In an effort to keep us all entertained in the off weekend, I figured I would post a few pictures from my time in the garage at Phoenix and have you all use your creative minds to guess what is going on and caption it. A big thanks to Miller Lite Racing for getting me those hot passes!! So without further delay, I will start off with some easy ones! Here are the first two:
I'll tell you what was really going on after you all have had a chance to chime in...I have enough pictures for lots of posts so hopefully I will get your favorite driver up here soon. Have fun!
WHAT THE PICTURES REALLY ARE...
So the first one is of Kurt Busch with Sammy Hagar in between practice on Friday. Kurt drove Sammy around the track in a pace car as he is apparently on a quest to scare all the members of Van Halen. (He drove drove Eddie Van Halen around last year at PIR). The shot is in Victory Lane, the bleachers are usually full of photographers.
The second picture is of Tony Stewart after the race with a couple of fans in front of the #20 team hauler in the garage area. Tony was in the process of signing the guy's orange shirt at the time. Tony proceeded to walk right past me and I wanted to ask him to see his waxed back but since I was decked out in all Miller Lite garb I thought better of it!
Pic 1 Kurt "Hey Sammy Can I get a free bottle of that tequllia you make?" Sammy "Free..HAHAHA"
Pic 2 Smoke "So Doc I've been having these anger management issues" Doc "Take 2 of these and call me in the morning!"
pikkie 2 - "I'm telling you Tony, orange is WAY better. The only driver who can pull off the green and yellow driving suit look is Marcos Ambrose since they're his national colours!"
"Former "Red Rocker" Sammy Hagar poses with Miller Lite promotional cut-out to publicize his central Arizona solo tour."
Bottom -
"Tony Stewart and unidentified fan don't yet notice that Roger Mobley, 31, Coral Gables, FL is spontaneously combusting while waiting in line for autographs"
Sorry Kristen for taking up so much room. You know me by now to come up with something to match a picture. Plus I wanted to put a smile on Hotfootlori's face. Cheers
Sammy: "WHO the HECK is this "Lite" weight and why am I yucking it up with him?"
Kurt: "Man, he looks like he wants to whoop my arse~but I'm just gonna keep on smiling"
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Tony: "I think I really need to try Jared's Subway Fit diet...I can't zip my suit up...."
Dad(?): "How many inches do we need to let the suit out?" (this wide??)
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LOL....I'm going to you know where in a handbasket...but all in good fun~
~~N :)
Last edited by miznoodle on April 17th at 6:24 PM.
Dad to Tony Stewart: Now look here boy, Just because it is a foot long don't mean you gotta eat the whole thing before the race. I ain't cleaning out your uniform after the race.
Hagar to Busch: This little guy tells me he is Kurt Busch. Yeah right. My mother is a Sumo wrestler too.
You guys are cracking me up! Your all right, Kurt does look like a cardboard cutout in that shot! Pretty sure Tony exploded out of the suit when he unzipped! Dave caught it, the guy is spontaneously combusting! Rebell, I would be afraid to psychoanalyze Sammy! LMAO Forensic, your picture additions are always welcome, esp the one with the mon.key.
Very creative captions here. Here are a couple suggestions:
#1 - Sammy to Tony: You really ought to try my Cabo Wabo tequila...it's got a way bigger kick than Miller Lite!
#2 - Tony to race fan in Orange Jersey: As you can see I am still working on that Subway Diet...Jarrett promised me some extra exercise tips too after the next race.
A rare SF NASCAR fan who loves her Arizona Wildcats as well. By day, a well respected Psychologist, on weekends "Start Your Engines!!"
Winner of the 2007 "Miller Lite Next Great Sportswriter" Contest and contributing writer on FOXSports.com .
