pitches, including a mid to upper 90’s fastball. He is easily in the Rookie of the Year chase, sporting a 3.62 ERA and record of 7-5. He is locked up for years.

Adam Loewen – Another young phenom on the starting staff, Loewen is out for the year, but will return in 2008. In his short six start stint this year, he went 2-0 with a 3.56 ERA.

Daniel Cabrera – Yes, he can be wild, but Cabrera is still young enough and filled with talent, including a nasty breaking ball and fastball that easily reaches the upper 90’s on the radar gun. Cabrera is second on the team this season with 146 strikeouts.

Garrett Olson and Radhames Liz – Two minor league talents that have received a few starts recently at the major league level, both Olson and Liz have nearly struck out a batter an inning. Each could factor into the team’s plans in the future.

Jim Hoey and Chris Ray – Here are two more young arms already in the majors, even though Ray has been lost for the season with an injury (and possibly next year). Hoey (1.33 ERA at AAA) has shown some talent and nasty stuff at times in the majors.

Miguel Tejada – Maybe there will be trade talks in the offseason, but either way, Tejada has continued the streak of popular superstar shortstops in Baltimore (with the “Iron Man” Cal Ripken coming before him). Tejada adds a fire and passion to the team, along with the ability to hit for power and average.

Kevin Millar – Say what you want about Millar, but the guy is infectious. He’s a leader and a clubhouse presence. He keeps players loose and makes them laugh. He is a big part of Boston’s 2004 title, no matter what people think, and he could return when his vesting option kicks in during the upcoming weeks.

Nick Markakis - He’s a star and a five tool player. Markakis (.292 average, 16 HR and 89 RBI to this day in 2007) can hit for power, average, play defense, and more. He arrived to the majors earlier than expected, and will only continue to grow.

Brian Roberts – Another great role model in the community who also is a young and talented homegrown player in the organization, Roberts is batting .302 this season with 39 steals to date.

Future – The above were some of the more known players on the team, but the O’s have a bright future ahead of them, not just with MacPhail running the show, but also with the young talent that is ready to step up to the plate, including the following players…

Matt Wieters – He was said to be the most talented player in this year’s draft, Wieters fell to the fifth pick because of the fact that he was represented by super agent Scott Boras. Wieters, a former leader and star Catcher at Georgia Tech, is said to be the perfect mix between Joe Mauer and Jason Varitek. Sounds like a star to me…

Bill Rowell – Rowell was the first round pick the previous year and expected to be a power hitting corner infielder in the upcoming years.

Nolan Reimold – Another needed power bat in the minors, Reimold has a .309 average and 11 HR’s in 48 games at AA Bowie.

The Others – The Orioles have acquired and drafted some other very talented and sought after young arms, including Hayden Penn, Brandon Erbe, Jacob Arrieta, Timothy Bascom, Pedro Beato, and Kyle Schmidt. Any or all of these players could be future stars in the game, and what I’m trying to say is that Baltimore’s pitching depth is returning to the level of past years when the team was known for winning games and dominating with pitching and defense.

In Conclusion

To wrap up this piece, first, I won’t deny it, there have been some tough times for Baltimore Orioles fans over the past decade. However, if you are looking for a team to root for, one should not be scared off by this franchise rich in history and passion. I realize that the Yankees and Red Sox are two high octane and powerful franchises in baseball that also happen to fall into the same division as the Orioles. That shouldn’t phase you.

This isn’t a David vs. Goliath story here. We’re talking about a top 10 payroll in the game that is getting its act together. The bad years are over, and the Orioles have finally built up a more significant farm system. Combine that with the money generated from MASN and a more subdued owner, the Orioles are on the right track. Add in the fact that this season Baltimore is 28-25 vs. the AL East (which features two “Goliaths”), including an 8-4 mark against the New York Yankees. Also, the Orioles are a painful 11-26 in one-run games, but on the bright side, that means they are close to taking many of these games and improving on previous failures.

The young and talented starting pitching is there. The defense is there. There are talented bullpen arms, yet there’s a definite need for improvement there. On offense, many players can hit and there is significant speed present in the lineup. The only thing missing is a major power bat (or two) to anchor the middle of the lineup. Help in the minor leagues isn’t far away.

Combine the talent mentioned above with the community interaction, the passion and knowledge of the fanbase, the beautiful stadium, and the rich history, and you have a solid building block for success. There is a hunger there for this team to once again break through to the next level.

What’s that you say? You’ve built yourself quite a hunger too?

Put that glass aside and let’s get ourselves a bite to eat. I’m starving. Hey, there’s a great BBQ place I know of. It’s run by a guy named Boog, if you don’t know him, I think you will soon… if you’re smart enough to jump on the wagon now.

