Here is my unbiased analysis and prediction for Super Bowl XLII.
NEW YORK GIANTS
How they got there: the Giants finished 10-6 in the regular season, good enough for a wild card spot. In the postseason, they defeated Tampa Bay 24-14 in the Wild Card Playoffs; defeated Dallas 21-17 in the Divisional Playoffs; defeated Green Bay 23-20 in overtime in the NFC Championship Game.
What they must do to win: very simple. They MUST control the clock and rush for over 200 yards as a team. Eli Manning must continue to be sharp, and not turn the ball over. So far he has not committed a turnover in the postseason. On defense, they must put consistent pressure on Tom Brady with their front four. They are capable of putting pressure on Brady with just their front four. And if they aren't able to get to Brady, they must force him to see through a forest of arms ready to bat the ball down. They must win the turnover battle, and force a couple of turnovers at critical junctures. They must make a big play or two on special teams (a turnover, TD return, etc.).
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
How they got there: finished the regular season undefeated; won the AFC East; defeated Jacksonville 31-20 in the AFC Divisional Playoffs; defeated San Diego 21-12 in the AFC Championship Game.
What they must do to win: control the Giants' fierce pass rush with a variety of draws, short passes, and screens. Perhaps leave in an extra TE such as Kyle Brady for pass protection. RB Laurence Maroney could well end up being a key player in this game, as he could have his number called quite frequently. On defense, they must pressure Manning into some mistakes. At the very least, disrupt his timing. They must also slow down the Giants' punishing ground game. S James Sanders could well end up being a key factor in this aspect of the game. On special teams, they must win the field position battle and blunt the Giants' advantage.
Who will win and why: when all is said and done, I'd love to pick the Giants, but I don't see them winning. The Giants will be able to put pressure on Tom Brady, but not on a consistent basis. Laurence Maroney will have a huge game; in fact I'm predicting Maroney to have a game for the ages, setting a Super Bowl record with 210 yards on 28 carries and two TDs. He will wipe the forgettable Timmy Smith off the record books. New England caps a season for the ages with their fourth Super Bowl championship in seven years.
This is the unofficial last weekend of the football season. I will review the two conference championship games.
San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots
This was a defensive slugfest. For the most part, the Chargers were able to put pressure on Tom Brady.
In the pocket Tom Brady of the New England Patriots looks to throw a pass as during the AFC Championship game. (Al Bello/Getty Images)
The Chargers were able to move the ball fairly efficiently, but were not able to punch it in. LaDainian Tomlinson tested his injured knee, and played the first series, but was out for the rest of the game. The Chargers' defense, aside for the second quarter, was sharp. They swarmed the Patriots' receivers, denying them the big play, and coming up with some big plays of their own.
Up to the task San Diego Chargers cornerback Quentin Jammer intercepts a pass intended for New England Patriots wide receiver Donte' Stallworth. (Winslow Townson/Associated Press)
As the game wore on, it was apparent that New England's defense was tightening up, not allowing big plays to the Chargers' offense, and putting pressure on Philip Rivers. As the Patriots' defense clamped down, Laurence Maroney found holes in the Chargers' defense. Maroney's running set up a Wes Welker TD that effectively put the game out of reach.
Spread the joy New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker celebrates with teammate Jabar Gaffney after scoring a touchdown in the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship game. (Winslow Townson/Associated Press)
The reactions told the story.
Not looking good Philip Rivers, LaDainian Tomlinson and fullback Andrew Pinnock sit on the bench during the third quarter of the AFC Championship game against the New England Patriots. (Stephan Savoia/Associated Press)
FOXBORO, MA - JANUARY 20: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots celebrates against the San Diego Chargers during the AFC Championship Game on January 20, 2008 at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts. The Patriots won 21-12. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images) Getty Images
The Patriots held on to the ball for most of the fourth quarter and defeated the Chargers 21-12 to advance to Super Bowl XLII.
Going to Glendale New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady hugs Laurence Maroney after winning the AFC Championship game 21-12 against the San Diego Chargers to advance to the Super Bowl. (Gene J. Puskar/Associated Press)
In a nutshell, the Patriots took advantage of their red zone opportunities and the Chargers didn't. While Brady wasn't sharp, and was forced into a few turnovers, he had other teammates pick up the slack, namely Laurence Maroney. Maroney was the Stud of the Game, gaining 122 yards on 25 carries. They will enter Super Bowl XLII as heavy favorites to complete a perfect season.
New York Giants at Green Bay Packers
This game was better suited for polar bears and Eskimos above the Arctic Circle. The temperature at game time was zero degrees Fahrenheit with a minus-24 wind chill. It was one of the coldest games in NFL history. The extremely bitter cold affected the quality of play, as both teams looked three steps too slow and passes were very wobbly and hung in the air. The game was close throughout, with several lead changes. After a Giants' field goal, Green Bay struck with the first big play of the game, a 90-yard TD pass from Brett Favre to Donald Driver.
Give him a lift Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre leaps into the arms of center Scott Wells after throwing a touchdown pass to Donald Driver. (Mike Roemer/Associated Press)
Off to the races Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver runs from New York Giants defenders Corey Webster and Gibril Wilson on a first-half touchdown reception. (Jeff Roberson/Associated Press)
The game was hard-hitting throughout, with plenty of trash-talking and extracurricular activity after the whistle. C Shaun O'Hara of the Giants had been accused of being a dirty player by several Packers throughout the week. Plaxico Burress and Al Harris were talking trash to each other throughout the game.
