Well here's my go at the Blogger's contest. Fox did there own little bit on what Adam should change his name to, but I'll try make a little better one.
PhatMan Jones- Since he seems to find himself as a real thug.
RatMan Jones- He must be telling the cops something so he isn't getting arrested.
SatMan Jones- Since he has had to sit out a year and hopefully will continue to do so unless he really has changed, but I doubt it.
ScatMan Jones- He just kept running from his true problems.
BlackMan Jones- That's what Imus seems to be calling him.
CrackMan Jones- He sure acts like he's smoking some crack.
ShatMan Jones- Because to me, then he is exactly what his name says.
StackMan Jones- Its what he's throwing at the ladies while he's out at the strip clubs all night.
ThatMan Jones- Since he always seems to be able to point the fingure at the other guy.
But I can see why he wen't with Adam. He is the man of original sin and all. Very fitting for him.
None of these names were meant to offend anyone and were just used as a poor attempt at humor so that maybe someone would glance at my blog. Maybe its just the one in the morning rubbing off on me.
Whats with the music? hahah just kidding! Good post! I like "StackMan." I hope Stacks gets his act together because he is very talented. I am not a Dallas fan, but I would like to see them make it to the Superbowl, or at least the NFC champ game.
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Jones is now said to be contemplating whether or not to become transgendered. Instead of being known as Adam he'd like to be known as Lawanda Page Jones.
King Kong ain't got nuthin' on me 'cause Mr McMahon says so.
Here's the before and then there's after
Hey , h#o , hey I ain't no h#0 , I's just wants a man. And I's hungry !
justan' aka tophatal .............
Last edited by justanotherfan on June 29th at 9:24 AM.
rwe- The music is just there for anyone to love or hate. Stacks will probably turn it around on the field if given the chance. He could be a huge x-factor for that team.
jon- Funny he didn't pick that one.
Just- I like it. Lawanda suits him well. Just please no more pictures.
Pats- Everyone wants to rename so I thought I'd do my own. I'm sure there's plenty of ones I missed and I like those 3.
Storm- Thanks for the comment.
Texas- Thanks for the comment and I really didn't write it, it was thatman. JK.
I think a lot of Adam Jones' haters are biproducts of the massive news coverage he's gotten. I would dare say the only thing that seperates him from a lot of people some on these bloggers may know in their personal lives, is he is famous and they're not.
That or he is now a Dallas Cowboy and a lot of people are infantile about sports and automatically hate someone because they're a Dallas Cowboy.
I'm going to laugh my arse off at a lot of the haters if Dallas makes it to the Super Bowl and Adam Jones makes an interception and runs it back for the win.
Im a lifelong Dallas resident and am a Cowboys season ticket holder and I welcome him to the Dallas area. His past is his past and it's not my place to judge the man anyway.
Steel- Nobody here is hating on him. Its just meant as a humor post. I have nothing against him as a player, but he does have some past problems that I hope he has overcome. It would be good for the NFL to have a guy that they can say has turned it around. And I hope that we can see each other in the conference finals. Vikes and Cowboys.
LOL. Humor is tough around here kalbrecht.. You gettin beat on by a cyber granny on her 1983 IBM PC?
Probably took her dial up 40 minutes to submit the comment so go easy on the ole gal.
Wish all Cowboys fans had her passion.
Dang granny hit me out of nowhere. She was like a ninja that hit like a freight train. I suppose I'll have to ease off as long as she doesn't pester me.
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