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Show Me Your O’s Face: Recapping A Week of Baseball in Baltimore and Beyond
May 21, 2007 | 8:48PM | report this

Many have seen the classic comedy Office Space, which is filled with memorable lines, among which include “Show me your ‘O’ face”… and that is where the title of this series of posts comes from.  “Show Me Your O’s Face”, a weekly recap of baseball starting in Baltimore, and expanding beyond… but not only to discuss the week in baseball, but also trying to fit in popular culture at times, as well as provide the facial expressions and feelings that come along with each baseball story within the post.  Recapping a week of baseball in Baltimore, and sometimes beyond… it’s time to show me your O’s face…

Show Me Your O’s Face: 2007 Volume I

Today’s focus:  A recap of last week’s performance by the Orioles, along with discussions on Roger Clemens, Josh Beckett, and home run leaders in the American and National Leagues.

Today’s Intro

Losing happens in baseball.  Let’s face it… it happens a lot… even to the elite teams in the league.  A team can win 100 games during the regular season and still lose 62 times.  That’s a heckuva lot of off nights, especially for the really passionate fans to have to take.  I don’t know about you, but when my team loses, I would rather the game be an overall poor performance across the board, say for example, a 10-0 loss.  I understand that you can take positives out of solid pitching performances and what not, and I totally get that.  Yet, it’s still the heartbreakers that kill me.

It’s one thing to lose late in the game… but another to blow a lead in the 9th… and worse to lose it on a walk-off hit… and even worse to blow a 5-0 lead in the 9th inning with one out, on a two-run error that could have ended the game with a victory.  The aforementioned occurrence was the result of what would be a painful 6-5 loss to the division rival Red Sox… and that heartbreaking loss is what happened to the Orioles a week ago yesterday, and worse yet, that wasn’t the first heartbreaking loss of the 2007 season for Baltimore.  Yet, that setback, likely hurt the most.  The real question remained… how would the O’s respond going into this week?

In Baltimore…

Angry

Monday May 14:

Blue Jays 5, Orioles 3

I’m not sure how to respond to the first game the O’s had following the debacle in Boston on Sunday the 13th.  I can only say that there was some anger and frustration, and not just on my part, but also that of the Baltimore players.  Specifically, there was a dugout altercation between Melvin Mora and Jay Payton.  Mora made an unnecessary baserunning move late in the game that distracted Payton.  However, what is more puzzling to me at this point are two other topics, one being the rumors swirling that manager Sam Perlozzo could be fired soon, and that his decision to remove Jeremy Guthrie against Boston in the 9th inning was a bad one.  I read on the Baltimore Sun website that Perlozzo stated that he would take out Guthrie if he allowed a man to get on base.  OK, so someone got on base, but it wasn’t Guthrie’s fault… it was a blunder by catcher Ramon Hernandez.  But I digress, and move on to the other thing that grinds my gears, and that is this team’s inability to drive the ball and get clutch hits.  I want to track down a stat that can tell me how many games a team outhits its opponent.  That kind of information has to be out there, and the Orioles have to be near the top of the list in the Major Leagues too.  Anyway, this game featured another wasted quality start by Erik Bedard (7IP, 3 runs, 7 K’s), and another poor outing by setup man Danys Baez, who give up two runs late, including the game-winning home run by Toronto’s Troy GlausCombine this loss with the one on the previous night, and you have a result more painful than Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem.

Frustrated

Tuesday May 15:

Blue Jays 2, Orioles 1

Any team in baseball would likely have a tough time losing more than half of its starting rotation in the early part of the regular season.  The Orioles lost Kris Benson, Jaret Wright, and Adam Loewen from their opening day starting rotation… and all three for significant time.  However, the current rotation has pitched well enough to win games, but the bullpen and offense have both faltered.  This day was no different, as Daniel Cabrera pitched a complete game, going 8 innings, giving up two runs, walking five, and striking out six.  As for the offense, well, the Baltimore run totals have been about as miniscule as one of Nicole Richie’s dinner plates.  On the other side, Toronto countered with Jesse Litsch, who was having his major league debut.  For some reason, the Orioles are unable to prepare for the “newbies” in baseball, and always make them look magical.  This has happened this year already a few times (e.g. Dallas Braden for Oakland), and to my recollection, it happened in previous seasons too.  I almost want to recommend to every team in baseball to call up three minor leaguers from its AAA franchise to face the O’s in a three game set.  Roy Halladay?  Nah, call up Jesse Litsch.  Roger Clemens?  C’mon, bring on the next Clippard.  Johan Santana?  I laugh at you… bring on… well, you get the idea.  Getting back to Litsch, the kid dominated the O’s, going 8 2/3 innings, and giving up one measely run.  His second start for the Jays?  Litsch went four innings and gave up four runs against the Phillies on Sunday.  Is it the pitcher, or the preparation by the O’s?  Either way, it is frustration with a Capital “F”.