Up and away New York Giants cornerback Aaron Ross breaks up a pass intended for Green Bay Packers wide receiver James Jones during the first half. (Jeff Roberson/Associated Press)
Lawrence Tynes missed two FGs in the fourth quarter, the last one a duck-hook job as time expired in regulation. With each Tynes miss, the Giants' defense really stepped up. Early in overtime, Corey Webster made the biggest play of his career when he picked off a Brett Favre pass. The Giants won a few minutes later on Tynes' 47-yarder that split the uprights. Now the G-men are headed to Glendale to face the mighty New England Patriots in a rematch from Week 16. I had wrote that the Giants can win if they get a few turnovers. They got a few turnovers and controlled the clock with a stout running game and Eli Manning being efficient and managing the game well. Plaxico Burress was the Stud of the Game, with 11 receptions for 154 yards. Congratulations to the New England Patriots and New York Giants for advancing to Super Bowl XLII. Both teams earned their ducats. Could the G-men be the Team of Destiny and put that straight number on the L column for New England, or will New England cap a perfect season with their fourth Super Bowl in seven years?
I have decided to preview and analyze this weekend's championship games and offer my predictions.
San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots
The Chargers come in as a walking MASH unit. Philip Rivers is hurt, LT is hurt, Antonio Gates is hurt, Lorenzo Neal is hurt. All of these players are expected to play in Sunday's championship game.
Having said that, the Chargers offer something to the Patriots that the Jaguars don't have: a defense that can force turnovers, particularly in the secondary. Antonio (Crime Time) Cromartie led the NFL in picks with 10. The Chargers' front three can get to the QB. It's important that they pressure Brady UP THE MIDDLE. The Chargers' DBs are fast and athletic. And don't forget Shawne (Lights Out) Merriman. For the Patriots, it is important to establish the running game, to keep the Chargers' defense honest. Brady must make quick, decisive reads. And the Patriots' O-line must keep Brady upright.
When the Chargers are on offense, they must establish LT and get him 25-30 touches (20-25 rushes, 5 receptions). And unlike in years past, they have a playmaking WR in Chris Chambers, the ex-Dolphin. He should know the Pats well, having played against them twice a year as a member of the Fins. Vincent Jackson has emerged as a playmaker opposite Chambers. Gates' injury is a question mark; he'll play, but his effectiveness will be limited. The Patriots' defense must rattle Rivers and force a couple of early turnovers.
Special teams will be very important. The Chargers MUST have a huge play on special teams (forced turnover, TD return, long return, etc.) And when the Chargers punt, they must pin the Patriots deep in their own end. The Patriots' special teams coverage must limit Darren Sproles to short returns or fair catches on punts. They must win the field possession battle.
If the Chargers jump out to a quick early lead, it will give Rivers and the Chargers LOTS of confidence that they can get it done and advance to their second Super Bowl. Will that happen? I see a close, hard-fought game for three quarters, and New England pulling away in the fourth quarter.
PREDICTION: New England 34, San Diego 24.
New York Giants at Green Bay Packers
The Giants come in on a roll, winning their last nine road games. The last time they lost was in WEEK 1 against Dallas. That seems like LAST SEASON that the G-men lost on the road. Eli Manning is playing the best football of his career, and that TD drive at the end of the first half may well become his signature drive when he looks back on his career.
For the G-men to win, they must establish the running game, as there may be a forecast of snow showers. The G-men must give the Packers' defense a heavy dose of Brandon Jacobs and Ahmad Bradshaw. Manning must take a few shots down the field, regardless of the weather. The Giants' defense must pressure Favre up the middle and shut down the Packers' stout running game.
The Packers must continue to feature Ryan Grant. Favre is Favre and he has young studs at WR and TE. A well-balanced Packers attack is going to be a lot for the Giants' defense to handle. Favre should be able to exploit the Giants' battered secondary, provided the O-line gives him time.
Special teams will be very important. The Packers must limit the Giants to short returns or fair catches. This area is where the Giants have an advantage and must exploit that advantage.
Kudos for the Giants for making it this far. They could have folded the tent after Week 2, but to their credit, they dug deep and found some guts. Eli Manning has emerged as a premier NFL QB. They have found a young stud RB in Ahmad Bradshaw. Unfortunately, their secondary is very ####ed up at a bad time. While I think this game will be fairly close, and I think the Giants can win if they get some turnovers, I think the Giants' amazing run will end in cold, snowy Lambeau Field.
PREDICTION: Packers 31, Giants 20.
Those are my analyses and predictions for Championship Sunday. What do you think? Come strong with your responses!
Today's games were far more exciting and had the aura of unpredictability than yesterday's games. With that, I give you an analysis and review of today's games.
San Diego at Indianapolis: I have to come correct on this one in a big-time way. I gave the Bolts little to no chance of winning. I'll have my crow chilled, thank you very much. I predicted Indianapolis 37, San Diego 17. And it sure looked that way when the Colts drove down the field for their first TD.
Breaking free Indianapolis Colts tight end Dallas Clark heads for the end zone on a 25-yard touchdown pass in the first quarter of a divisional playoff game against the San Diego Chargers. (Michael Conroy/Associated Press)
But the Chargers' defense stiffened, and forced Peyton Manning into mistakes, including a pick at the Chargers' 2 that killed a Colts' drive.
Jump for joy Eric Weddle (32) and Shaun Phillips (95) of the San Diego Chargers celebrate after Weddle intercepted a pass in the third quarter against the Indianapolis Colts. (Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)
The Chargers have playmakers too, and some of them were guys that no one expected to come up huge. You expected LT to make plays, but due to an injury, he was pretty much a spectator. Vincent Jackson? All he did was catch a huge TD pass from Philip Rivers.
Rising up San Diego Chargers wide receiver Vincent Jackson catches a 14-yard touchdown pass over Indianapolis Colts safety Antoine Bethea. (Michael Conroy/Associated Press)
Darren Sproles? All he did was take a short screen pass 56 yards to the House.
Tide turning Darren Sproles (in air) and Vincent Jackson of the San Diego Chargers celebrate after Sproles scored on 56-yard touchdown reception in the third quarter against the Indianapolis Colts. The Chargers won 28-24 to advance to the AFC Championship game. (Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)
Billy Volek? He scored on a 1-yard TD run to put the Chargers ahead to stay. (I also liked the WAC connection when he completed a pass to Naanee, the rookie from Boise State [Volek played his college ball at Fresno State])
Backup plan Injured quarterback Philip Rivers (L) of the San Diego Chargers congratulates Billy Volek after Volek scored touchdown on a 1-yard run in the fourth quarter against the Indianapolis Colts. The Chargers won 28-24. (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
The Chargers' defense played outstanding after the first Colts' drive. To win without Rivers, Tomlinson, and a hobbled Gates is so huge. Give loads of credit to the role players and reserves that stepped up. Give credit to Norv Turner and his staff for not panicking and staying within their game plan. The Chargers simply answered the playoffs' slogan, Who wants it more? Today, it was the Chargers that wanted it more. Their reward is a date next Sunday against the mighty New England Patriots in Foxborough.
New York Giants at Dallas: the Giants came out smoking. Amani Toomer's 52 yard TD reception from Eli Manning gave the G-men an early 7-0 lead.
Quick start New York Giants wide receiver Amani Toomer beats Dallas Cowboys linebacker Akin Ayodele to the end zone to complete a 52-yard touchdown. (Tony Gutierrez/Associated Press)
The Cowboys responded with two TDs in the second quarter, the first a 5-yard TD pass from Tony Romo to Terrell Owens. The second TD, a Marion Barber 1-yard TD run, capped a 20 play, 90-yard drive that took almost 11 minutes. The Giants quickly responded to the Cowboys' long drive, driving the ball down the field. The drive was capped by Amani Toomer's second TD reception of the game, a 4-yarder with 7 seconds left in the first half.
Twice as nice Wide receiver Amani Toomer of the New York Giants scores on a 4-yard reception against the Dallas Cowboys, his second TD of the game. (Chris Graythen/Getty Images)
The Giants made enough plays to keep the Cowboys off balance, particularly on defense. The defense showed tons of heart and grit, playing without three of its regular DBs. They sacked Romo twice, and hit him on eight other occasions. Brandon Jacobs scored what proved to be the game winner early in the fourth quarter. That TD was set up by a huge punt return by R.W. McQuarters.
Balancing act New York Giants punt returner R.W. McQuarters is pushed out of bounds by Dallas Cowboys linebacker Justin Rogers. (David J. Phillip/Associated Press)
Giant score New York Giants players including Shaun O'Hara (60) celebrate after running back Brandon Jacobs (27) scored the wining touchdown on a 1-yard run against the Dallas Cowboys. The Giants beat the Cowboys 21-17. (Matt Slocum/Associated Press)
All season long, Dallas was able to overcome penalties and mistakes. Today, they didn't. The Cowboys had too many penalties that came at the worst times, one of them negating a huge play. As a result, Dallas will be making tee times tomorrow and New York will prepare to play at Green Bay next Sunday night at Lambeau Field. I will preview the conference championship games later in the week. In the meantime, congratulations to both the New York Giants and San Diego Chargers.
Now we come to the best weekend of the playoffs. The eight teams that are still in the playoffs are the elite of the league. Win or go home. For one team in particular, the pressure is enormous.
Seattle at Green Bay: the Seahawks come off a 35-14 thrashing of the Washington Redskins. While the Hawks have long been known for their offense, it was their defense that dismantled the Redskins. Green Bay comes off a bye. For Seattle to win, their defense must force Brett Favre into making mistakes. They must win the turnover battle. Offensively, they must be balanced. The RBs must combine for at least 120 yards rushing. For Green Bay to win, they must put pressure on Matt Hasselbeck, sustain long drives that lead to scores, the DBs must be physical with the Hawks' WRs, and Favre must play smart and within himself. I see this being a fairly low-scoring game. Each team will have its moments. This is the hardest game for me to pick. If Seattle were at home I'd take the Hawks. But I'm taking the Packers in a close game.
PREDICTION: Green Bay 23, Seattle 20 (OT).
Jacksonville at New England: this is a study in contrasts. Jacksonville will pound the ball on the ground and grind you down until you cry uncle. David Garrard takes care of the ball and while he doesn't have playmakers at WR, they get the job done. Their defense is physical, in your face, and the front four can put pressure on opposing QBs. New England has a record-setting passing attack, a ground game when needed, and a ball-hawking, opportunistic defense. For Jacksonville to win, they must control the ball on the ground and keep the Patriots' offense on the sidelines. They must take advantage of scoring opportunities. They MUST take care of the ball. They must put pressure on Tom Brady, forcing him to be ineffective. They must shut down the Patriots' running game. The Jags' DBs better be prepared to do a LOT of sprinting, as Brady will go deep when given the opportunity. For the Patriots to win, they must force the Jags into mistakes/turnovers. Laurence Maroney must have a solid game, with a MINIMUM of 75 yards rushing/100 yards of total offense. Brady must have time to make his reads and throw to the open receiver. The Pats' offense must have a couple of big plays early and jump out to a big early lead. The Jaguars will be able to run on the Patriots and keep Brady on the bench long enough to keep him from turning the game into a track meet. This is my upset of the entire playoffs.
PREDICTION: Jacksonville 27, New England 20.
San Diego at Indianapolis: on the surface, it looks like a bad matchup for the Colts, especially considering the recent success the Chargers have had against the Colts. However, this was before Peyton Manning won his ring. Now that Manning has his ring, he comes into this year's playoffs a lot more relaxed. This is Philip Rivers' first time in a divisional playoff. For the Chargers to win, LT has to have a monster game, the defense has to pressure and knock down Manning, and force turnovers. Plus, the Chargers' special teams have to have a huge game. Rivers must be composed and not melt down. For the Colts to win, they must force Rivers into mistakes, particularly early in the game. If the Colts jump out to a huge early lead, it will be too much for the Chargers to overcome. Joseph Addai will play a huge role in the game. This is not your older brother's Colts defense. This is a Colts defense that will punch you in the mouth repeatedly. They will do that to Rivers time and again. Addai will have a huge game. Colts win big.