Disgusted

Wednesday May 16:

Blue Jays 2, Orioles 1

Déjà vu, the O’s can only score once, yet again, the Jays score two.  I’m a poet, and I didn’t know it.  Right now, the Birds remind me of Steve Carrell’s character in the 40 Year-Old Virgin… they just aren’t scoring.  People want to give them all kinds of advice on how they can score, but right now it just isn’t happening, but you know that eventually they will.  This time, it was A.J. Burnett who would make the Baltimore offense look silly, with Brian Burres again pitching well enough to give the O’s a shot to win the game.  Burnett went through the Baltimore batting order faster than Rosie O’Donnell can say “All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet”, posting a complete game three-hitter, in which he also struck out ten batters along the way.  The result would be the Orioles heading back home with a five-game losing streak, and a number of additional questions.  Next up would be interleague play, in which the O’s have never faired well.  However, this time, Baltimore would be facing the Beltway rival Nationals, who even though the team from D.C. had the worst record in the National League, they were riding an impressive stretch of winning 6 of 7 games, including taking 3 of 4 against the talented Atlanta Braves.

Happy

Thursday May 17:

Day Off

With the losses mounting, the frustration adding up, I personally was happy to see an off day arrive.  As for the Orioles, some players likely want to keep playing to try and break out of the funk the team is in, but as a fan… not playing a game today was a victory.

Cautious

Friday May 18:

Orioles 5, Nationals 4

While it feels great to get back in the win column, the O’s certainly did their best to try and blow this game.  After almost having twice as many hits as the Nats, Baltimore had to hold on for a 5-4 victory.  On two different occasions in the contest, the O’s opened up a three-run lead over Washington, only to have a two-run homer close the gap to one.  The second two run shot was by Ryan Zimmerman, who crushed one off of Danys Baez, who continues to struggle in recent weeks.  Zimmerman would get another shot in the 9th off of closer Chris Ray, and hit one sharply, but the ball was caught in left field by Freddie Bynum, barely sealing the victory.  I have to go back to Baez again though, who was horrible again in the ‘pen.  This guy’s year in Baltimore has been an absolute flop… and I’m talkin’ a Gigli, Ishtar, and Waterworld all wrapped into one type of flop.

Hopeful

Saturday May 19:

Orioles 3, Nationals 2 (11 innings)

Another no-name starter in baseball (Mike Bacsik) posted six shutout innings on the O’s during this game, and Jeremy Guthrie was once again stellar in getting a no decision (7 IP, one run, 10 K’s).  It is like déjà vu all over again.  However, Jay Payton saved the day for Baltimore delivering a clutch hit in the 11th inning that would lead the O’s to a 3-2 victory over the Nats.  The hard fought victory was another in which the Orioles could only score 3 runs, but in escaping with a victory, it left me feeling hopeful that the team could build some momentum, and possibly sweep away Washington in the first interleague series of the season… especially with a red-hot Erik Bedard (who was due for a victory) pitching the next day.

Depressed

Sunday May 20:

Nationals 4, Orioles 3

This game would be the 5th consecutive one-run game the Orioles have played in this week.  Does anyone in Baltimore or the Nation’s Capital have any fingernails left?  Erik Bedard was dominant yesterday, and not just on the pitching mound.  Bedard went seven strong, giving up one run, and striking out 12 Nationals, which tied a career high for K’s.  He also went 2 for 2 with an RBI single, helping his cause.  However, in the 8th inning, the pricey Orioles bullpen would blow another quality start by a member of the rotation.  Once again, it was Danys Baez, who gave up another chunk of hits, including hitting a batter on a 1-2 count.  When signed to a 3 yr. 19 million dollar deal in the offseason, I clearly thought he was the weakest addition to the bullpen, but also the most expensive.  Still, I didn’t think he was this bad.  I think it’s about time that the O’s pull a “Houston Lidge move” and back this guy up to mopup duty during blowouts.  Heck, even better yet, use that 19 million to buy a boatland of Esskay Franks for the Oriole faithful, and call up Jim Hoey to let loose on the Baltimore bullpen.