PREDICTION: Colts 37, Chargers 17.
New York Giants at Dallas: this is the third time the two teams have met. It's very hard for one team to beat another three times in one season. Dallas has already beat the Giants twice. For the Giants to win, Eli Manning has to keep playing like a franchise QB. They must pound the ball on the ground and Manning must continue to make plays. Defensively, the Giants must create turnovers and put pressure on Tony Romo. They must make plays on special teams. For the Cowboys to win, Romo must play like he did earlier in the season, when he distributed the ball around to his receivers like Santa Claus distributing Christmas goodies to all the kiddies. Terrell Owens must play, and have a huge game. The ground game must be able to move the chains and not be dormant. Eli Manning continues his superb play. The Giants move the ball on the ground. Romo makes enough mistakes that the Giants take advantage of and end up winning.
PREDICTION: N.Y. Giants 30, Dallas 20.
Those are my predictions for the Divisional Playoffs. What say you?
I'll throw my hat into the ring as far as predictions. Here are mine for the Wild Card round, complete with a brief analysis of the game.
Washington Redskins @ Seattle Seahawks: I have been going back and forth on this game. This game is really too close to call. And I've really been hard on the Seahawks for most of the season. I'll go easy on them, LOL. Washington comes into this game on a roll, winners of their last four in a row. They throttled the Dallas Cowboys' ground game to the tune of ONE YARD in Week 17. While the Redskins have a strong ground game, the Seahawks have a stout run defense. And they are at home. And they have Matt Hasselbeck. And they still have Shaun Alexander. My heart says the Redskins, but my head says the Hawks in a close game. PREDICTION: Seahawks.
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Pittsburgh Steelers: the Jags slapped the Steelers up and down Heinz Field a few weeks ago. They have the two-headed beast named Fred Taylor and Maurice Jones-Drew. David Garrard takes care of the ball (only 3 INTs this season). The defense is stout. The Steelers come in ####ed up, but they make up for hit with loads of heart and grit. This game will be close like the last one, but with the same result. PREDICTION: PAIN--OOPS, wrong! Ahem, Jaguars.
New York Giants @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers: the Giants come in ####ed up after their stellar effort against the Patriots last week. The Bucs are coming off a loss to Carolina. I never know which Eli Manning is going to show up. Jeff Garcia is a playoff veteran who has won in the postseason. PREDICTION: Bucs.
Tennessee Titans @ San Diego Chargers: Tennessee is perhaps the most ####ed up of all the postseason teams. Roydell Williams broke his ankle in practice yesterday and he's out for a minimum of six weeks. The Titans are a walking MASH unit. Not a good thing to go into the playoffs. The Chargers are on a roll, FINALLY getting the ball to LT and letting him do his thing. Lorenzo "The Battering Ram" Neal will be back at some point in the playoffs to clear a path for LT. The defense is stout again. This will be the most lopsided game of perhaps the entire postseason. PREDICTION: Chargers to win BIG.
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THE GOOD
San Francisco 49ers: they played their best game of the season in yesterday’s win over Cincinnati. Shaun Hill, in his first NFL start, was superb. Frank Gore rushed for a season-best 138 yards. While it’s too early to tell, the 49ers definitely played better than they have all season.
Carolina Panthers: the defense brought back memories of the 2003 season, when the team made its only Super Bowl appearance. They swarmed all over the Seahawks’ potent offense, limiting the Hawks‘ ground game to 44 yards for the game. Richard Marshall made a key fumble recovery late in the game to set up the Panthers’ only TD. Matt Moore was efficient in his first NFL start. He became the fourth Panthers’ QB to win a game this season.
Miami Dolphins: you earned this win. Cleo Lemon was stellar, passing for over 300 yards and the game-winning TD in overtime. And he didn’t throw an interception. Lemon gets my nomination for AFC Player of The Week.
Philadelphia Eagles: the defense showed up to play BIG-TIME. They harassed a normally stellar Tony Romo into three interceptions. And they sacked him four times and forced two fumbles. Brian Westbrook made a heads-up play just before the end of the game. Rather than scoring, he fell down at the Cowboys’ one yard line, denying the Cowboys a shot at coming back.
San Diego Chargers: was it a football game or a track meet? It’s kind of the football equivalent of teammates getting into a fight at the bat rack because they want to be the first to take their hacks at a struggling pitcher. It seemed like the Chargers couldn’t wait to get on offense to batter the LLLLLLLLLLLions’ defense. The Chargers’ defense also battered the LLLLLLLLLLLions’ offense, too. If it were a heavyweight fight, it would have been stopped in the first round.
Jacksonville Jaguars: great win by the Jags. To go into a hostile environment and beat the Steelers in their house speaks volumes about this team. They pounded the Steelers’ defense to the tune of over 200 yards rushing on a snow-covered field. Be very wary of this team in the postseason. They CAN move the ball on the ground. David Garrard is vastly underrated, but he gets the job done. He takes care of the ball and is very efficient.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: yes, they beat a demoralized Atlanta Falcons team; they were supposed to. But what stands out is the first kickoff return for a TD in FRANCHISE HISTORY. Since the Bucs came into the league in 1976, OVER 300 times a kickoff has been returned for a TD. And until today, not one by the Bucs. Michael Spurlock did the trick, returning a first quarter kickoff 90 yards for a TD. He will forever be etched into Buccaneers’ lore, something he can tell his children and grandchildren.
Cleveland Browns: or more specifically, Jamal Lewis. In a blizzard, Lewis rushed for 163 yards. Lewis also broke the 1,000 yard barrier for the season. Lewis was a battering ram and battered the Bills’ defense into submission.
THE BAD
Baltimore Ravens: pathetic. That’s all I’ll say. Your play spoke VOLUMES about how bad you really are.
Cincinnati Bengals: they have given up on this season. Remember, there is no “D” in Cincinnati. Time to blow this team up and start over. Start at the head coach. While I think Marvin Lewis is a good man, he has lost this team. Time for him to go. They had their opportunity and it’s slammed shut with the window boarded up.
Detroit LLLLLLLLLLions: you had golfing at Torrey Pines on the brain. Might as well make reservations for tee times at Torrey Pines, the TPC at Summerlin, Pebble Beach, etc. You’re not making the playoffs. So much for Jon Kitna’s guarantee of double-digit wins.
Atlanta Falcons: while I feel for the fans who felt betrayed by their franchise QB and a coach with no loyalty, the bottom line is that the players are professionals and owe it to the fans to give an honest effort. No wonder it’s ugly in the ATL.
THE UGLY
Buffalo at Cleveland: this game was better suited for the Iditarod dog sled race. The snow was coming in sheets and blowing sideways. Cleveland won 8-0; it was the first 8-0 game since 1929. Snow was THREE inches deep in some spots on the field. On the other hand, it was good old-fashioned smash mouth football.
Atlanta Falcons: UGH. They’re players in the Darren McFadden Sweepstakes.
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THE GOOD
Cleveland at Pittsburgh: this was one of the better games on the docket today. Derek Anderson threw for 3 TDs and Joshua Cribbs took one to the house for 100 yards. The Browns jumped out to a huge lead in the first half and it looked like they were going to steal one in the Burgh. The Steelers coaching staff made the necessary adjustments and shut down the Browns' potent offense. Big Ben's 30-yard TD run swung the momentum the Steelers' way. The Steelers rallied and won a HUGE divisional game.
Dallas Cowboys: they keep getting better each week. After falling behind early, the defense clamped down, and Tony Romo got into a rhythm. Any road win is huge, but to beat your division rivals on the road is doubly huge. The Meadowlands is never an easy place to win, and the 'Boys win in effect gives them a three game lead (two actual games and 2-0 against the G-men).
Green Bay Packers: pitching a shutout in the NFL is very difficult against anyone. To shut out a divisional rival deserves props. Brett Favre looks happy again; having young studs like RB Ryan Grant and WRs James Jones and Greg Jennings are a large reason why. And that defense was gunning for Adrian Peterson, eventually knocking him out of the game.
St. Louis Rams: it was bound to happen sooner or later; this team is much too talented to be 1-8. Injuries, injuries, and more injuries. Once this team is healthy, I expect them to finish strong. They put a good old-fashioned ####-kicking on the Saints. At the Superdome, no less. Marc Bulger had one of his best games of the year, passing for 302 yards and 2 TDs. Steven Jackson even threw a TD pass and ran for a TD. Torry Holt had 8 receptions for 124 yards and a TD. The Rams' defense put the clamps on the Saints. The Saints could have had a chance to tie the game late in regulation, but an onside kick slipped through Josh Bullocks' hands and went out of bounds, giving the Rams possession and preserving their first win of the season.
Denver Broncos: they dominated Kansas City at Arrowhead, forcing four turnovers. Selvin Young rushed for 109 yards and a TD. Jay Cutler had a pedestrian game, passing for 192 yards and a TD to Daniel Graham. The defense also knocked Damon Huard out of the game, forcing the Chiefs to go with Brodie Croyle.
Arizona Cardinals: they are the most schizophrenic team in the NFL. You NEVER know which Cardinals team will show up from game to game or even series to series. Today's Cardinals looked like the team that many picked to win the NFC West. Kurt Warner looked like the Kurt Warner that QB'd the Greatest Show on Turf. Leonard Pope emerged as a red-zone target for both Warner and Tim Rattay, snagging 2 TD passes. Larry Fitzgerald also snagged 2 TD passes, both from Warner. The Cardinals defense did the rest, holding the Lions to MINUS 18 yards rushing FOR THE GAME, including a minus 15 yard effort by Shaun McDonald.
San Diego Chargers: or more specifically, Antonio Cromartie and Darren Sproles. Sproles returned BOTH a kickoff and punt to the house. Sproles' 89-yard kickoff return sparked the Chargers. He later added a 45-yard punt return for a TD. Cromartie picked off Peyton Manning THREE TIMES. The Chargers' defense picked off Manning six times overall. Maybe the powder-blue uniform had something to do with this. The Chargers seem to play better when they wear their powder blues.
Philadelphia Eagles: major props to them for a gritty win at Washington. Brian Westbrook was his usual stellar self. Is it possible he's one of the most UNDERRATED RBs in the league? Reggie Brown made a GREAT TD catch, a "Look Mom, look what I found" type catch. Donovan McNabb made big plays when needed. But it was the Eagles' defense that made the difference, coming up with key stops when needed and giving the offense a chance to win.
THE BAD
Miami Dolphins: until they win a game, they will be residents of this category. This was a VERY winnable game for the Fins, and for awhile, it looked like they were going to win their first game of the season. Alas, they lost on a late FG by Rian Lindell. At one point, they led 3-2.
Minnesota Vikings: a goose egg on the scoreboard. Enough said.
Carolina Panthers: they allowed the Falcons to run the ball down their throats time and again. On the last Falcons' TD, the two Panthers' DBs looked at each other while Alge Crumpler walked into the end zone FROM 30 YARDS AWAY. This is one of the worst teams in the NFL right now. Mediocre would be a compliment.