Finally, getting back to the talk about firing Sam Perlozzo, what blows me away is that there is no mention of Leo Mazzone here.  Not firing him, but do people realize that these two are best friends?  If Perlozzo is gone, don’t you think that Mazzone will leave with him?  I understand that the pitching has not been perfect, but this guy is still a legend in the game, and has earned more time to work with the staff.

Next Up:  A six game homestand at Camden Yards, with three vs. Toronto, and three vs. Oakland.  The opening game of the week should be a dandy, with two fireballers facing each other, as Daniel Cabrera heads to the mound for Baltimore, and A.J. Burnett for Toronto.

And Beyond…

Here’s what else jumped out at me this week in Major League Baseball…

The Rocket Big Apple Relaunch

Roger Clemens gave up a home run in the first inning of his Single A Tampa debut.  Big deal.  Why is this news?  He did the same thing last year, and still pitched well in Houston!  The guy is 45 years old, and he just keeps on going.  I wouldn’t be worried about Roger’s performance, even though his ERA should be a little higher due to returning to the American League in 2007.  Still, how much can he really help the struggling Yankees?

Beckett, Oven Mitts, and Pirate Jokes

I don’t know what you think, but maybe Josh Beckett should start wearing oven mitts like George Costanza did in the episode of Seinfeld where he was a hand model.  C’mon, you know the one… it was also the “Puffy Shirt” episode.  “But I don’t wanna be a pirate!”  Ooh, there’s a Pittsburgh joke in there somewhere, but I’ll let it go this time.  This guy Beckett obviously needs to take care of these babies (his hands), because they are definitely hindering him.  Stop using the Palmolive!  Anyway, I would not be surprised if the absence of Beckett (7-0) did slow down the Red Sox the slightest bit, but with a 9 ½ game lead in the division, not enough to notice.

Sell High in Fantasy on New Power?

Has anyone taken a look at the stat sheets in recent days?  Say, Home Run leaders for example?  J.J. Hardy from the Brewers leads the National League with 14 homers, while Prince Fielder and Chipper Jones are not far behind him.  That’s a nice resurgence by Chipper… and nowhere to be seen among the leaders is Ryan Howard.  I’m thinking Hardy may be sellin’ high in a lot of fantasy baseball leagues right now, and quite frankly, I don’t blame people for doing that.  Over in the American League, there are a few other new faces in the mix as well.  Jhonny Peralta (SS – Indians) and Ian Kinsler (2B – Rangers) are tied for third in the American League with 10 home runs.  Not far behind them is Jack Cust, who has 8 HR’s with the A’s in only 46 at bats!  Isn’t this the same Jack Cust who tripped and fell as an Oriole on the way to home plate against the Yankees?  I’m sure Jack would love me bringing up that story, but again, I would sell high there too if you can.  Heck, Cust may still be a free agent in some fantasy leagues.

Final Thoughts

Well… it was another somewhat frustrating week for the Orioles, where the team went 2-4, yet somehow they managed to remain in second place in the AL East for most of the week.  The O’s certainly don’t deserve to be near there right now, but then again, neither do the rest of the teams in the division.  It is clearly smooth sailing for Boston at this point of the season.

Speaking of Boston, Josh Beckett had to go on the disabled list once again, and how much of a hit will that be on the Red Sox rotation?  There is also talk of cancer survivor Jon Lester coming back soon to Boston.  Can you imagine the ovation he will receive when he first steps onto the mound at Fenway Park?  Anywhere for that matter!  Can he regain his form in 2007, and will the early successes of Okajima and the rest of the Boston bullpen continue?  They can’t possibly remain at such a torrid pace, but still, Boston has built quite a cushion so far, with a 9 ½ game lead over Yankees.

Speaking of the Yankees, Roger Clemens will be returning soon, and how will he do back in the AL East?  Can he help push this Yankees team past mediocrity, or is this finally the year that Torre and/or Cashman finally fall out of the good graces of “The Boss”?  In order for New York to compete, the pitching has to get healthy, and the offense has to keep hitting home runs.

Speaking of home runs, there is some new blood atop of the home run lists in both leagues.  Raise your hand if you had J.J. Hardy leading the NL in HR’s this far into the season?  Pipe down and put your hands down… you did not!  How long will these guys stay there?  If you own them in fantasy, should you attempt to deal them away at top value now, or is it wise to keep them for the rest of the year?  I’m thinking you deal ‘em, and get some quality, more stable talent in return.  Don’t agree?  Does the name Chris Shelton change your mind?!

In closing, I would like to encourage you to rant and rave about any team in baseball.  Open this up as a discussion for the progress throughout the week in baseball, whether it is on a team-by-team basis, from a player’s standpoint, or anything at all.  I’m always open for some fun baseball discussions.  So c’mon… show me your O’s face!