Indianapolis Colts: yep, I have to include the defending Super Bowl champs here. Yes, they moved the ball, but SIX Peyton Manning interceptions killed their chances of winning.
Oakland Raiders: while their defense is still solid, the starting CBs are ####ed up. They need to learn how to finish games. They play well for the first 55 minutes or so, then in the last 5 minutes they let up.
THE UGLY
Chicago at Oakland: it was even at 3 entering the fourth quarter. I found it hilarious that the broadcast highlighted the Hall of Famers from both franchises. NEWSFLASH: NONE of them are playing for either franchise! Griese vs. McCown does not exactly conjure memories of Young vs. Aikman. I found myself falling asleep through this snoozefest.
Indianapolis at San Diego: this was a game that bordered on the surreal. NINE combined turnovers for two of the better teams in the AFC. Not to mention MANY missed opportunities. The two teams combined for more turnovers than you see at Rene's French Bakery. Adam Vinatieri missed two FGs, including a 29-yarder late in the game. Add in a heavy rainfall in the second half.
Come in with your nominations for the Good, Bad, and/or Ugly!
Around the world of the NFL faster than an Antonio Cromartie 109-yard return of a missed FG, Crappafoni Pictures gives you this week's spaghetti western version of Week 9 in the NFl.
THE GOOD
New England at Indianapolis: unlike most big games, this one lived up to the hype. It took a great comeback by Tom Brady and Company to pull out a 24-20 win, preserved by a late turnover. The Pats were 10 points down going into the fourth quarter. Good job, Pats. The 1972 Dolphins should be VERY worried about the Pats running the table, since the Pats' remaining schedule has only two winning teams on it (Pittsburgh and the NY Giants).
Minnesota Vikings: or more specifically, Adrian Peterson. Even though it's been a couple of days since he set the single-game rushing record, it becomes more and more amazing. He SINGLE-HANDEDLY beat the San Diego Chargers.
Dallas Cowboys: they carved up the Eagles IN Philly like John Madden carving up his turducan back in the day. The Cowboys have to be considered the favorites in the NFC to be playing in Glendale in early February.
Detroit Lions: they simply put a good old-fashioned ####-kicking on the Denver Broncos. The ironic thing is that the Broncos actually had the edge on time of possession. But four turnovers did in the Broncos, including a 66-yard Pick Six Special by DT Shaun Rogers. The Lions knocked Jay Cutler out of the game with a leg injury.
New Orleans Saints: is it safe to say, "THEY ARE BACK?" Drew Brees came up HUGE, passing for 445 yards and 3 TDs. Reggie Bush added a 1-yard TD run in the first quarter. I will say that they are back, especially considering the NFC South is very weak this year. The Buccaneers are inconsistent, Carolina has QB issues, and the Falcons are in disarray.
Pittsburgh Steelers: they made a statement by the way they carved up the Ravens' once-vaunted defense. I know I'm not overlooking the Steelers. They are the ONE team that CAN hang with the Patriots and possibly beat them. They have a very strong, balanced offense, the defense is stout, physical, and will smash you in the mouth, and are well-coached by Mike Tomlin and his staff.
Cleveland Browns: Derek Anderson was stellar yet again, passing for 364 yards and four Browns receivers each had 67 yards or more in receiving yards. Jamal Lewis only rushed for 37 yards but had four TDs. It helps a young QB like Anderson immensely to have a battering ram like Lewis back there to punch it in from short yardage. This team is for REAL. Look for them to be playing in January as a wild card.
THE BAD
Carolina Panthers: they weren't just bad; they were PATHETIC. David Carr passed for a MEASLY 107 yards. For the GAME. He's the only player in the history of the NFL to contain a future Hall of Famer in Steve Smith. The Panthers can't stop anyone, and they can't move the ball. A VERY bad combination. I see this team going 6-10 and missing the playoffs yet again. I predict that John Fox will lose his job over this, either by resignation or by firing. The next Panthers' head coach? Bill Cowher.
Oakland Raiders: you can't expect to win by turning the ball over three times. But that is what the Raiders did. Josh McCown was picked off three times, including once in the red zone by LB DeMeco Ryans as the Raiders were driving for a touchdown.
San Francisco 49ers: even with four turnovers, they STILL had a chance to win, but QB Alex Smith threw his third pick of the day to seal it for the Falcons. Frank Gore did not play due to an injury, and that hurt the Niners' ground game.
Baltimore Ravens: this is a team that got old suddenly. Ray Lewis, while still a good LB, is clearly not the LB he used to be. He simply doesn't have the talent around him that he used to have. Steve McNair is on his last legs as an NFL QB. I admire his competitiveness but his tank is dry. The Steelers exposed the Ravens as an old team.
THE UGLY
San Diego Chargers: giving up nearly 300 yards to Adrian Peterson still boggles my mind, since the Chargers have a good, swarming defense.
Arizona at Tampa Bay: this game won't be making ESPN Classic any time soon. Earnest Graham did have a good effort, rushing for 124 yards and a TD.
San Francisco at Atlanta: okay, this wasn't exactly New England at Indy, but this game set the NFL back many years. And it wasn't that long ago both of these teams were in the playoffs.
Around the world of the NFL faster than a transatlantic flight for the Giants-Dolphins game, Crappafoni Pictures brings you, the NFL fan, the Week 8 edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
THE GOOD
New England Patriots: any time you put up 52 against a very good defense, you will be in this slot every single time. Can Tom Brady and Company ever be stopped? They are on pace to obliterate the single season scoring record. Brady is on pace for 60 TD passes. The defense recorded 3 sacks and 3 forced fumbles.
Indianapolis Colts: they overcame a sluggish first half to put up 21 second half points. Peyton Manning became the franchise record holder for TD passes, breaking John Unitas' record. Congratulations to Peyton Manning for that remarkable achievement. After allowing a TD on the opening drive that covered 75 yards, the Indy defense clamped down on the Panthers.
San Diego Chargers: can we say that they are back? They looked sharp in thrashing the Texans. The Chargers entered the game with heavy hearts and having to practice in Arizona this week due to the wildfires in the area. Antonio Cromartie was a beast, returning a Pick Six special 70 yards. For good measure he recovered a fumble in the end zone for another TD. Another Antonio, Gates, also scored 2 TDs. My thoughts and prayers go to the families of those affected by the fires, and to the firefighters fighting those fires.
Detroit Lions: we all know they have playmakers up the wazoo on offense. What we didn't know was that their defense is catching up to the offense. The defense forced four turnovers, all INTs, including three in their own end zone. Kevin Jones rushed for 104 yards and a TD, Jon Kitna passed for 268 yards.
New Orleans Saints: their offense is clicking much like it did last season. Drew Brees was 31 for 39 for 336 yards and 4 TDs, 3 of them to Marques Colston. Although Reggie Bush had a pedestrian game, he didn't need to be good today.
Pittsburgh Steelers: this was a big win against their bitter rivals. It effectively buries the Bengals once and for all. Willie Parker rushed for 126 yards and a TD, and Big Ben passed for 2 TDs. The defense clamped down when they needed to.
Cleveland Browns: they kept pace with the Steelers, getting a huge win on the road. Derek Anderson passed for 248 yards and 3 TDs, and Braylon Edwards caught 2 TD passes. They have some impressive young playmakers on offense. Anderson is second in the NFL in TD passes behind a man named Brady.
Miami Dolphins vs. New York Giants: you might be asking, "Now why did he include this game in the Good category? Because the Dolphins showed a lot of heart and grit in spite of the long odds against them. They only allowed 13 points to a good N.Y. Giants team. They may very well end up winning a game or two. The Giants are in the Good category because they are 6-2 going into their bye. Brandon Jacobs rushed sloshed for a career-high 131 yards in the rain and muck of Wembley Stadium in London, England.
Green Bay Packers: WOW! What a pass!! Brett Favre has thrown some great passes in his career, but this one is on the short list of his all-time greatest passes. A dagger in the heart of the Denver Broncos. THAT'S how you win a game! Favre passed for 336 yards and two scores. Both James Jones and Greg Jennings topped 100 receiving yards. If you're a legend and you have TWO young studs at WR, along with Driver and Franks, you'd want to play as long as you can!! Ryan Grant rushed for 104 yards on 22 carries.
THE BAD
St. Louis Rams: they are in the midst of an epically horrible season. Steven Jackson reaggravated his groin injury. The defense can't stop anybody. While Brian Leonard is a good RB, he's no Steven Jackson. The O-line is in shambles. They blew a 14 point lead to the Browns.
San Francisco 49ers: what happened to that offense that was very good last year? More importantly, what happened to Frank Gore? They get their stud TE Vernon Davis back from injury, then TE Delanie Walker goes down with a shoulder injury on the first play of the game. Alex Smith aggravated his shoulder injury during the game.
Oakland Raiders: once again, the offense was spotty. The defense played well enough for the Raiders to win, but Mike Williams dropped a sure catch on 4th and long late in the game that would have kept the Raiders' final drive alive. The defense allowed only 218 yards of total offense to the Titans.
Chicago Bears: seven points, four turnovers, 255 yards in total offense, 365 total yards allowed by the defense. Yes Virginia, the Chicago Bears ARE a bad team. Can you say, "They are DONE?" Not quite, but another couple of bad games like that, then they are officially done.
THE UGLY
Oakland at Tennessee: in this snoozefest, the two teams combined for 22 points, 162 yards in penalties, and 453 total yards. Yawn. Hopefully a sleep doctor Tivo'd the game so he can recommend watching this game to his patients for insomnia problems.
Buffalo at N.Y. Jets: I only put this game in the Ugly category because of the combined records of the two teams. Buffalo actually moved the ball pretty effectively. For most of the game the Jets' defense bent but didn't break. Late in the game, the Jets' defense broke.
Houston Texans: that loud thump you heard from San Diego is the Texans returning to earth. They got schooled.
New England Patriots: I wasn't about to leave these guys off the list. Here's why: they went for it on fourth down well after the game was in hand; they were passing deep downfield when leading 45-0; in other words, they were running up the score needlessly. It was chickenshit. You're up 38-0, you call off the dogs. You put in your second stringers. If you score TDs on defense, so be it. They'll get their comeuppance at some point in the season, hopefully next week.
NOTE: next week's edition will be next Tuesday evening due to the writer going on vacation.
Even though there were four teams that had byes (Carolina, Cleveland, Green Bay, and San Diego), there were PLENTY of individuals and/or teams and/or coaches and/or fans that one can throw under the Bus (The Jerome Bettis Limited edition that has 800 hp). I'll give you a few of my nominees:
New York Jets: or more specifically, Eric Mangini. He is TOO loyal to Chad Pennington. Pennington's best days are behind him. It's time to go with the young stud with the HUGE arm, Kellen Clemens.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: you've been doing a LOT of squawking about how good you are. If you were that good, you'd have beaten the Lions by two TDs. While the Lions are an improved team, they are NOT among the elite of the league. Now you're a half-game behind the Panthers (Ha ha!!). Under the Bus you go!!
San Francisco 49ers: FOUR turnovers in the game. Bad, bad 49ers. Under the Bus you go!!!
Oakland Raiders: this is for rushing for 55 yards FOR THE GAME. As a TEAM. You're not going to win very many games by rushing for 55 yards. Under the Bus you go!!
Those are my nominees! Come on in with your nominees!!
As Week 6 goes in the history books, there are still two winless teams: the Miami Dolphins and St. Louis Rams. Here is how each team got to this point.
The Dolphins got to this point due to poor personnel decisions via the draft and free agency (not drafting an offensive or defensive lineman in the first round, signing an aging Joey Porter, trading Daunte Culpepper and releasing Joey Harrington, letting Randy McMichael go in free agency, etc.), bad coaching, and bad play calling. To their credit, Cam Cameron has not thrown in the towel. This team still has signs of life, even though they are pretty much out of playoff contention.
Will the Dolphins win a game this season? Probably, but not until late in the season. Their schedule is as follows: 10/21 vs. New England; 10/28 vs. New York Giants at London, England; 11/4 bye; 11/11 vs. Buffalo; 11/18 at Philadelphia; 11/26 at Pittsburgh; 12/2 vs. New York Jets; 12/9 at Buffalo; 12/16 vs. Baltimore; 12/23 at New England; 12/30 vs. Cincinnati. I see them beating Buffalo and Cincinnati both at home.
Now let's go to the St. Louis Rams, the other 0-6 team. This team is the MASH unit of the NFL. So many injuries, so few players. Unlike in the last couple of years, they actually had a decent draft this year. Unlike the Dolphins, this team HASN'T been competitive.
Will the Rams win a game this season? It's possible. Here's their schedule for the remainder of the season: 10/21 at Seattle; 10/28 vs. Cleveland; 11/4 bye; 11/11 at New Orleans; 11/18 at San Francisco; 11/25 vs. Seattle; 12/2 vs. Atlanta; 12/9 at Cincinnati; 12/16 vs. Green Bay; 12/20 vs. Pittsburgh; 12/30 at Arizona.
The Rams have a tough schedule ahead of them. Cleveland is much improved. Pittsburgh is one of the better teams in the league. Realistically, it's going to be tough to get a single win this year, but watch them win a game that no one expects them to win.
In conclusion, the Dolphins have a better chance to win a game as opposed to the Rams. I will go on record and say the Rams will be the first team to go winless since the 16-game schedule was adopted in 1978. They will take the 2001 Carolina Panthers off the hook.
ADDENDUM: The Dolphins got far worse when they traded Chris Chambers to San Diego and Ronnie Brown went down with a torn ACL. The Rams are starting to get healthy and I think they'll win a couple of games. The Fins could go winless.
Around the world of the NFL faster than the Goodyear Blimp, Crappafoni Pictures brings you the spaghetti western style of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, NFL version. HERE WE GO!!
THE GOOD
Minnesota Vikings: they lit up the Chicago Bears’ defense to the tune of 444 yards of total offense. Adrian Peterson gashed the Bears for 224 yards on 20 carries and three touchdowns, including two of over 60 yards. Having a stud RB like Peterson doesn’t suck if you’re a young QB.
Jacksonville Jaguars: they played a turnover-free game. Maurice Jones-Drew had another superb game, rushing for 125 yards on 12 carries and two touchdowns. He also added four receptions for 59 yards. David Garrard was sharp, going 22 of 34 for 221 yards and two touchdowns.
Cleveland Browns: granted, their opponent was the Miami Dolphins. They did beat an opponent they SHOULD have. Derek (and the Dominoes) Anderson was sharp, going 18 of 25 for 245 yards and three touchdowns, all three to Braylon Edwards. With Jamal Lewis out, it was RB by committee. The Browns rushed for 140 yards as a team.
Green Bay Packers: their defense, to be more specific. Jason Campbell was pressured all game long. Charles Woodson scored on a 57 yard fumble return that proved to be the game winner. And for good measure, he intercepted a pass.
Carolina Panthers: the defense showed up for the first time this season, picking off three passes and sacking the QB twice. Julius Peppers accounted for 1.5 sacks and two forced fumbles. What can you say about Vinny Testaverde, except he’s an old man with game? Looks like his signing is genius so far. DeAngelo Williams rushed for 121 yards and a TD and Steve Smith had by far his best day of the season, catching 10 passes for 136 and a TD. The Panthers are 4-0 on the road this season.
New England Patriots: scoreboard says it all. Best team in the NFL right now.
San Diego Chargers: after a slow start, this team is starting to hit its stride. They dominated an overmatched Raiders team.
THE BAD
Miami Dolphins: 0-6 and counting. This team is HORRIBLE. They got thrashed by an average Cleveland Browns team. This franchise is in the throes of a death spiral.
St. Louis Rams: see Miami Dolphins, except substitute Baltimore Ravens for Cleveland Browns.
Seattle Seahawks: they looked absolutely PUTRID. THIS is a playoff team? ONLY in the NFC West. I could excuse the loss to the Steelers; the Steelers are one of the NFL’s better teams. But the WINLESS Saints?? I figured the Saints would win a game soon; I didn’t figure on them winning in Seattle.
Cincinnati Bengals: this team is bad on many levels. Sorry defense, lackluster offense, and poor coaching. It starts with Marvin Lewis. Once again, Lewis didn’t have his team ready to play. When will the good fans of Cincinnati start calling for his head?
Chicago Bears: this is a BAD team. Their defense is atrocious. Adrian Peterson gashed them big-time. Devin Hester was the lone bright spot, returning a punt for a TD and hauling in an 81-yard TD pass.
THE UGLY
New York Jets: NINE points against Philadelphia? While they only allowed 16 points, they ONLY scored nine! In the AFC East, it’s New England and the Three Dwarves. When will the Jets dump Chad Pennington and start Kellen Clemens?
Cincinnati at Kansas City: aside from Tony Gonzalez setting an NFL record for receptions by a tight end, it was unwatchable. Tony, we’ll see you in Canton. I watched a defensive clinic put on by Green Bay.
Houston Texans: or more specifically, their running game. They amassed 59 yards. For the game. Fifty-nine yards. That’s not going to get it done. No wonder David Carr was a piñata while he was in Houston.
